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Fly · 12-17-2003, 05:04 PM

2wolves is actually one wolf.

he just plays with himself so much that he wishes there were another wolf.

*he has hairy palms too*

bernadette · 12-17-2003, 05:17 PM

flyman can actually fly!!!

when he puts on his super hero costume anyway.

bernadette · 12-17-2003, 05:17 PM

i bet someone has already said that in this many paged thread....

Conclamo Ludus · 12-17-2003, 05:51 PM

bernadette went back and read all 85 pages of posts to see if anyone had already said what she wrote.

uncle phil · 12-17-2003, 06:19 PM

CL checked...

Conclamo Ludus · 12-17-2003, 06:20 PM

uncle phil double-checked.

uncle phil · 12-18-2003, 02:04 PM

CL's real name is doubting thomas...

Dilbert1234567 · 12-18-2003, 04:24 PM

uncle phil is no uncle, he is an ant, a large space mutant ant.

Conclamo Ludus · 12-18-2003, 05:13 PM

Dilbert1234567 just learned to count to 7.

uncle phil · 12-19-2003, 01:59 PM

CL is pouring milk and making cookies in anticipation...

Fly · 12-20-2003, 05:28 AM

uncle phil doesn't really run a sleeper jammie factory.

it's a cover..............he works at wal-mart as a cashier.

that's where he gets all his jammies from

Conclamo Ludus · 12-22-2003, 12:47 PM

flyman where's sleeper jammies 3 sizes too small. He likes the "closeness" of the fabric.

uncle phil · 12-22-2003, 02:19 PM

CL measured the inseam for fly's "too small" jammies...

Fly · 12-22-2003, 07:38 PM

phil here............drinks weird beer....

and likes it too.

*good for you uncle mystro...........just don't take that corvette of yours out after the pops eh.*

Fremen · 12-22-2003, 10:07 PM

fly will go out this year again, after Christmas, looking for a little ring-dang-do!

Fly · 12-23-2003, 05:35 AM

and i hear fremen will be happy to oblige

he told me that his passion in life was to be the best damn ring-dang-doer this side of east texas.

Viking1064 · 12-23-2003, 07:19 AM

Flyman's darkest secret is that he picks his nose and eats it.

2wolves · 12-23-2003, 08:42 AM

Viking has never gotten over being a verb, not a noun.

Conclamo Ludus · 12-23-2003, 09:25 AM

2wolves is a shopping mall Santa Claus.

Fremen · 12-23-2003, 01:01 PM

CL likes sitting on big burly guys' laps and calling them "Santa".

uncle phil · 12-23-2003, 01:54 PM

fremen is a "big burly guy..."

Stiltzkin · 12-27-2003, 12:54 AM

Uncle Phil has ten walruses captive in his basement and has a tea party with them every evening while discussing world politics with them. I like kupo nuts...

aarchaon · 12-27-2003, 04:40 AM

Stiltzkin's automobile runs on the blood of the innocent.

paddyjoe · 12-27-2003, 06:53 AM

aarchaon's political aspirations took a major blow, when secret photos were published of him wanking on his G.I. Joe collection.

Oh!!! The Horror!!!

Fly · 12-27-2003, 07:24 AM

joe here likes to wear fishnet stockins under his jeans at work all day.

he likes the way they make his ass look like a waffle pattern,and actually gives his "poor" wife an excuse to talk to him.

2wolves · 12-28-2003, 07:05 PM

flyman once lusted to be a Brit until he actually met bonny Prince Charley.

2Wolves

Averett · 12-28-2003, 07:19 PM

2wolves parents are two wolves.

omega2K4 · 12-28-2003, 07:46 PM

Averett has a third AND fourth nipple.

Fly · 12-29-2003, 07:45 AM

omega2K4 is actually a cream you rub on your ass to rid it of pimples

hklong741 · 12-29-2003, 10:18 AM

flyman's original need to be british started with brass rubbing.

omega2K4 · 12-29-2003, 12:10 PM

hklong741's penis bends exactly 90 degrees to the left.

uncle phil · 12-29-2003, 01:51 PM

omega didn't get that new pair of sleeper jammies that he wanted for christmas...

omega2K4 · 12-29-2003, 09:33 PM

uncle phil stole my pair of sleeper jammies that I was supposed to get for Christmas, bastard.

2wolves · 12-30-2003, 06:08 AM

Omega wrote "Bimbo's of the Death Sun*"

2Wolves

*actual book

Fly · 12-30-2003, 08:55 AM

2wolves is actually a big 'ol pussy...................................................cat

uncle phil · 12-30-2003, 01:21 PM

fly's lips move when he reads the lyrics to the songs i post...

Fremen · 12-30-2003, 08:31 PM

uncle p prints dirty lyrics on the labels of his womens' sleeper-jammie line.

SVT01Cobra · 12-30-2003, 08:39 PM

Fremen got caught trying to smuggle illegal japanese "used" panties.

Jonsgirl · 12-30-2003, 08:47 PM

SVTO1Cobra was the one who "used" the panties

uncle phil · 12-31-2003, 01:59 PM

Jonsgirl was really the one who wore them last...

12-17-2003, 05:04 PM	#3281 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	2wolves is actually one wolf. he just plays with himself so much that he wishes there were another wolf. he has hairy palms too __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-17-2003, 05:17 PM	#3282 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	flyman can actually fly!!! when he puts on his super hero costume anyway. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-17-2003, 05:17 PM	#3283 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i bet someone has already said that in this many paged thread.... __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-17-2003, 05:51 PM	#3284 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	bernadette went back and read all 85 pages of posts to see if anyone had already said what she wrote. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

12-17-2003, 06:19 PM	#3285 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL checked... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-17-2003, 06:20 PM	#3286 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	uncle phil double-checked. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

12-18-2003, 02:04 PM	#3287 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL's real name is doubting thomas... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-18-2003, 04:24 PM	#3288 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	uncle phil is no uncle, he is an ant, a large space mutant ant. __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

12-18-2003, 05:13 PM	#3289 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Dilbert1234567 just learned to count to 7. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

12-19-2003, 01:59 PM	#3290 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL is pouring milk and making cookies in anticipation... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-20-2003, 05:28 AM	#3291 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil doesn't really run a sleeper jammie factory. it's a cover..............he works at wal-mart as a cashier. that's where he gets all his jammies from __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-22-2003, 12:47 PM	#3292 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	flyman where's sleeper jammies 3 sizes too small. He likes the "closeness" of the fabric. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

12-22-2003, 02:19 PM	#3293 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL measured the inseam for fly's "too small" jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-22-2003, 07:38 PM	#3294 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil here............drinks weird beer.... and likes it too. good for you uncle mystro...........just don't take that corvette of yours out after the pops eh. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-22-2003, 10:07 PM	#3295 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly will go out this year again, after Christmas, looking for a little ring-dang-do! __________________ Google

12-28-2003, 07:19 PM	#3307 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	2wolves parents are two wolves. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

12-28-2003, 07:46 PM	#3308 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	Averett has a third AND fourth nipple. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

12-29-2003, 12:10 PM	#3311 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	hklong741's penis bends exactly 90 degrees to the left. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

12-23-2003, 05:35 AM	#3296 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	and i hear fremen will be happy to oblige he told me that his passion in life was to be the best damn ring-dang-doer this side of east texas. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-23-2003, 07:19 AM	#3297 (permalink)
Viking1064 Insane Location: New Jersey	Flyman's darkest secret is that he picks his nose and eats it.

12-23-2003, 08:42 AM	#3298 (permalink)
2wolves Psycho Location: Just outside the D.C. belt	Viking has never gotten over being a verb, not a noun.

12-23-2003, 09:25 AM	#3299 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	2wolves is a shopping mall Santa Claus. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

12-23-2003, 01:01 PM	#3300 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	CL likes sitting on big burly guys' laps and calling them "Santa". __________________ Google

12-23-2003, 01:54 PM	#3301 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen is a "big burly guy..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-27-2003, 12:54 AM	#3302 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Uncle Phil has ten walruses captive in his basement and has a tea party with them every evening while discussing world politics with them. I like kupo nuts... __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

12-27-2003, 04:40 AM	#3303 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	Stiltzkin's automobile runs on the blood of the innocent. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

12-27-2003, 06:53 AM	#3304 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	aarchaon's political aspirations took a major blow, when secret photos were published of him wanking on his G.I. Joe collection. Oh!!! The Horror!!!

12-27-2003, 07:24 AM	#3305 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	joe here likes to wear fishnet stockins under his jeans at work all day. he likes the way they make his ass look like a waffle pattern,and actually gives his "poor" wife an excuse to talk to him. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-28-2003, 07:05 PM	#3306 (permalink)
2wolves Psycho Location: Just outside the D.C. belt	flyman once lusted to be a Brit until he actually met bonny Prince Charley. 2Wolves

12-29-2003, 07:45 AM	#3309 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	omega2K4 is actually a cream you rub on your ass to rid it of pimples __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-29-2003, 10:18 AM	#3310 (permalink)
hklong741 Upright Location: someplace cold and dark	flyman's original need to be british started with brass rubbing.

12-29-2003, 01:51 PM	#3312 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	omega didn't get that new pair of sleeper jammies that he wanted for christmas... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-29-2003, 09:33 PM	#3313 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	uncle phil stole my pair of sleeper jammies that I was supposed to get for Christmas, bastard. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

12-30-2003, 06:08 AM	#3314 (permalink)
2wolves Psycho Location: Just outside the D.C. belt	Omega wrote "Bimbo's of the Death Sun" 2Wolves actual book __________________ Nation of the Cat. Forgive maybe, forget .... not quite yet.

12-30-2003, 08:55 AM	#3315 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	2wolves is actually a big 'ol pussy...................................................cat __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-30-2003, 01:21 PM	#3316 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly's lips move when he reads the lyrics to the songs i post... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-30-2003, 08:31 PM	#3317 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p prints dirty lyrics on the labels of his womens' sleeper-jammie line. __________________ Google

12-30-2003, 08:39 PM	#3318 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	Fremen got caught trying to smuggle illegal japanese "used" panties.