10-08-2003, 11:52 AM | #2921 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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CL just sent me an order for 3 (three) pair of sleeper jammies...with the bunnies on them...
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10-09-2003, 05:32 AM | #2925 (permalink) |
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Conclamo Ludus thinks it is funny to tease wry1 for knowing Geoff Feiger, but in reality the only reason Conclamo Ludus knows this about wry1 is that Conclamo is a former client of Feiger's.....and is still pissed-off about the 15 1/2 to 25 that he's serving at the "Butt-Monkey" correctional facility in Big Rapids, Michigan.
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10-09-2003, 12:13 PM | #2930 (permalink) |
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pheatius wears his shoes on the wrong feet...
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10-10-2003, 12:04 PM | #2937 (permalink) |
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the wry one got those pages sticky...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-11-2003, 02:27 AM | #2943 (permalink) |
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Batman wasnīt the mastermind who stole The Scream from its secure oslo home... he was just the lucky guy who found the masterminds hiding place down by the river.
heaven only knows what Batman was doing down by the river, all by himself... he was probably nude.
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10-11-2003, 03:35 AM | #2944 (permalink) | |
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bundy was thrown out of The Summit for belching "Jimmy Crack Corn" at the waiter.
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10-11-2003, 05:35 AM | #2945 (permalink) |
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Fremen got sacked from his dish-pig job at The Summit because he used to steal the industrial strength detergent.
he though that if he used the detergent on his genitals, itīd get rid of those nasty nasty germs he managed to pick up in Kings Cross. btw, it was Fremens old mate, Phil who recommended those houses of ill-repute in the Cross where he caught those germs.
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10-13-2003, 12:40 PM | #2953 (permalink) | |
comfortably numb...
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tech weenie is debating the relative merits of sleeper jammies as opposed to duct tape...
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10-13-2003, 12:47 PM | #2954 (permalink) |
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uncle phil insists on wearing a shower cap to work every day. He claims that his hair is so beautiful that it must be preserved forever. I don't believe him.
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10-13-2003, 12:47 PM | #2955 (permalink) |
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Location: Northcoast
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uncle phil only buys recycled weed. In fact, when he goes down to the street corner to buy it, he finds that if he wears his jammies that are held together with duct tape, he'll usually get a discount.
-edit- I gotta learn to type faster- I'll leave unkie phils in only because, well, he deserves it. CL never has to worry about wearing a shower cap HE NEVER HAS TAKEN A SHOWER!!!!! Last edited by paddyjoe; 10-13-2003 at 12:52 PM.. |
10-13-2003, 08:50 PM | #2960 (permalink) |
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flyman used garden shears to trim his forest-like pubic hair this morning.
he decided that the whole afro-style jungle of black hair down there was just not hip... so he sharpened up the garden shears and let loose. btw, Fremen... that last one on me was great!!! loved the answering machine idea!!
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