uncle phil

ocm doesn't really have any secrets...scary, ain't it?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

up keeps some of his secrets even from himself. Schizophrenia can be a wonderful thing. Now, what did "we" do with that damn closet? No more wire hangers!!!!!

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

OCM? doesn't wear socks...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

pig

nope, he wears phil's socks. right when they're fresh and warm from the dryer. pops 'em on, gets the that warm fuzzy feeling, rolls 'em back up.

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

Ourcrazymodern?

Pigglet believes it's a beautiful world, especially while he's corkscrewing my mind. Sorry, honey.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

OCM? once ate his pet turtle...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mixedmedia

Uncle Phil, while on his whirlwind hot-tubbing-around-the-world grand tour, leaves the ladies pining everywhere he goes.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Ourcrazymodern?

mixedmedia really blows my skirt up! Oh, wait - that's one of my secrets!
Um, mixedmedia likes to fingerpaint, using her whole body.

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Lady Sage

Ourcrazymodern? loves to dress up like Marilyn Monroe for the skirt blowing pose. But only if they can find a large grate... which they spend copious amounts of time trying to locate while perfecting the pout.

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Ourcrazymodern?

Lady Sage wishes she was a long-beard.
Talk about blowing my skirt up.

I saw a bumper sticker once that said a liberal is one so open-minded that their brain fell out. My bumper sticker says that the road to hell is paved with republicans. What's the difference?

Lady Sage is a long beard.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

OCM? is a buffalo bills fan...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

When uncle phil finally finished reeling in his e.l.p. he put it (mostly) into his carry-on and flew to Las Vegas to see Barbra Streisand. And he enjoyed the show.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Dennis

Ourcrazymodern? regularly sneezes in the soup du jour.

777

ThatStooDamnDad was a sneeze guard sales person.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Charlatan

777 has a pancake fetish. He can only orgasm while eating a short stack smothered in maple syrup.

He has lost a few girlfriends who just couldn't handle the maple syrup in their hair.

He tried crepes once but it just didn't do it for him.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

Charlie likes to dress as a Geisha girl............then go get a burger.

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SterlingStudios

SirLance

Fly has been observed with a banjo and a corn cob pipe, muttering "man, he got purty lips..."

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

mixedmedia

SirLance has purty lips...doggone, boy, come'n over her and give 'er a kiss.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

uncle phil

the mixed one wanted to hear SL squeal like a pig...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

uncle phil actually prefers toilet paper that's not quite so soft. No Charmin here, and the ultra? Eeeww!

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

mixedmedia

Ourcrazymodern? sculpted a life-size replica of Michelangelo's Statue of David out of cream cheese.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Ourcrazymodern?

That's no secret! Anyway, it collapsed under its own weight.
And the people came from miles around to eat him.

Mixedmedia fantasizes about doing it on horseback while tied up to the bed-posts. Talk about mixing your medias. xx!
I suppose one could do it on a Clydesdale or a Percheron?

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

ocm? has been keeping his own personal chia pet for the past 7 years...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Deltona Couple

Uncle Phil Hasn't gotten over his obsession with pigs and the way they squeal when he touches them in that special place....(hehe)

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"It is not that I have failed, but that I have found 10,000 ways that it DOESN'T work!" --Thomas Edison

mixedmedia

Deltona Couple's proximity to me keeps interfering with my aura.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

SirLance

Mixedmedia always has an aura that matches her shoes.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Ourcrazymodern?

SirLance has over 6000 Beanie Babies in a secret room in the basement. They each have a special name he has bestowed.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

777

OurCrazyModern? eats belly botton lint.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

mixedmedia

777 has a pet chicken named Drumstick.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Ourcrazymodern?

mixedmedia enjoys scaring the neighborhood children by hiding in the bushes and screaming like a banshee as they go by.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Fremen

OCM? harbors a secret yearning for big women slathered in chocolate sauce, while they ride a mechanical bull.

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SirLance

Fremen secretly aspires to be the mechanical bull ridden by big women slathered in chocolate sauce. He hopes they'll wear spurs on their high heels.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

mixedmedia

SirLance would just like to slather women in chocolate sauce. That's all.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Sultana

mixedmedia doesn't always check her PMs! (not her PMS... )

Also, she has a not-so-secret desire to get naked, cover herself in glue and roll around in the precious gem displays in the jewelry district, and run chortling down the street!

Ask me how I know....

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

pig

sultana knows because she has an eagle eye for mildly repressed cartographic impulses; particularly when they involve slathering and chortling. she also likes to look at the sixth button over on the top of the tfp page - the one that is cozied up between 'chat' and 'new posts.'

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

Sultana

Pigglet suffers from medium-intensity jealousy because Halx gives me what I ask for before I even ask for it!!

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

Ourcrazymodern?

Sultana isn't human at all - she's a soon-to-be-graduated demi-goddess.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

and ocm? holds the diploma in his cloying little fingers...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

(I do like chocolate.)

When uncle phil got back from Las Vegas, he had bad dreams about it.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

777

OCM only says that he likes chocolate so that he can fit in with the cool people.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny