How can this thing continue to live?

If this thread were a person it would look like this...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...er/Monster.jpg

Naturally, this thread must be a hairy man-ogre with a giant penis.

http://www.jekyl.com/jekyl/gallery/jesus_beer.gif

Another sighting

Grampa!!! Where did you find this picture. I thought I had the only copy...

....and yet another sighting...........(sorry in advance to sillygirl :icare: ......but i just had to)




















http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../jesus_bud.jpg

We are all doomed.

This conspiracy goes to the highest level.

I am all-pervasive
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../hamburger.jpg

Evil must be stopped... take a lesson from my friend Illyria:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...10262777_m.gif

Can you stop the power of the setting sun?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...burger/iod.jpg

Oh the humanity! Will I forever be doomed to seeing a viking hat on ol' JC?

nicely done GH............nicely done. :thumbsup:

Hail Flyman!

You words are kind but the photoshopping was done by someone else.

The internet is a beautiful thing when a random Dane will take the time to superimpose your face onto the body of Jesus, unbidden.

Here one of GH's minions attempts a mind-melt experiment

http://www.funfolly.com/g/pex/h619ped.gif

That dastardly RED 'X'!!!! What evil!

Edit: The Red 'X' has been replaced by evil brain sucking burger... Yikes!

And whom may this random Dane be oh mighty burger? :hmm:

I almost forgot about your present. I call it... the BurgerBike.

http://www.sfgate.com/eguide/picture...ger200x147.gif

It was just a casual thing in this other forum. It meant nothing, really.
You are my favorite Dane and I thank you for the bike.

Would you like a tour of the underground laboratory?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...nstein_lab.jpg

If you're sure the other Dane meant nothing to you then yes, I'd love to take a stroll in your underground laboratory.

Careful Nancy... I think I see a re-animated Poodle in the dark corner on the left... There's no way you'd get me into that Lab...

...well maybe if I was dead.

Well, one thing's for certain; you wouldn't stay dead for long.
Beware the poodle bites. (the poodle chews it)

*sweeps up laboratory
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...urgersweep.gif

The real problem with this thread is that it isn't holding my interest as well as it could.

You see, I'm only interested in two things...
Titties
<img src="http://www.urlsinternetcafe.com/coffeebar/elfarol/images1/cleavage.jpg">

and

Beer
<img src="http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/photos/hoppocket.jpg">

While I was cleaning the house today I was straightening out some of my wife's papers when to my horror, I discovered this!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...87_26Mar05.jpg

It may just look like an innocent pile of paper BUT!!!

I KNOW DIFFERENTLY!!!!

Giant Hamburger has been stalking my wife... He is sending her love letters scented with with beef drippings. Lavishing gifts of Sea Monkeys and little Monkeys with Cymbals.

Is conquering the planet not enough for your appetite?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...86_26Mar05.jpg

So, uhh, if I join the Burger Legion, will I be allowed to snack on underlings for sustenance? And what's the policy on other food types in the legion?

so that's where my damn monkey with the cymbals went....




http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Agency/1773/sm6.jpg

Hail Charlatan!

My appetite is insatiable.
Your wife has not yet accepted my advances.
It is as if I do not exist in her eyes.
Perhaps that will change in the near future.

It is eat or be eaten in the world of the hamburger.
Join me and find out which you will be... bunny or burger!
http://www.bunnies.de/bunnies/summer...ger/enough.jpg

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/holy_hamburgers.jpg">
blessed are those who indulge in the hamburger?

Sounds like my kind of party. . . OPEN WIDE!!

And don't I get to eat the bunny too?

http://www.savetoby.com

http://www.philipmichelson.com/artwo...iantburger.jpg

It is what happens after business hours that has the authorities concerned... Concerned that is until they were turned to the dark side...

Here is a picture of a man getting consumed by a burger.

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/...iantburger.jpg

Apparently it is in Kitchener, Ontario... who'd have guessed.

http://guelph.701.com/sites/701/IMAGEDIR/page_20637.jpg

When I die I am going to Ontario?

Apparently... many people do consider Kitchener/Waterloo to be their own slice of hell...

Hrmmm... now I'm hungry.

http://www.songpoemmusic.com/graphics/bk_hell/bk_lt.jpg
http://www.eadon.com/comment/cartoons/devilBurger.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...87_26Mar05.jpg

Your wife collects rocks? :thumbsup:
A woman after my own heart. ;) :p

edit: Or is that a picture of rocks? :D

It's a centre piece with candles and rocks... The only rocks my wife has collected are the one's in my head.

My son collects rocks but I don't think he's your type.

:D hahahahaha! :lol:
Thanks for the chuckle! :thumbsup:

http://syphilis.src.uchicago.edu/pic...er/burger2.jpg

It wants me.