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Beltruckus · 09-30-2003, 09:20 PM

Sheep

bundy · 09-30-2003, 09:29 PM

BLT is obviously confused.

firstly, this is not the WORD ASSOCIATION thread, nor is it the COOLEST ANIMAL thread.

secondly, if the reference to our ovine friends was aimed as an insult towards me, let me remind you, BLT, that Sydney is Australia, not New Zealand. (although the takeover is being planned as we speak - sheep-lovers won´t ever beat us in rugby again!!).

now, to return to the game.

Beltruckus enjoys the sensual feel of the eel.
he likes how it wriggles and squirms when he puts it down his pants.
he likes how it sometimes bites.
he like their sweet salty, garbagey aroma.
but most of all, he likes how he can eat them after he´s had his way with them.

Beltruckus · 10-01-2003, 07:14 AM

Bundy feels the same way as I do except with small dogs, is favorite is the pomeranian (spelling)

uncle phil · 10-01-2003, 12:28 PM

belt finally remembered where he lived, but couldn't remember how to get there...

Beltruckus · 10-01-2003, 01:41 PM

Damnit i'm never getting home.

Uncle phil pretends to help old ladies cross the street but when they get to the middle he runs away leaving them in the middle of the street. It's very sad to see old ladies cry.

Pheatius · 10-01-2003, 02:10 PM

Beltruckus was led accross the street by Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil left him in the middle because he realized Beltruckus was not an old woman and he kept grabbing at Uncle Phil's buttocks.

Fly · 10-01-2003, 07:39 PM

Pheatius has waaaaaay too much time on his hands.

he also has a thing for Uncle Phil's ass...........

wierdo.....

bundy · 10-01-2003, 08:12 PM

fly thinks mother nature was right...

(sorry, thats all i got)

guypunkr · 10-02-2003, 01:43 AM

Bundy has a lot more than that, he's just hiding it to use for more worthy members...

Fly · 10-02-2003, 03:16 AM

really...mr.worthy member.......

...guypunkr likes to masturbate with 120 grit sandpaper.

he thinks he's tough that way.

paddyjoe · 10-02-2003, 03:51 AM

flyman really needs to work on his `worthiness'

I honestly haven't seen it yet.................eh?

Fremen · 10-02-2003, 05:11 AM

paddy still says, "Gnarly, dude!" to all his co-workers.

uncle phil · 10-02-2003, 11:50 AM

fre IS a gnarly dude...

Fremen · 10-02-2003, 05:22 PM

unc. phil is really a skater punk, but only on Tuesdays.

paddyjoe · 10-03-2003, 03:40 AM

Fremen has long dreamt of being a skater punk, but just couldn't figure how to rig training wheels to his board.

bundy · 10-03-2003, 06:26 AM

pj still says COWABUNGA to his workmates.

Averett · 10-03-2003, 06:31 AM

bundy's favorite phrase is "Eat my shorts"

bundy · 10-03-2003, 06:33 AM

Averett still introduces herself as, ¨i´m Averett, who the hell are you??¨

chodarama · 10-03-2003, 11:33 AM

Bundy has a toenail collection under his bathroom sink... right next to the lube and his pocket pussy.

uncle phil · 10-03-2003, 11:56 AM

only the right side of chodarama's brain works...

Fly · 10-03-2003, 05:07 PM

uncle phil here likes to hang out at sausage parties with the boys.(if you know what i mean)

in his sleeper jammies to boot.........

Fremen · 10-03-2003, 07:43 PM

When fly wants to turn on the highway, he signals by swinging his dog out the window. If he swings in a circle, he's going right, if he swings it away from the car with a back and forth motion, flyman is going left. If he shakes it up and down, the dog peed on his arm.

paddyjoe · 10-04-2003, 08:23 AM

Fremen ignored all the warnings to NOT take the blue acid.

bundy · 10-05-2003, 04:47 AM

pj was the nasty bastard who intentionally left the childproof lid off the blue acid container, so that poor little Fremen could swallow it.

uncle phil · 10-06-2003, 12:29 PM

speaking of pjs...bundy hasn't washed his first pair of sleeper jammies yet...

Beltruckus · 10-06-2003, 01:25 PM

Uncle phil stole PJ's first pair of sleeper jammies.

tootsiepop · 10-06-2003, 05:02 PM

Beltruckus owns and operates a gerbil plantation in Kentucky.

wry1 · 10-06-2003, 06:42 PM

tootsiepop is Beltruckus's best customer.

....and tootsiepop, the local hardware has your 12 cases of duct tape waiting for you to pick 'em up.

tootsiepop · 10-06-2003, 09:50 PM

wry1 is envious of the fab parties that The DuctTape Guys and I throw!

Midlandmadman · 10-07-2003, 02:16 AM

It actually takes 12,342 licks to get to the center of tootsiepop.

Fly · 10-07-2003, 03:30 AM

Mid's tongue is really,really raw right now.

lickin' the wrong thing my friend.

Beltruckus · 10-07-2003, 11:32 AM

Flyman wears a kilt, thats all just a kilt.

uncle phil · 10-07-2003, 12:08 PM

belt would die for a brand new pair of sleeper jammies...

Fremen · 10-07-2003, 07:51 PM

uncle phil accepts credit cards for his sleeper jammy services, if you know what I mean.

tekaweni · 10-08-2003, 01:48 AM

Fremen picks his nose and eats it

paddyjoe · 10-08-2003, 03:37 AM

-edit- that freakin pj is too slow

tekaweni lets Fremen borrow his fingers............fun!

Fly · 10-08-2003, 03:47 AM

that freakin' pj is too slow.............eh?

or is it ....that slow pj is a freak..........eh?

wry1 · 10-08-2003, 11:20 AM

Flyman is a narc'. Thought y'all should know.

Averett · 10-08-2003, 11:29 AM

wry1 is actually just for breakfast, and for no other meals.

Conclamo Ludus · 10-08-2003, 11:50 AM

Averett fed a bomb to a rotweiller just to see an explodingdog.

09-30-2003, 09:20 PM	#2881 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Sheep __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

09-30-2003, 09:29 PM	#2882 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	BLT is obviously confused. firstly, this is not the WORD ASSOCIATION thread, nor is it the COOLEST ANIMAL thread. secondly, if the reference to our ovine friends was aimed as an insult towards me, let me remind you, BLT, that Sydney is Australia, not New Zealand. (although the takeover is being planned as we speak - sheep-lovers won´t ever beat us in rugby again!!). now, to return to the game. Beltruckus enjoys the sensual feel of the eel. he likes how it wriggles and squirms when he puts it down his pants. he likes how it sometimes bites. he like their sweet salty, garbagey aroma. but most of all, he likes how he can eat them after he´s had his way with them. __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-01-2003, 07:14 AM	#2883 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Bundy feels the same way as I do except with small dogs, is favorite is the pomeranian (spelling) __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

10-01-2003, 12:28 PM	#2884 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	belt finally remembered where he lived, but couldn't remember how to get there... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-01-2003, 01:41 PM	#2885 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Damnit i'm never getting home. Uncle phil pretends to help old ladies cross the street but when they get to the middle he runs away leaving them in the middle of the street. It's very sad to see old ladies cry. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

10-01-2003, 02:10 PM	#2886 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Beltruckus was led accross the street by Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil left him in the middle because he realized Beltruckus was not an old woman and he kept grabbing at Uncle Phil's buttocks.

10-01-2003, 07:39 PM	#2887 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Pheatius has waaaaaay too much time on his hands. he also has a thing for Uncle Phil's ass........... wierdo..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-01-2003, 08:12 PM	#2888 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	fly thinks mother nature was right... (sorry, thats all i got) __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-02-2003, 01:43 AM	#2889 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	Bundy has a lot more than that, he's just hiding it to use for more worthy members...

10-02-2003, 03:16 AM	#2890 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	really...mr.worthy member....... ...guypunkr likes to masturbate with 120 grit sandpaper. he thinks he's tough that way. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-02-2003, 03:51 AM	#2891 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman really needs to work on his `worthiness' I honestly haven't seen it yet.................eh?

10-02-2003, 05:11 AM	#2892 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	paddy still says, "Gnarly, dude!" to all his co-workers. __________________ Google

10-02-2003, 11:50 AM	#2893 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre IS a gnarly dude... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-02-2003, 05:22 PM	#2894 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	unc. phil is really a skater punk, but only on Tuesdays. __________________ Google

10-03-2003, 03:40 AM	#2895 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen has long dreamt of being a skater punk, but just couldn't figure how to rig training wheels to his board.

10-03-2003, 06:31 AM	#2897 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	bundy's favorite phrase is "Eat my shorts" __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

10-07-2003, 02:16 AM	#2910 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	It actually takes 12,342 licks to get to the center of tootsiepop. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-03-2003, 06:26 AM	#2896 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	pj still says COWABUNGA to his workmates. __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-03-2003, 06:33 AM	#2898 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Averett still introduces herself as, ¨i´m Averett, who the hell are you??¨ __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-03-2003, 11:33 AM	#2899 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	Bundy has a toenail collection under his bathroom sink... right next to the lube and his pocket pussy.

10-03-2003, 11:56 AM	#2900 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	only the right side of chodarama's brain works... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-03-2003, 05:07 PM	#2901 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil here likes to hang out at sausage parties with the boys.(if you know what i mean) in his sleeper jammies to boot......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-03-2003, 07:43 PM	#2902 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	When fly wants to turn on the highway, he signals by swinging his dog out the window. If he swings in a circle, he's going right, if he swings it away from the car with a back and forth motion, flyman is going left. If he shakes it up and down, the dog peed on his arm. __________________ Google

10-04-2003, 08:23 AM	#2903 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen ignored all the warnings to NOT take the blue acid.

10-05-2003, 04:47 AM	#2904 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	pj was the nasty bastard who intentionally left the childproof lid off the blue acid container, so that poor little Fremen could swallow it. __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-06-2003, 12:29 PM	#2905 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	speaking of pjs...bundy hasn't washed his first pair of sleeper jammies yet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-06-2003, 01:25 PM	#2906 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Uncle phil stole PJ's first pair of sleeper jammies. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

10-06-2003, 05:02 PM	#2907 (permalink)
tootsiepop Loser Location: Seaside..	Beltruckus owns and operates a gerbil plantation in Kentucky.

10-06-2003, 06:42 PM	#2908 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	tootsiepop is Beltruckus's best customer. ....and tootsiepop, the local hardware has your 12 cases of duct tape waiting for you to pick 'em up.

10-06-2003, 09:50 PM	#2909 (permalink)
tootsiepop Loser Location: Seaside..	wry1 is envious of the fab parties that The DuctTape Guys and I throw!

10-07-2003, 03:30 AM	#2911 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Mid's tongue is really,really raw right now. lickin' the wrong thing my friend. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-07-2003, 11:32 AM	#2912 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Flyman wears a kilt, thats all just a kilt. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

10-07-2003, 12:08 PM	#2913 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	belt would die for a brand new pair of sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-07-2003, 07:51 PM	#2914 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil accepts credit cards for his sleeper jammy services, if you know what I mean. __________________ Google

10-08-2003, 01:48 AM	#2915 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Fremen picks his nose and eats it __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-08-2003, 03:37 AM	#2916 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	-edit- that freakin pj is too slow tekaweni lets Fremen borrow his fingers............fun! Last edited by paddyjoe; 10-08-2003 at 03:40 AM..

10-08-2003, 03:47 AM	#2917 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	that freakin' pj is too slow.............eh? or is it ....that slow pj is a freak..........eh? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios