How did you find my recent colonoscopy pics?

NEVER...clean or scrub your grill.
It takes years to build up that patina.
The flavor it imparts,
will keep them coming back for more.
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well...maybe a bite now and then...

Home Sweet Home - or at least a quiet retreat for the GH brood.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...-house-raw.jpg

Taking the little ones for an outing.

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Enjoying the beautiful scenery . . .

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...meatworld2.jpg

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...meatworld1.jpg

Maybe getting some grooming in at the local barber.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...0this/meat.jpg

Today I am a heart-shaped shadow
http://static.flickr.com/1/3974203_d449fd49c6.jpg
cast off a bit of dust in the afternoon light.

I sense some melancholy emoting from our sizable and meaty friend.

I know that the weight of the ages sits heavily upon your brow. I know that you long for the bloody hordes of yesteryear.

Be not sad for maximum carnage is but a slender flame away...



http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/11...ea4c83.jpg?v=0

i've always liked the meat on the outside myself........


http://www.alamedamagazine.com/media.../HR_AM0084.jpg

Reflective introspection can often be mistaken for meloncholia.
I am confident our friend with MANY secrets, is just fine.

Beautiful photo GH.

Kramus, I want to enter that rift in the space-time continuum and feel the bacon ooze between my toes and deeply breathe in the morning's porcine vapors.

Thank you Charlatan but fear not for my well being.

Ring, I fished that image out the ocean of the internet where I drag my nets often.
I can take no credit for it.

Here is one of mine own as my ragged claws continue
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to scuttle across the floors of semi-silent seas.

speaking of porcine vapors...


http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...eeseburger.jpg

I only consume the soft little fatty edges of each piece
of bacon....if you don't want yours..DIBS!


I wonder what these these teethy beasties use for floss?

... or how about on a donut, specifically a Krispy Kreme?

http://www.aldenteblog.com/images/20...therburger.jpg

as for the morning's porcine vapours - well -

http://www.blogto.com/upload/20061111_meatfire01.jpg

Methinks that floss for the GH brood would resemble this.

these give me the porcine vapors...


http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g3...ood/103632.jpg

GH! Beware of the Giant Women. They are coming for you!

http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20...tinyburger.jpg

The emasculation is truly complete...

That looks similar to a Cozy Burger from Cozy Inn, Salina, Kansas,
'cept they don't mess around with that lettuce stuff.

I will take Giant Hamburger there for his Birthday.

http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/...na_kansas.html

I will look forward to your company and the onion-filled aroma that only a brace of Cozy Burgers can exude in my not-too-distant future.

Be warned, my appetites are voracious!

Words fail.

She's actual size but she seems much bigger to me.

I highly recommend a pair of these... they have served me well.

http://www.webundies.com/images/ea91a942.jpg

So when he's really excited, it's a burger joint AND a sausage stand.

Another drummer will help us keep the beat.

I recommend the Louisville Leopard Percussionists

Especially the music and video clips... HBO made a special for them in 2006.

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GH is tented, and note that birthday! Definitely not human.

Perhaps due to his close approach?
http://blogs.menupages.com/chicago/j...er%20dress.jpg

Indeed. I am lusting for big one. Vacation destination, sw'd I meant.

http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/k/akuaku/___002.jpg

My bereftness at his lack of prescence needs asuaging.

Hail Ring!

You have summoned me.

For you, I will fill my electronic tongue with blood and wag it.

It is nice to be missed. There is little room in this modern world for giant hamburgers.
I will fade into the shadows from time to time but when you need me just stand naked in front of a mirror and say "giant hamburger" five times.

The result will be our secret.

damn burger secrets..............

I am more hermetical than secretive.
Once you pierce the semi-permeable membrane of my crunchy exterior,
you will find the recondite qualities of my life denuded for your pleasure.
Then you will never be seen again.

The Japanese have a word for GH's secret: Umami. Fortunately, he has obliterated them in a shower of scalding burger juice, and sent his meaty minions among them to adjust the survivors to a more pliant frame of mind.

Hail, GH. It is well that you are back.

Ahoy Brewmaster Tophat!

Your kind words warm my flesh.
I will insert your brain into my most powerful robot.
My enemies will tremble before you.

The fun house mirrors that make me appear 30 pounds slimmer,
are on back order...so
for now, I am having fun posing in front of
the electric blue colored witches ball,
on my neighbors lawn.

It is five degrees below zero farenheit-with a 30 mph breeze.
99.9 percent of the small town inhabitants are very depressed republicans.

If I take my gloves and hat off,
it will probably make the front page of our 5 page gossip rag newspaper.

I will send you a copy.

So close.
Maddeningly close.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/Mad20Cow.jpg


Visions of Porphyrins plague my slumber.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../hamburger.gif


I fear for my hide.

Let that hide fall about your ankles and prance beneath the sun's gloam in the freedom of vascularized skeletal nudity.

Spring is here.

GH is now gamboling in the warm ocean waters, exchanging joyful bites with his cartilaginous friends.

wow..........quite the chunk of sushi there kramus......


good luck with that GH.......although,shouldn't be a problem with your voracious appetite...

A recent milestone in burgerdom?

Food News: West Michigan Whitecaps Giant Burger Promotion Welcome to GrubGrade

....it's a 4 pound sambo and 4800+ calories, though I understand the beef is only 1.67 lbs. What more could you ask for?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../bigburger.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...hirdBurger.jpg

I have been experiencing progress, with your last request.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...C_7-07_039.jpg

It is the summer season and across the land burgers are sizzling on grills... happiness and contentment are felt by many. Except for the Giant Hamburger...

It feels the pain of its many offspring. And so begins the annual summer rampage!!

http://s3.images.com/huge.96.482409.JPG

I thought this thread was gone for good.

My rampages continue at their seasonal pace
but sometimes the world smells of blood
because my nose is bleeding.