Ch'i

Medusa is the shy gorgon.

Elphaba

The bad news is that Ch'i's plastic surgery to become the new Bruce Lee was not entirely successful.

The good news is that he still has a career opportunity as the new Phyllis Diller.

Zeraph

Elphaba goes to buffets but doesn't stay behind the sneeze guard! In fact she sprinkles dried feces over the food with her feces shalt shaker she made at home (and then eats the food).

Ch'i

Zeraph has an unseemly appetite for after-dinner-mints.

Fremen

Ch'i drags his feet on the carpet then does the ol' "hang out with your wang out" bit, near his doorknob.

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Ch'i

Fremen took my water.

paddyjoe

Hmmm...that must've been the water that broke, during Ch'i's 15th tri-mester.

uncle phil

hey pj, wipe that pizza stain out of your beard yet? it's only been, what, two years now?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

777

Uncle Phil cut himself with a katana as an infant and has had a sword/samurai/ninja-phobia ever since.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

SirLance

777 originally registered as LLL, but changes his username while trying to set the international record for a headstand.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Zeraph

When SL heard the saying "you are what you eat" he ate a calculator because he thought it would help him on math tests.

Ch'i

Zeraph is Novak's third informant.

Lady Sage

Chi once covered himself in cheddar cheese and ran around town naked trying to catch bees to start his own hive to get enough honey to make a cask of mead!

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Elphaba

The lovely Lady Sage knows all of Shirley Temple's tap routines. She hopes to join the broadway version of "Tap."

Ch'i

Elphaba once argued with Richard Simmons. No one's seen him since.

Zeraph

Ch'i went into surgery under a blackmarket doctor because he wanted a gun for a hand, unfortunetly the doctor didnt speak english very well and thought he said he wanted an egg beater for a hand. Now he spends his time drawing evil looking mustaches on eggs and foiling their plans.

uncle phil

Zeraph farts in the shower...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ch'i

uncle phil double dips.

777

Uncle Phil believes that different pipes go to different places, and will never pee in the shower.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Elphaba

This is a good thing...trust me.

Uncle Phil is the expert on good things.

uncle phil

this is true...

true, also...

the elph still ties her mittens together and runs the string through the sleeves...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Lady Sage

Uncle Phil has to sit down to pee due to an accident involving a chain and a dog that really had to go potty... bad.

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Elphaba

Pan's adoration of Lady Sage is partly due to the lack of dogs on chains.

Lady Sage

At least he doesnt sniff my butt

Elph is the record holder for pushing a pencil the farthest and fastest with her nose!

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

SirLance

So YOU say....

LS is the inventor of the halu hoop. Unfortunately, the hula hoop is the one that caught on. If only she'd rearranged those two letters!

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Zeraph

SL can't read! He has a helper monkey typing for him!

Elphaba

At last! Revenge for the feces salt shaker comment.

Hmmm, actually I can't think of a way to top that one and it looks like Zeraph has already been turned into a toad. Crud.

Lady Sage

Sorry Elph, my fault... runaway toad spell... he took my parking place!

Elph had two addictions in her younger days... She could be seen dancing on both American Bandstand AND Solid Gold on a regular basis!

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Ch'i

Lady Sage will be the host of Fox's new tribal series: "So You Think You Can Rain Dance?"

Lady Sage

Chi is still angry that I got the spot on "So You Think You Can Rain Dance" and he is now stuck with "So You Want To Be A Cyborg".

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

shesus

Lady Sage turns up the music and uses the duster as a microphone while she cleans in her fuzzy pink bunny slippers.

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Whatever did happen to your soul?
I heard you sold it

Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

Lady Sage

They are fluffy tan kitty slippers but the rest is true and I dance while I do it too!

Shesus called off work today just to play with us on TFP!

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Elphaba

So it's true that it was Lady Sage on that silly commercial. I would have wanted to keep that a deep, dark secret too.

Lady Sage

Alas, I was turned down for that commercial. I do keep the dream alive though by practicing for next time.

Elph once auditioned for the part of Dorothy!

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Elphaba

I played her slutty like she actually was. Those three weirdos she hung out with were friends "with benefits."

Only Lady Sage knows what role Toto played among that foursome.

Lady Sage

Yes *sniff* its a terrible memory... I was the make-up artist you see and I went to do the Wicked Witch of the Easts make-up right before they dropped a house on her (Elph was never the same) and I saw Dorothy with a jar of peanut butter and that poor dog..... *shudder*

Elph rides a broom now but back in her teen years (before she got her broom permit) she rode an old mop.

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Zeraph

LS pickles food...in her toilet.

Fly

Z likes to shine flash lights into peoples eyes.....

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

pan6467

Flyman doesn't really smoke pot, in fact he has never had an alcoholic drink, looked at porn or even smoked a cigarette, he is in fact a Pat Robertson nephew, trying to live on the wild side in cyberland.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

streak_56

Pan doesn't even know one title to a John Lennon song!