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uncle phil · 10-08-2003, 11:52 AM

CL just sent me an order for 3 (three) pair of sleeper jammies...with the bunnies on them...

paddyjoe · 10-08-2003, 12:14 PM

Poor uncle phil had to fill CL's order from out of his own closet.........hmmm....he might still be in the closet

wry1 · 10-08-2003, 09:54 PM

Paddyjoe just popped out of uncle phil's closet to log that last entry. He's back in by now.

Conclamo Ludus · 10-09-2003, 04:47 AM

wry1 voted for Geoffrey Fieger.

wry1 · 10-09-2003, 05:32 AM

Conclamo Ludus thinks it is funny to tease wry1 for knowing Geoff Feiger, but in reality the only reason Conclamo Ludus knows this about wry1 is that Conclamo is a former client of Feiger's.....and is still pissed-off about the 15 1/2 to 25 that he's serving at the "Butt-Monkey" correctional facility in Big Rapids, Michigan.

Stiltzkin · 10-09-2003, 07:39 AM

wry1 is a porn monkey. Okay, sorry, that was corny.

bundy · 10-09-2003, 09:07 AM

Stiltzy isn´t a real moogle... he´s a hyena in drag.

David2000 · 10-09-2003, 09:36 AM

Bundy secretly hates the Paul Simon's "You can call me Al"

Pheatius · 10-09-2003, 09:38 AM

David2000 is blue. David2000 has always been blue and will continue to be blue until further notice. Please make a note of it.

uncle phil · 10-09-2003, 12:13 PM

pheatius wears his shoes on the wrong feet...

Fly · 10-09-2003, 05:37 PM

uncle phil doesn't wear anything on his feet.

he wears nothin' but the bottom portion of his sleeper jammies.

Fremen · 10-09-2003, 11:47 PM

Too bad about flymans' neighbors.
The garbage dump sent his trash back as "unacceptable".
He was happy.

wry1 · 10-10-2003, 12:00 AM

Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with flyman, and no number of restraining orders will stop him from making flyman his....

Midlandmadman · 10-10-2003, 06:02 AM

wry1 feet are 2 different sizes.... ones a 10 the other is a 7.

His shoes are 8 1/2.

Conclamo Ludus · 10-10-2003, 08:27 AM

Midlandmadman can't put down "Bridget Jones Diary." Its the best book he's ever read.

wry1 · 10-10-2003, 10:49 AM

Conclamo can't put Bridget Jones' Diary down either....one of the "sticky pages" dried and stuck to his hand.

uncle phil · 10-10-2003, 12:04 PM

the wry one got those pages sticky...

tekaweni · 10-10-2003, 01:03 PM

Uncle phil ghost-wrote Bridget Jones's diary

Conclamo Ludus · 10-10-2003, 01:05 PM

Its a story based on the life of tekaweni. Which is why its so interesting.

bundy · 10-10-2003, 10:04 PM

whats with all this Bridget Jones hatred...?

did she not tip you at your last gorilla-gram gig Con Clams??

Fly · 10-11-2003, 01:42 AM

bundy is a closet drinker and he's in love with that biatch Celine Dion

Batman976 · 10-11-2003, 01:44 AM

Flyman hates Cheetos.

Bastard.

bundy · 10-11-2003, 02:27 AM

Batman wasn´t the mastermind who stole The Scream from its secure oslo home... he was just the lucky guy who found the masterminds hiding place down by the river.

heaven only knows what Batman was doing down by the river, all by himself... he was probably nude.

Fremen · 10-11-2003, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
Batman wasn´t the mastermind who stole The Scream from its secure oslo home... he was just the lucky guy who found the masterminds hiding place down by the river.

heaven only knows what Batman was doing down by the river, all by himself... he was probably nude.

He was probably living in a van...

bundy was thrown out of The Summit for belching "Jimmy Crack Corn" at the waiter.

bundy · 10-11-2003, 05:35 AM

Fremen got sacked from his dish-pig job at The Summit because he used to steal the industrial strength detergent.

he though that if he used the detergent on his genitals, it´d get rid of those nasty nasty germs he managed to pick up in Kings Cross.

btw, it was Fremens old mate, Phil who recommended those houses of ill-repute in the Cross where he caught those germs.

Fly · 10-11-2003, 05:40 AM

bundy seems to know an awful lot about genital germs

wry1 · 10-11-2003, 10:36 PM

flyman is just trying to divert the attention away from the whole "genital" issue, all the while he's secretly preparing butter for those "crabs" of fremen's.....

bundy · 10-13-2003, 02:12 AM

wry1´s main ambition in life is to utterly destroy this great thread.

but we won´t let him, will we people... people?? anyone out there??

Fremen · 10-13-2003, 03:07 AM

Heard on bundys' answering machine:

"Hola, Senor bundy! Why for you not to bring our leetle nino's diapers to the hacienda?"

paddyjoe · 10-13-2003, 03:33 AM

Fremen has just been so excited lately about his new diaper washing position. Custom washes each one by hand is what I hear.

Fly · 10-13-2003, 05:14 AM

joe here,has been trying to get Fremen to wash his diapers while still in them.

(just like phil tried to do with the sleeper jammies)

Cha----Ching.......double whammy

tekaweni · 10-13-2003, 06:02 AM

flyman recycles his weed

uncle phil · 10-13-2003, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tekaweni
flyman recycles his weed

i wanted this one (^) soooo bad...

tech weenie is debating the relative merits of sleeper jammies as opposed to duct tape...

Conclamo Ludus · 10-13-2003, 12:47 PM

uncle phil insists on wearing a shower cap to work every day. He claims that his hair is so beautiful that it must be preserved forever. I don't believe him.

paddyjoe · 10-13-2003, 12:47 PM

uncle phil only buys recycled weed. In fact, when he goes down to the street corner to buy it, he finds that if he wears his jammies that are held together with duct tape, he'll usually get a discount.

-edit- I gotta learn to type faster- I'll leave unkie phils in only because, well, he deserves it.

CL never has to worry about wearing a shower cap

HE NEVER HAS TAKEN A SHOWER!!!!!

wry1 · 10-13-2003, 02:49 PM

Paddyjoe is faking it with the "slow typing" routine.....he just likes waiting and springing his little surprises on Uncle Phil when nobody expects 'em.

Fly · 10-13-2003, 07:02 PM

wry1 knows all about the "faking" bit....cuz that's the kind of orgasms he gets from the chicks he's with...........

splck · 10-13-2003, 07:07 PM

Flyman has sticky fingers.

Fly · 10-13-2003, 07:13 PM

splck has a hard time using everyday kitchen shears.......

bundy · 10-13-2003, 08:50 PM

flyman used garden shears to trim his forest-like pubic hair this morning.

he decided that the whole afro-style jungle of black hair down there was just not hip... so he sharpened up the garden shears and let loose.

btw, Fremen... that last one on me was great!!! loved the answering machine idea!!

10-08-2003, 11:52 AM	#2921 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL just sent me an order for 3 (three) pair of sleeper jammies...with the bunnies on them... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-09-2003, 04:47 AM	#2924 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	wry1 voted for Geoffrey Fieger. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-09-2003, 05:32 AM	#2925 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Conclamo Ludus thinks it is funny to tease wry1 for knowing Geoff Feiger, but in reality the only reason Conclamo Ludus knows this about wry1 is that Conclamo is a former client of Feiger's.....and is still pissed-off about the 15 1/2 to 25 that he's serving at the "Butt-Monkey" correctional facility in Big Rapids, Michigan. Last edited by wry1; 10-09-2003 at 05:35 AM..

10-09-2003, 07:39 AM	#2926 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	wry1 is a porn monkey. Okay, sorry, that was corny. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

10-09-2003, 09:07 AM	#2927 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Stiltzy isn´t a real moogle... he´s a hyena in drag. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 10-09-2003 at 09:13 AM..

10-08-2003, 12:14 PM	#2922 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Poor uncle phil had to fill CL's order from out of his own closet.........hmmm....he might still be in the closet

10-08-2003, 09:54 PM	#2923 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Paddyjoe just popped out of uncle phil's closet to log that last entry. He's back in by now.

10-09-2003, 09:36 AM	#2928 (permalink)
David2000 Tilted Location: New Haven, CT	Bundy secretly hates the Paul Simon's "You can call me Al" __________________ However livin' better now, Gucci sweater now..

10-09-2003, 09:38 AM	#2929 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	David2000 is blue. David2000 has always been blue and will continue to be blue until further notice. Please make a note of it.

10-09-2003, 12:13 PM	#2930 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pheatius wears his shoes on the wrong feet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-09-2003, 05:37 PM	#2931 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil doesn't wear anything on his feet. he wears nothin' but the bottom portion of his sleeper jammies. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-09-2003, 11:47 PM	#2932 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Too bad about flymans' neighbors. The garbage dump sent his trash back as "unacceptable". He was happy. __________________ Google

10-10-2003, 12:00 AM	#2933 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with flyman, and no number of restraining orders will stop him from making flyman his....

10-10-2003, 06:02 AM	#2934 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	wry1 feet are 2 different sizes.... ones a 10 the other is a 7. His shoes are 8 1/2. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-10-2003, 08:27 AM	#2935 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Midlandmadman can't put down "Bridget Jones Diary." Its the best book he's ever read. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-11-2003, 01:44 AM	#2942 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Flyman hates Cheetos. Bastard. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

10-10-2003, 10:49 AM	#2936 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Conclamo can't put Bridget Jones' Diary down either....one of the "sticky pages" dried and stuck to his hand.

10-10-2003, 12:04 PM	#2937 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the wry one got those pages sticky... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-10-2003, 01:03 PM	#2938 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Uncle phil ghost-wrote Bridget Jones's diary __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-10-2003, 01:05 PM	#2939 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Its a story based on the life of tekaweni. Which is why its so interesting. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-10-2003, 10:04 PM	#2940 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	whats with all this Bridget Jones hatred...? did she not tip you at your last gorilla-gram gig Con Clams?? __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-11-2003, 01:42 AM	#2941 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy is a closet drinker and he's in love with that biatch Celine Dion __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-11-2003, 02:27 AM	#2943 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Batman wasn´t the mastermind who stole The Scream from its secure oslo home... he was just the lucky guy who found the masterminds hiding place down by the river. heaven only knows what Batman was doing down by the river, all by himself... he was probably nude. __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-11-2003, 05:35 AM	#2945 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen got sacked from his dish-pig job at The Summit because he used to steal the industrial strength detergent. he though that if he used the detergent on his genitals, it´d get rid of those nasty nasty germs he managed to pick up in Kings Cross. btw, it was Fremens old mate, Phil who recommended those houses of ill-repute in the Cross where he caught those germs. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 10-11-2003 at 05:39 AM..

10-11-2003, 05:40 AM	#2946 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy seems to know an awful lot about genital germs __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-11-2003, 10:36 PM	#2947 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	flyman is just trying to divert the attention away from the whole "genital" issue, all the while he's secretly preparing butter for those "crabs" of fremen's.....

10-13-2003, 02:12 AM	#2948 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	wry1´s main ambition in life is to utterly destroy this great thread. but we won´t let him, will we people... people?? anyone out there?? __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-13-2003, 03:07 AM	#2949 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Heard on bundys' answering machine: "Hola, Senor bundy! Why for you not to bring our leetle nino's diapers to the hacienda?" __________________ Google

10-13-2003, 03:33 AM	#2950 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen has just been so excited lately about his new diaper washing position. Custom washes each one by hand is what I hear.

10-13-2003, 05:14 AM	#2951 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	joe here,has been trying to get Fremen to wash his diapers while still in them. (just like phil tried to do with the sleeper jammies) Cha----Ching.......double whammy __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-13-2003, 06:02 AM	#2952 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	flyman recycles his weed __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-13-2003, 12:47 PM	#2954 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	uncle phil insists on wearing a shower cap to work every day. He claims that his hair is so beautiful that it must be preserved forever. I don't believe him. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-13-2003, 12:47 PM	#2955 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil only buys recycled weed. In fact, when he goes down to the street corner to buy it, he finds that if he wears his jammies that are held together with duct tape, he'll usually get a discount. -edit- I gotta learn to type faster- I'll leave unkie phils in only because, well, he deserves it. CL never has to worry about wearing a shower cap HE NEVER HAS TAKEN A SHOWER!!!!! Last edited by paddyjoe; 10-13-2003 at 12:52 PM..

10-13-2003, 02:49 PM	#2956 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Paddyjoe is faking it with the "slow typing" routine.....he just likes waiting and springing his little surprises on Uncle Phil when nobody expects 'em.

10-13-2003, 07:02 PM	#2957 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wry1 knows all about the "faking" bit....cuz that's the kind of orgasms he gets from the chicks he's with........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-13-2003, 07:07 PM	#2958 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Flyman has sticky fingers. __________________ nice line eh?