Attention TFP!

It should be noted that while we were in Rochester this weekend and visiting the George Eastman House we visited the Edward Weston exhibit. At one point ShaniFaye let out with a gasp, "Oh my God, It's Giant Hamburger"...

http://www.fanifay.com/tilted/tfp23.jpg

Sure enough, our giant meaty friend had left his mark in anticipation of our attendance... Seeing as this picture was taken many years ago, and he doesn't look any older today, I present this as further proof of his immortality...

The fact that Christ has left his imprint in the stone above only adds to the mystery (could it be that his leaking ketchup is just a manifestation of stigmata?)


The mind boggles.

This thread is making me hungry! McDonalds here I come! :D

Yes, the burger too is hungry.

http://digicollage.com/1215/cheeseburger.jpg

Reading back through these, I have a "Burger Wapper of Turin" crinkling softly in the back of my noggin.

"Yea, though they ground him, pressed him, seared him upon a grill of hot iron. Though they tortured him with molten cheese, humiliated him with condiments, pelted him with fresh and tasty vegetable, and locked him between two bready buns. Though they wrapped him in an environmetally friendly shroud of recycled paper and imprisoned him on a shelf under hot red lights, cheek by jowl with lowly potatoes, verily he rose again to defeat your hunger!"

Giant Hamburger Fried for your sins!

For those with a giant appetite..

http://www.tammycakes.com/images/Aug2501.jpg

hey GH............i think i love you man.

you wanna dance?

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*puts thread in space probe and sets course for the center of the sun

...ain't no stoppin' us now!

To the center of the SUN!

http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-407-2.png

http://www.37point5.com/deadGuyPoster.jpg

The carnage continues...

and one about GH's little brother...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...arfield139.gif

Stop helping the Hamburger.

http://www.noveltyradionut.com/html/...r%20B-284).JPG

GH, don't fall for her tricks! That's not a burger, it's a cake disguised as a burger! Imposter, get it out of here!!

Behold! The makings of an unholy feast.
http://www.mjgradziel.com/burger/may05_047.jpg
While most are pleased to take part, others hold up a hand of caution.
http://www.mjgradziel.com/burger/may05_056.jpg
Size matters!!!.
http://www.mjgradziel.com/burger/may05_065.jpg
The master demands only the hottest of fires from the best of wood.
http://www.mjgradziel.com/burger/may05_067.jpg

The high preists intone the incantations...
http://www.mjgradziel.com/burger/may05_071.jpg

Insidious granishes are prepared for it unholy raiment...
http://www.mjgradziel.com/burger/may05_074.jpg
Sound the klaxons! Slay the virgins! Woe to thee who does not bow before greatness!
http://www.mjgradziel.com/burger/may05_076.jpg
And his body was dressed in only the finest of garnishes and cheeses...
http://www.mjgradziel.com/burger/may05_082.jpg
In honour of our dark lord do we here slay his only begotten son!
http://www.mjgradziel.com/burger/may05_096.jpg

UNHOLY COMMUNION DIDST COMMENCE!
http://www.mjgradziel.com/burger/may05_105.jpg

That was quite beautiful.
*wipes tear

Until now, I had never seen a hamburger so large in captivity.

Hail Citizens!

I actually do have a secret.

If the stars align just right, there will be a new tiny hamburger in my life.
The mothership is scheduled to land in July.
I expect to be eaten by my teaming brood ere this year is through.

Remember me fondly,
-GH

This is frightening news.

The power of Burger Giganticus continues to grown and spread.

Heed my warning for soon there will not be enough condiments to go around.

ooooh that's so exciting--- is this a new little meatball?

Congratulations oh exaulted hamburger...

Fear the frothing black sperm of my loins!

I will cover your puny planet with my fecund seed before you can mobilize any effective resistance.
Your fertile women and their soon to be distended abdomens will burst forth a veritable army of my minions.

Just reading this post has a 38% chance of impregnating you.

Congrats on your new forthcoming wee burger, GH. I hope you and the Mrs. have a safe and healthy time of it. :thumbsup:


Now, if only my giant burger gestation period was through. :eek:

That's a visual I could have done without... Please dear god -- of all that is holy - do not post that in Tilted Exhibition...
I'm scared now...

No wonder I felt queasy this morning.

You shall be hearing from my lawyer oh Great sandwhich of sandwhiches.

All of the lawyers work for Giant Hamburger... haven't you been following this thread? He is everywhere and you are next.

i knew it......i fuckin' knew it.


it wasn't the 26er of rum i drank the other night after all.



congrats GH.


:thumbsup:

runs, hides and quivers under cardboard box.

It's too late... the Burger Baby cometh!

http://hongkong.neuerordner.de/archi...y_sandwich.jpg

Hail to all my future Baby Mommas!

Please send your entire catalog of illegitimate hamburgearian offspring to the North Pole for processing and reclamation.
You will be compensated for time spent in gestation.
I prefer medium rare.
Over and out.
-GH

Hail GH!

I arise from my slumber to find your glorious news! Congrats on the... mini-burger? Slider?

Know that a feast will be held in your honour at the 'Bot's humble abode.

Do not try and stop the Giant Hamburger my friends, do not even try and contain him.

A birthday gift for the forthcoming Burger Jr. ..
http://www.balloonco.com/2go/2001ima...0Climb%201.jpg

- A Burger Climb!! :D

Do not draw the attention of my spermatozoa!
http://www.unc.edu/~sstaff/images/gsperm.jpg
It is always in search mode.

You have been warned.
"Love,"
-GH

i might have told you this before GH.......but........i think i wanna eat you man.