So... the thread title is mistaken! GH's secret IS his sauce!

Felicitations, Lord Giant Hamburger! The gene pool is now more secure!

My sauce is lady flavored!

It's going to be a one-headed girl with all her chromosomes intact.

I will live in a veritable nest of women.

I'm thinking of having an outhouse installed in the yard.

Hail Giant One!!

Congratulations on the upcoming burglet. May your meaty goodness continue for generations to come.

Another double X to enter the burger household... Have you made preparations to behead your spouse for not producing an heir?

It's tradition.

heh.

i leave this thread for a little while, and news of GH's growing army is posted everywhere!!!

congrats GH.

Isn't it about time we invoked Godwin's Law on this thread?

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Has Giant Hamburger finally met his match?
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The Burger Club
 

A haunted place where brave men will not venture

Behold their secret club card:
http://www.keener13.com/images/Burger%20Card_med.gif

One can only imagine what these "privileges" are..

Sadly, there are few "privileges" left in my Royal Order.

I might make up a few good ones for new valued members.

Like Hrothgar, former king of the Danes, I have enjoyed military success and prosperity until monsters began terrorizing my realm.

A point that Charlatan likes to bring up from time to time.

No doubt this is some sort of grim justice for my crimes upon the natural world.

If you travel to Leksand, Sweden you'll find this bizzare burgerwagon. Its purpose is unknown - even to the local inhabitants. Could it be that I've discovered the secret whereabouts of the Burger Club?

http://akamai.tehnokratt.net/picture...obuss_0388.jpg

don't you mean clan????


:eek:

I could use that Burgerwagon in my backyard as my defacto sancto sanctorum. Soon my house will be infested with children and I will need a place to get away to if but for a moment.

My newest burgerlet is due in less than two weeks!

She will be birthed in the traditional familial way of bursting through Mrs. GH's chest and crawling into the ventilation shafts. After patching up the mothership we shall break out the motion detectors and improvised flame-throwers and hunt her down.

We'll move in pairs. We'll go step by step and cut off every bulkhead and every vent until we have her cornered.

It will be soon.

GH... does this mean that everyone but Mrs. GH dies... then she gets to get (nearly) naked before finally slaying your beastly offspring?

Sounds awesome!


By the way... June 27th is a good date.

I vote for June the 30th!

I'm still not sure whether I should fear the arrival of the mini burger or not.

I knitted this for the little burger's bedroom. Hope he likes it.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4664/10039175cu.jpg

Hail Redlemon!

With your own two hands you have created a prophetic tapestry of unsurpassed cuteness and for that I am grateful.

I just might have Mrs. GH replicate it.
There has been a lot of knitting going on around here.

The drums across the water say the baby is coming soon.

...may she sleep on beds of lettuce, covered in blankets of cheese.

have your breasts swelled to twice their normal size... ready to dispense ketchup and mustard? or perhaps yours is a mayo house.

oh man... I think that image just broke something in my head.

Don't be silly, I get my condiments in bulk at the market.
My six swollen pendulous breasts now blast pulsing ropey arcs of burgermilk intermittently
throughout the day and night.
It's kind of messy.

Remember everyone, condiments enhance the pleasure of mastication. :thumbsup:

Yep... something has definately snapped inside my noggin.

The mothership has finally landed!

Our milk-filled sausage now rests at home growing ever larger until no room is comfortable.

We are getting one of these!
http://www.dhenryandsons.com/images/...AC-30-home.jpg

"But woe to you, O earth and sea, for the burger has come down to you in great wrath, because he knows that his time is short!"

Burgermiester Meisterburger!

Felicitations! Once more the klaxons will sound.

Make sure you sleep with one eye open and your hand on your axe...

My newest secret is my new shoes!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...rger/bapes.jpg

i want to hump your shoes GH.


fuck me if i know why,but........damn is that a fine pair of wheels baby.


i'm sure that the li'l burglet will be sporting a pair soon.


am i right?

I am sure you must be mistaken... there is no way I know that you can keep those a secret.

It is a sad day for my secret and overly fecund sauce...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...rger/ghvas.jpg
As soon as I can clear my pipes, you shall no longer have to live in fear of being impregnated by me.

By the way, I wore those shoes to my vasectomy.

Those shoes scream vampire!

Sworn enemy of the burger
http://www.kompressormusic.com/pics/k/k-burger.jpg

"This time you've gone too far Giant Hamburger!"

GH!

It had to be done. Your seed had to be stopped from doing any more damage.

Of course given its potency do not be alarmed when the revolution arrives and your swimming half burgers burst forth from your pendulous sack and wreak havoc on their own accord. It's just a matter of time.

And the power of your shoes will not save you from their relentless revenge.

Giant Hamburger attempted to blow up parliament in 1605!

Centuries after his killing spree as Vlad, GH was again spotted in 1605 as the mastermind of the Gunpowder Treason.


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Hope deep does this rabbit hole go?

"You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe."

"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

I was just spending a lazy Sunday minding my own business when suddenly I was set up on by a ravenous horde.

http://www.suedkurier.de/storage/pic..._hamburger.jpg

Thankfully I proved more ravenous.


Just when I thought it would be safe to enter the kitchen again, GH sends his minions to attack.

Giant? Hamburger???
Sorry about your balls.

My balls thank you,
http://www.danxte.com/upload/2005/11/DSC_5796.jpg
all of them.

Now go forth my meatlings, go forth and find Charlatan!

damn fine set of balls GH.

Good thing I just stocked up on toothpicks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...hil/hotdog.jpg

/me is bad...

HFC Pride Fight, this Christmas.

http://www.ancientvisionsaz.com/cata...ges/100167.jpg

Whoever wins, we lose.