Have that woman hamburger bathed and sent to my tent.
She will warm my sausages this winter's night!

For some reason, I thought that (by which I mean the above post, of course) rhymed.


(I know I posted a video in here somewhere about burgers rhyming or another, I think. . . and trail)

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I've had my way with you.

Are you going to eat those pickles?

No, you can go ahead and eat my soggy pickles.

New shoes for the burger man...

http://freethebetafish.files.wordpre...ker-burger.jpg

I knew it. He has two right feet (page 14).

His shoe is leaking gellin'.

We can track him.

You can track me, if but for a moment, here:
Giant Hamburger (GiantHamburger) on Twitter

I joined this morning on a dare and I don't know how long I will tolerate it.

You can never be too twitterpated.

Pickles and feet... I've appealed to the Giant Hamburger's two greatest weaknesses! It's only a matter of time now.

Ok, I joined Twitter to follow the ramblings of the Giant Hamburger.
I'm going to hamburger hell. :thumbsup:

I'm FremenStilgar on there, since some other Fremen is using our name.

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too much of a bad thing can only end up worse.

Canned Cream of Cheeseburger
 

Ah, I'v finally been able to capture his meatiness' essence:

http://i50.tinypic.com/2lxx9g5.jpg

Referenced in: gizmag

an imposter: The Portobello Burger

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4011/...99c3673576.jpg

now readily available in Central Singapore

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4047/...af59e4ec65.jpg

I have eaten at the Hand Burger... and it's better than bad, it's good!

It is quite possibly the best burger in town.

this one time in sex camp...

His spawn are among us!

http://i47.tinypic.com/2vwxra1.jpg

Sure, they have an innocuous, mild-mannered facade, cute, even,
but if you should ever let your guard down amongst their presence,
they will eat you alive (not all too dissimilar to Gremlins, or Popplers).


-- by Heidi Kenney, who has lots of affordable plush creatures on sale here.

GH makes his appearance at about 0:20.

Sans-serif type and cheesy meat sandwiches — together at last.
 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...pwi0o1_500.gif
David Schwen’s “Burgervetica” has finally been greenlit, and is now available for random inquiries towards availablity (ie, you can buy this)


-- By the by, I'm not encouraging any type of spending either way; I just post 'em as I see them, and that sometimes means giving the original artist credit for his/her work.

I like that... so much better than Comicsansburger.

May your Love Go Endless like my Hunger... for You
 

Be mine, hovering-mass of evil conjecture above cloud nine

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Non-fattening breakfast+lunch+dinner at the always insanely good Lunchbox Laboratory (clockwise beginning with the burger):

• The Happy Valentine's Day Jack Zduriencik burger: Two quarter pound Super Beef (grassfed Prime Rib/Sirloin/Rib Eye) patties, 7 pieces of Maple Bacon, White and Yellow American Cheese, Ketchup, a housemade Green Tabasco Mayo and a Spicy Tomato Relish (habanero, jalapeno and tomato) on an organic Essential Baking Company kaiser roll.
  
• Hand-spun Strawberry Milkshake
  
• Mexican Coca Cola (made with Pure Cane Sugar instead of Corn Syrup)
  
• Sweet Potato Fries with Rosemary Sea Salt with a side of housemade Polynesian Pineapple Relish
  
• Super antioxidant Organic Mandarin Orange & Cinnamon Rooibos caffeine-free tea

hm, your sloughed skin, combined with a special mixture of powdery substances, now has been marketed to the world at large.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...qv3uo1_400.jpg

the shocking conclusion: once you eat a certain amount, it will then fully form into a tiny hamburger inside one's intestines, and then a giant army of these tiny delinquents will consume us all. It's true: Hamburger really does eat you.

an illustrated visual of the scenario above (as portrayed by Grimace, a mindless puppet of the GHian)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...pwi0o1_500.png
look at all those nuggets... they are just biding their time, getting nice and firm.
and then... a Cloverfield-esque chest explosion, exposing a new tiny army.

I see the sauce is in his feet. Coincidence? I don't think so.

My secrets inhabit a world of rainbows and cigarettes but there's flying fish that feed on face flesh, too.
Go carefully when you travel in my personal space.

I hereby scrute you. Would you like your feet massaged?

http://www.edopter.com/images_user/ideas/200806/dky3DF

The famous 5 Guys burger

That burger looks good but those fries look soggy.

I was facing this same problem a few weeks ago as well.

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The secret perhaps entails cacti & succulents.

I say:
Succulent is a word that rolls around in the mouth
daring and demanding proper enunciation.

Cacti, is most plural.

You guys do the Math.

GH's gymnastic offspringings shall rule this planet.

(Phew....Just in time....We are eternally grateful.)

from inside HIS mind, you will never escape

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...7x7zo1_500.jpg
zuttoworld

His message spreads to all, so much so that, nowadays, there is rarely a day that goes by that I don't see him; whether it be in spirit, or in unconscious mind.

It's eerie.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...pwi0o1_500.jpg

Eerie, yes, but tell me: Can you still see yourself in a mirror?

Giant Hamburger might be reflecting you.

Your recent posts refill me with power.
Soon I will have enough to break free from gravity and float above the countryside.

Look for me in the night sky!

I still have not been able to make someone from the internet find me and purchase me a hamburger. That person will have a place of honor in my next regime.

I like to look in the mirror and say:

Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger

Is there a difference between sauce & fucking sauce? I still think it's his sauce, but it could be the other.