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Old 08-03-2006, 08:49 PM   #7041 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:40 AM   #7042 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:25 AM   #7043 (permalink)
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Fremen is just SO excited of the thought of 'little faeries'.
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:17 AM   #7044 (permalink)
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joe likes to dress up as a little fairy.


lookin' good in them tights bro.
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Old 08-04-2006, 01:44 PM   #7045 (permalink)
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fly used to think led zeppelin was a dirigible...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 08-04-2006, 08:03 PM   #7046 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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uncle p trained his pet monkey, Mr. Pibbs, to model his new line of Jungle Jammies, an extension of his Sleeper Jammie line.
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Old 08-07-2006, 04:23 PM   #7047 (permalink)
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uncle p trained his pet monkey, Mr. Pibbs, to model his new line of Jungle Jammies, an extension of his Sleeper Jammie line.
and they're doing quite well, thank you very much...

fre once went three days without flushing a toilet...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 08-08-2006, 11:05 AM   #7048 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil posed as a model once...... yes that is Uncle Phil's face on the Pringle's can.
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Old 08-08-2006, 01:10 PM   #7049 (permalink)
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pan spent a week in cleveland one day...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:15 PM   #7050 (permalink)
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Old 08-09-2006, 01:56 PM   #7051 (permalink)
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Fremen used to do quite a bit of wacking, but unfortunately the drive-in finally closed down.
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:00 PM   #7052 (permalink)
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joe likes to clean his ears out with mrs. joe's cotton panties.


yes folks....there is that much room in his head.




and joe..........clean your fuckin' mailbox out man.

can't send you pm's........unless that's what you want you bastard.
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:36 PM   #7053 (permalink)
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fly loves the heat; the warmer the better in the middle of good ol' summertime...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-10-2006, 10:59 AM   #7054 (permalink)
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uncle phil isn't really my uncle. he's just a long time family friend that mommy & daddy let sleep over sometimes.
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Old 08-10-2006, 02:03 PM   #7055 (permalink)
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Bane suffers from dyslexia (love the screen name)
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:43 AM   #7056 (permalink)
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Elphaba once went to a concert and ate some licorice sticks. She got all tingly and ran up onstage to dance nude with Jim Morrison......


Too bad it was a Weird Al concert.
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Old 08-11-2006, 07:54 AM   #7057 (permalink)
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Pan once bid $500,000 for Lennon's guitar. Unfortunately, it turned out to be Vladimir Lenin's guitar...
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Old 08-11-2006, 03:56 PM   #7058 (permalink)
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.......missing his left testicle........
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Old 08-11-2006, 06:43 PM   #7059 (permalink)
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flyman has it in a jar on his mantle.
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Old 08-12-2006, 01:37 PM   #7060 (permalink)
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...Which Dane knew about because he(she?) took it out and tasted it.
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:55 AM   #7061 (permalink)
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Z buried an oscar mayer weinie once...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-15-2006, 12:02 PM   #7062 (permalink)
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pigglet pigglet
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by uncle phil
Z buried an oscar mayer weinie once...
holy shit, that's just too easy. i mean, phil...do we need to mention where he "buried" it?
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Old 08-15-2006, 12:10 PM   #7063 (permalink)
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holy shit, that's just too easy. i mean, phil...do we need to mention where he "buried" it?
not particularly...Z knows where he buried it, right Z?
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-15-2006, 04:28 PM   #7064 (permalink)
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not particularly...Z knows where he buried it, right Z?
Yeah, but that was a one time deal when you asked me to do that to you. I only did it because you were so persistent.
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Old 08-15-2006, 04:43 PM   #7065 (permalink)
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Z buried an oscar mayer weinie once...




this used to be the place, unless Z moved it...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:21 PM   #7066 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by uncle phil



this used to be the place, unless Z moved it...
holy moly...mom??? i'm coming home...

phil, i heard this rumor that you stole the weiner from that place of its hallowed burial, and placed it in the cart of a common hotdog vendor....god knows where it is now.

who cares? its all lips and assholes...
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:01 AM   #7067 (permalink)
hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
 
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pigglet secretly sleeps with a stuffed Wilbur pig from Charlotte's web, and would just DIE if anyone found out!
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:10 AM   #7068 (permalink)
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man, i feel so liberated now that the secret is out...i could never have broken that wall myself...thanks so much sage...speaking of which, i probably wasn't supposed to tell anyone those pics above are taken from sage's modeling portfolio...looking pretty tan in those shots
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:31 AM   #7069 (permalink)
hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
 
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Those were my early years!

pigglet has but one weakness... HOT PANTS!
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:43 AM   #7070 (permalink)
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Hot Pants? That's not my weakness, it's my strength...

speaking of hot pants, sage still wishes she were inside those bars with James back in the day...

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Old 08-16-2006, 02:57 AM   #7071 (permalink)
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HA HA HA!

yes, but pigglet, you just can't forget those hot steamy nights behind the bleachers.... you still blush whenever walking through the frozen vegtable isle in the grocery store

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She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
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Old 08-16-2006, 03:19 AM   #7072 (permalink)
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that's as may be...true true true...but i remember the blush on your own cheek as i would see you steal away...

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Old 08-16-2006, 11:43 AM   #7073 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by uncle

this used to be the place, unless Z moved it...
Oh that weenie. I guess I've lost count over the years.

It took pigglet till adulthood to figure out that pork chops and bacon come from the same animal.

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Old 08-17-2006, 06:16 AM   #7074 (permalink)
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Zeraph has actually modded his own keyboard to include a "smite" button, and actually gets a little pissed when it never does what he wants it to when he hits it.
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She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
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Old 08-17-2006, 06:52 AM   #7075 (permalink)
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Sage is Zeraph's smite button, but he's always laying on the couch, eating cheetos and watching porn, instead of responding to the "smite" command.

Then one day he went to the doctor, see, and said "Doctor, my wee wee is orange... why's my wee wee orange?"
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:12 AM   #7076 (permalink)
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SirLance doesn't realize I'm secretly a woman... shhh don't tell him!
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She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:28 AM   #7077 (permalink)
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sage only THINKS he's a woman... he's actually a giant, two legged twinkie with no arms!
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:00 AM   #7078 (permalink)
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Dane...

Where do I begin....

He's so masculine he opens his beer bottles with his teeth!
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She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:11 AM   #7079 (permalink)
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SirLance's confusion is quite understandable...after all, Sage does have that orange penis thing going on, and that can throw confusion into it. of course, she also has that well tanned secret space above where she stores not only cast off weiners, but all of Dane's bottle tops as well. you can find her in the night by her ursine musk and jangling slinky style of walking.
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Old 08-17-2006, 11:52 AM   #7080 (permalink)
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the pig really DOESN"T like it...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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