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uncle phil 07-20-2010 02:42 AM

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Giant Hamburger 07-20-2010 09:20 AM

*swoons

You have summoned me back with these full-flavored icons of deliciousness!

I have been where the cats are as huge
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4079/...2e1cb4c4b6.jpg
as their lips are green.

ring 07-21-2010 09:54 AM

Perhaps the tornadoes of fortune could blow us all to this place in Kansas,
where the burgers are small.

They are waiting to serve you:
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../cozycooks.jpg

http://www.cozyburger.com/

Astrocloud 07-21-2010 04:06 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...urgerThing.gif

Pooh Bear Hamburger Mold

uncle phil 07-24-2010 02:42 AM

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Ourcrazymodern? 07-25-2010 09:58 AM

I taint his sauce at my own peril.

uncle phil 07-26-2010 02:43 AM

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uncle phil 07-28-2010 02:46 AM

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uncle phil 07-30-2010 02:55 AM

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uncle phil 08-01-2010 04:59 AM

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Giant Hamburger 08-04-2010 12:38 PM

I used to have a banana phone.

Like this one...
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/freshwater/crazy/banana1.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 08-04-2010 01:05 PM

That's dark. I refuse to give up my mancrush.

Jetée 08-04-2010 03:02 PM

Pre-quel
Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger (Post 2811874)
I used to have a banana phone.

Like this one...
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/freshwater/crazy/banana1.jpg

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2745415)

[Sillybrities.]

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Don LaFontaine

http://i34.tinypic.com/14chd20.jpg
"that announcer guy from the movies" and the former voice of the original MovieFone(TM)

uncle phil 08-05-2010 02:54 AM

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Jetée 08-05-2010 08:18 AM

Glazing

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2190/...65e96f6215.jpg
The Lady's Brunch Burger by Marshall Astor (Food Pornographer)

Paula Deen's Lady's Brunch Burger. Bacon, egg and a burger between a sliced glazed donut. I'm going to hell.

(I swear this seem like Deja Vu here.)

uncle phil 08-06-2010 03:06 AM

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uncle phil 08-08-2010 04:23 AM

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uncle phil 08-10-2010 02:54 AM

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uncle phil 08-12-2010 02:11 AM

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Jetée 08-18-2010 06:52 PM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky...an0uo1_500.jpg
Sacrificial plate {Photo by: Andrew Nguyen}


previously: Glazing

Giant Hamburger 08-18-2010 07:32 PM

That is a pride of burgers!

Jetée 08-18-2010 07:44 PM

So, offing their protective coverings and sucking out their juices (sweet, pickly juices) is a no-go (I'm not sure if eating a great burger or admiring it, solely, is the best way to "praise" it)?

I have a lot to learn. (I prefer "braised / broiled".)

http://i34.tinypic.com/14tpkye.jpg
created by Brock Davis.

Jetée 08-21-2010 04:19 PM

Just in case it hasn't been said before: (though it has, but I don't think the artist, too, has been mentioned)

http://i34.tinypic.com/rs64d2.jpg
Joy Kambia O'Shell
Hamburger Dress, August 2005.
Assorted fibers, nylon, crocheted and sewn.

uncle phil 08-21-2010 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2813275)

the image is the art...

Jetée 08-21-2010 04:42 PM

seems he knew the artist beforehand (at least by proxy)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger (Post 2397073)
Dearest Ring,

I am sending my carriage over to take you to my castle for a visit.
You do not need to pack.
I have included an outfit for the evening's celebration.
http://joykampia.com/fashion/lo-res/...ess(front).jpg
I hope I have sized you correctly.
As mentioned before, don't speak to the driver.

Looking forward to seeing you,
-GH


uncle phil 08-22-2010 01:47 AM

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Jetée 08-22-2010 02:30 PM

more knitting

http://i46.tinypic.com/28b8ggp.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 08-22-2010 03:21 PM

He's shy.

Jetée 08-22-2010 03:25 PM

That can't be his only secret, can it? There has to be one more diabolical, I think.. maybe?

Maybe he's like me, and he gets excited around women who talk in a language in which he comprehends, not.
I believe this could be the case.

http://i50.tinypic.com/2w2ifpj.jpg

uncle phil 08-23-2010 03:14 AM

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Jetée 08-25-2010 01:37 AM

http://i46.tinypic.com/2e55xfp.jpg
(it was in my Giant Hamburger folder / foodstuff)

uncle phil 08-25-2010 01:56 AM

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ring 08-26-2010 03:51 PM

A belated birthday present:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...sweatshirt.jpg

Jetée 08-27-2010 05:05 AM

I've finally found formula! Now, the problem that lies within: how to extract core?
 
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7...qv2ho1_500.jpg
The Burger’s Inner Core” by David Schwen.


[graphiceverywhere.]

uncle phil 08-28-2010 04:43 AM

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uncle phil 08-30-2010 03:04 AM

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Ourcrazymodern? 08-30-2010 01:25 PM

He's never butchered anything.

ring 08-30-2010 03:03 PM

He hums that Carly Simon tune...'we have no secrets, we tell each other everything.'

No wait...I do that.

I'd love to see Carly Simon eat a hamburger. I hear she is shy, though.

uncle phil 08-31-2010 02:16 AM

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Jetée 09-01-2010 08:31 PM

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7...zefvo1_500.jpg
beautiful girl eats a beautiful meal


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