SirLance's confusion is quite understandable...after all, Sage does have that orange penis thing going on, and that can throw confusion into it. of course, she also has that well tanned secret space above where she stores not only cast off weiners, but all of Dane's bottle tops as well. you can find her in the night by her ursine musk and jangling slinky style of walking.
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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style
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