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Charlatan 07-17-2009 07:54 AM

You thought the thread was dead? Clearly you are just trying to hid the truth: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...ml#post1663104

Jetée 07-17-2009 08:20 AM

Ah, finally ...I found a warm spot for my sweaty meat.

I shall return with a vengeance for the blandiose.

uncle phil 07-17-2009 12:19 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...am_protest.jpg

armies could never stop the march of the giant hamburger toward truth, justice, and the american way...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...1/superman.gif

ring 07-17-2009 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger (Post 2670890)

but sometimes the world smells of blood
because my nose is bleeding.


That sounds bloody awful,
unless you enjoy that sort of sticky crusty perfume.

I'll see what I can find at the nose humidor shop.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-18-2009 08:46 AM

Giant Hamburger came to see me, & now I can't see myself in the mirror anymore.

Fly 07-18-2009 03:51 PM

did he eat your face OCM?

Ourcrazymodern? 07-18-2009 03:55 PM

Well, yeah, he's mighty.

His secret's still his sauce.

kramus 07-18-2009 05:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2671018)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...am_protest.jpg

armies could never stop the march of the giant hamburger toward truth, justice, and the american way...

I have before and after pics of this event . . .

Jetée 07-18-2009 05:25 PM

Mighty whale bone... it lasts and lasts, hmm-mmm, it cannot be destroyed and/or defeated; it must simply be accepted as an integral part of nature's song of hope, longevity, and that real salty taste you endure whensoever you venture out swimming in the ocean.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-18-2009 05:26 PM

My pink rose can't compare to His warm center.

ring 07-19-2009 06:42 AM

Has anyone seen my nosegay?

Ourcrazymodern? 07-19-2009 06:50 AM

(I think HE might have it in his armpit.)

Giant Hamburger 07-20-2009 08:19 AM

*arranges bouquet of dead whales around Ourcrazymodern's face to point the way towards justice

Ourcrazymodern? 07-20-2009 09:25 AM

Ah, man!

uncle phil 07-20-2009 12:44 PM

GH is just soo cool that way...

Jetée 07-20-2009 01:03 PM

You mean hot, right? Piping, char-broiled hot with a distinct mesquite air of deliciousness kind-of-hot, right?

Or more frozen beef-patty hibernation before the slaughter kind-of-cool; was that the orginal aim of it all?

Duck Soup.

Charlatan 07-20-2009 04:04 PM

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/u...er_maggot_.jpg

Something isn't right with our Burger...

Jetée 07-20-2009 04:21 PM

ground-beef, with side of extra large flies

Ourcrazymodern? 07-21-2009 07:35 AM

HIS deepest, darkest secret is cheek-by-howl to his sauce.

ring 07-21-2009 10:26 AM

GH perhaps has not so subtle,
subterranean plans for us all.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-21-2009 10:55 AM

Perhaps I should reiterate: I love that man.

Giant Hamburger 07-21-2009 11:43 AM

Your love fills me with POWER!

Ourcrazymodern? 07-21-2009 01:31 PM

Yeah? You know what I could fill you with.

Jetée 07-21-2009 02:10 PM

Oh my gush, no!

*backs away from the ensuing spurt of power transferral; a veritable jetstream of unpalatable and staggering potency that I shall not bear witness to...day.*

Ourcrazymodern? 07-21-2009 02:13 PM

Well, except that my junk might get in HIS way.

Giant Hamburger 07-21-2009 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2673321)
Yeah? You know what I could fill you with.

Spiders?
pork rinds?
smoke?
orange rocks?
leaves?
mechanically separated chicken?

Ourcrazymodern? 07-22-2009 05:44 AM

& the music that moves us all.

you see that rest stop?

ring 07-22-2009 08:03 AM

"Keep on truckin'."(Boyz!)

Ourcrazymodern? 07-23-2009 11:20 AM

Next camp out, I'll be staying longer.

GH is going to take the videos.

Jetée 07-28-2009 12:48 AM

Well, in my futility to find the original portrayal that I was waiting to post all along, I am at a loss, and disappointed that I let the opportunity slip away. Hopefully, I find my way back to that place once more.


Enough, to make up for incompetence to recall to save a picture, I offer this sacrifice unto this thread:



The Giant Hamburger (Eater)!
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric (Post 2255333)


Charlatan 07-28-2009 01:43 AM

At the end of the day... I just like to cuddle up inside his savoury body.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/14/burger-bed-2.jpg

It's kind of like Luke inside a Tauntaun...

Giant Hamburger 07-28-2009 06:56 AM

I will remove the chill from your bones!

My dark yet mundane secret for today is I am moments away from meeting with copier salesmen.

Jetée 07-28-2009 07:02 AM

Hahahaheh. I just got it. :lol:

Ourcrazymodern? 07-28-2009 02:25 PM

Y'all might be mean, but I will never tire of his taste.

Jetée 07-29-2009 01:24 PM

In order to catch the rarest of all, one must think as though they were the diabolical colossal meatball.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/Sf...tyjrfhgdfd.jpg

ring 07-29-2009 03:21 PM

Those copier salesmen come well armed with various toners.
I hope they behaved themselves.

I hope they were tasty.

Charlatan 07-30-2009 06:46 PM

GH came over for a drink the other night. After a few drinks, he got a little out of control.

Before
http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.75538541.jpg


After
http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.75538484.jpg

Giant Hamburger 07-31-2009 06:50 AM

You told me those pictures were just for us!

Fly 07-31-2009 07:07 AM

what a slut.........

kramus 07-31-2009 08:28 AM

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Somehow I picture GH displaying a different sort of abandon. Sort of a bait and switch thing.


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