09-20-2006, 02:37 PM | #7208 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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hey pj, wipe that pizza stain out of your beard yet? it's only been, what, two years now?
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09-20-2006, 03:50 PM | #7209 (permalink) |
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Location: Some where in Southern California
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Uncle Phil cut himself with a katana as an infant and has had a sword/samurai/ninja-phobia ever since.
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09-21-2006, 06:28 AM | #7213 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Chi once covered himself in cheddar cheese and ran around town naked trying to catch bees to start his own hive to get enough honey to make a cask of mead!
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09-21-2006, 05:34 PM | #7216 (permalink) |
Banned
Location: The Cosmos
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Ch'i went into surgery under a blackmarket doctor because he wanted a gun for a hand, unfortunetly the doctor didnt speak english very well and thought he said he wanted an egg beater for a hand. Now he spends his time drawing evil looking mustaches on eggs and foiling their plans.
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09-21-2006, 05:45 PM | #7217 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Zeraph farts in the shower...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-21-2006, 09:09 PM | #7219 (permalink) |
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Uncle Phil believes that different pipes go to different places, and will never pee in the shower.
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
09-22-2006, 02:16 AM | #7221 (permalink) | ||
comfortably numb...
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the elph still ties her mittens together and runs the string through the sleeves...
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09-22-2006, 09:16 AM | #7222 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Uncle Phil has to sit down to pee due to an accident involving a chain and a dog that really had to go potty... bad.
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09-22-2006, 07:17 PM | #7224 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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At least he doesnt sniff my butt
Elph is the record holder for pushing a pencil the farthest and fastest with her nose!
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09-22-2006, 07:19 PM | #7225 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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LS is the inventor of the halu hoop. Unfortunately, the hula hoop is the one that caught on. If only she'd rearranged those two letters!
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09-24-2006, 12:13 AM | #7228 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Sorry Elph, my fault... runaway toad spell... he took my parking place!
Elph had two addictions in her younger days... She could be seen dancing on both American Bandstand AND Solid Gold on a regular basis!
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09-24-2006, 10:42 AM | #7230 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Chi is still angry that I got the spot on "So You Think You Can Rain Dance" and he is now stuck with "So You Want To Be A Cyborg".
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch. |
09-24-2006, 10:57 AM | #7231 (permalink) |
Fancy
Location: Chicago
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Lady Sage turns up the music and uses the duster as a microphone while she cleans in her fuzzy pink bunny slippers.
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09-24-2006, 11:49 AM | #7232 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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They are fluffy tan kitty slippers but the rest is true and I dance while I do it too!
Shesus called off work today just to play with us on TFP!
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch. |
09-24-2006, 01:35 PM | #7234 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Alas, I was turned down for that commercial. I do keep the dream alive though by practicing for next time.
Elph once auditioned for the part of Dorothy!
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch. |
09-24-2006, 03:06 PM | #7236 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Yes *sniff* its a terrible memory... I was the make-up artist you see and I went to do the Wicked Witch of the Easts make-up right before they dropped a house on her (Elph was never the same) and I saw Dorothy with a jar of peanut butter and that poor dog..... *shudder*
Elph rides a broom now but back in her teen years (before she got her broom permit) she rode an old mop.
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch. |
09-24-2006, 07:52 PM | #7239 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Flyman doesn't really smoke pot, in fact he has never had an alcoholic drink, looked at porn or even smoked a cigarette, he is in fact a Pat Robertson nephew, trying to live on the wild side in cyberland.
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