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Fly 06-10-2008 01:51 PM

my contacts hurt.....


http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/b...aky_20eyes.jpg

Charlatan 06-10-2008 04:15 PM

I keep my eye in a box until I absolutely need it... I want to keep it fresh.

http://images.andale.com/f2/115/106/.../8/24/eye2.jpg

lotsofmagnets 06-11-2008 08:15 AM

"hello? hello? can you hear me? i think we have a bad connection"
http://www.ocmartialarts.org/events/...y/DSC00979.JPG

Ourcrazymodern? 06-11-2008 05:47 PM

I think lava's cool.

...I still think it's his sauce.

Charlatan 06-17-2008 04:01 PM

http://thebutcherblog.com/wordpress_...ad-300x295.jpg

http://www.plan59.com/images/JPGs/meat46txt.jpg

Charlatan 06-18-2008 04:25 PM

A day in the life of GH...

Upon waking, he must shower:
http://cache.wists.com/thumbnails/0/...b0f79d4d0-orig

He puts on his favourite hat:
http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/40_1.jpg

Well... the one his wife let's him wear in public:
http://flagpole.com/images/jpgs/2007...-sheephead.jpg

She dons hers... she prefers something understated, with a brim:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...d/meat-hat.jpg

They put on their shoes:
http://www.jamiekuli.com/wp-content/...-shoe-male.jpg
http://www.jamiekuli.com/wp-content/...hoe-female.jpg

and hit the road:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/99/27...d81272.jpg?v=0


He takes his wife shopping for new clothes:

http://static.flickr.com/30/49147006_ef6c3bcc1e_m.jpg

And stop for a little snack... he is evil, you know (or haven't you been paying attention).
http://www.erikaerre.com/images/meat%20baby%202.jpg

He then heads for home and takes a load off in his favourite chair:
http://www.janasterbak.com/im%20jpg/chairappolinair.jpg

uncle phil 06-18-2008 04:30 PM

one sick puppy, you are...

Giant Hamburger 06-19-2008 07:24 AM

I shower in the evenings
and I want to eat that baby.

ring 06-19-2008 12:29 PM

Tartare!
Tartare!
Tartare!

The wee one needs naught but a tad of garlic, salt and pepper.

Charlatan 06-20-2008 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger
I shower in the evenings...

Oh but the shower in the evening is much different from the shower in the morning...

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cthu...thulhuman4.jpg

ring 06-20-2008 04:59 PM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/psycho_l.jpg

Giant Hamburger 06-23-2008 07:12 AM

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/a...rorsallaro.jpg

Fly 06-23-2008 04:30 PM

that green is stunning.


and a bidet to boot..........nicccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeee.

Giant Hamburger 06-24-2008 09:09 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...zardozgfak.jpg

ring 06-24-2008 07:29 PM

"a goyles best fiend"

I think we need a thread dedicated to the bidet.
It was fun to watch my younger siblings arrange the Barbies and GI Joes
around the fountain.

My mom let us wash our feet in it too./ end digression.

Mayhem time?

Charlatan 06-25-2008 04:17 PM

The undead and bidets go together like a hamburger and bun.

http://www.geocities.com/bathroomguy03/AWDracula01.jpg

ring 06-25-2008 08:56 PM

okiest doky then..

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/thinker3.jpg

Giant Hamburger 06-26-2008 12:43 PM

The imagery in this thread is pleasing to me
http://www.caitlinrkiernan.com/tentacles2.jpg

ring 06-26-2008 04:33 PM

This image has restored my faith in creative courage.

Tasty.

Giant Hamburger 06-27-2008 07:16 AM

http://www3.uwm.edu/arts/highlight_images/chicken/1.jpg

Fly 06-27-2008 04:09 PM

shouldn't there be a beer can sticking out of it's ass?



beer can chicken on the bbq is killer..........

uncle phil 06-28-2008 03:27 AM

wait a minute...GH posting a picture of a chicken?

is it oxymoronic?

will the sky fall?

/me runs for the nearest KFC...

Charlatan 06-28-2008 06:26 AM

It's a giant evil chicken so all is right with the world.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-28-2008 07:56 AM

I might pollute your thread;
without photo-bucketed nasties.
Pretend they are there.

I remain, wishing.

Fly 06-28-2008 09:21 AM

i still say.....it needs a freakin' beer can to add to the flavour........no?

Charlatan 06-29-2008 01:03 AM

From the earth rose a new power...

http://www.core77.com/blog/images/aliensalad.jpg

ring 06-29-2008 07:03 PM

GH's priorities will ensure that only the strongest shall prevail.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...meattooqh7.jpg

uncle phil 06-30-2008 02:48 AM

boo on weakness...

Redlemon 06-30-2008 05:57 AM

Sorry to back up the thread a moment, but Mrs. GH might be interested in the following when GH is unavailable:

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/1097/twsr2338uf1.jpg
Tentacle Silicone Dildo

ring 07-02-2008 03:27 PM

ummm...that's just.

One ringy-dingbatringy...anyone home?

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...rger_phone.jpg

Charlatan 07-03-2008 08:10 PM

Eat one and gain a life...

http://www.instructables.com/files/d...RJM.MEDIUM.jpg

Redlemon 07-07-2008 09:15 AM

I believe that Mrs. GH also requires some bling:

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/7...limage2tl8.jpg

Giant Hamburger 07-07-2008 10:47 AM

I would wear that with pride as I strolled down the boulevard.

ring 07-15-2008 01:26 PM

Is it time to freshen your toes?

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h..._Color_In_.jpg

ottopilot 07-15-2008 07:49 PM

Or you could weather-seal your aggregate while barefooted. It lasts for months!

Ourcrazymodern? 07-24-2008 06:23 AM

It's his fucking sauce, I tell you!
Beam me up, GH, so I can tell you to your, um, face???

Charlatan 09-27-2008 05:34 AM

Giant Hamburger... now available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1430228.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 09-27-2008 07:57 AM

but, butt, I did this already.

ring 09-27-2008 08:15 AM

Raw meat digests easier.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

( Come back!, sir Giant H!, mother loves you, I know she does!)

Giant Hamburger 09-29-2008 01:31 PM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/14...8c5a1a.jpg?v=0


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