11-10-2004, 01:05 PM | #5243 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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pj has five thumbs...
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11-11-2004, 01:37 PM | #5245 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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lefty's jealous...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-11-2004, 04:05 PM | #5247 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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Ellen DeGeneres learned how to dance from paddyjoes "Learn to Dance at Home in 10 seconds or Less!!" instructional DVD.
A lesser known fact is that if you click on paddyjoe's thumbs on the main menu, a secret bonus feature can be viewed. It shows paddyjoe in a squirrel costume dancing with a giant acorn to Joe Dolce's "Shaddup You Face"
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11-11-2004, 06:34 PM | #5248 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Unfortunately, when JumpinJesus used pj's dvd to learn the Lambada-the Forbidden Dance, the police arrested him for lewd & lascivious acts with his neighbor's pecan tree.
Get a room, dude.
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11-11-2004, 07:06 PM | #5249 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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Fremen, I have never yet thanked you for bailing me out on that one. I owe you!
And also, The bark on my walnut tree has finally grown back so you can come back whenever you like. Um, have I said too much?
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11-12-2004, 01:27 PM | #5252 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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lefty's never been to reno...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-12-2004, 01:29 PM | #5253 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Uncle Phil hates cars and loves to walk everywhere... though he does post pictures of himself standing next to his neighbour's cars to hide this fact.
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11-12-2004, 03:23 PM | #5255 (permalink) |
Illusionary
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Pinkie is named after the digit that slipped....and caused an interesting form of sexual game to become popular. Thus becoming very popular at parties.
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11-12-2004, 04:22 PM | #5256 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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tecoyah likes to eat Alpha Bits cereal. He forms naughty words in his spoon, says the word out loud, giggles, then eats the word.
"Poop. Hehehehehehehehehe." He doesn't know that his activities are being recorded by Homeland Security.
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11-12-2004, 05:25 PM | #5257 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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JumpinJesus intercepts the recordings so he can get him a copy to post on http://www.AlphaBitsComputerCodingForBeginners.com
He and his colleagues secretly rule the World with their coded cereal creations. I'm your buddy, right? ......Ri..ght?
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11-12-2004, 07:01 PM | #5258 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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Fremen is once again attempting to sabotage my plans, but that's okay.
We're onto him, too. Only he doesn't know it. Wait...... *slaps forehead*
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11-13-2004, 02:09 PM | #5262 (permalink) | |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-13-2004, 04:52 PM | #5265 (permalink) | |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Quote:
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-15-2004, 12:58 PM | #5270 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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lefty keeps those clippings in a jar inside his medicine cabinet and sometimes uses them for satanic purposes in the middle of the night...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-16-2004, 12:53 PM | #5272 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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tony martin really IS a rookie...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-16-2004, 01:04 PM | #5273 (permalink) |
Illusionary
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uncle phil is in reality a norwegian midget named Schroeder. He had surgery as an infant to extend his hight , but, alas his parents ran out of money after just one leg. He has been labeled a womanizer in guatemala because of an incident involving a Nun named Gartemella, and only flavors his food with Lowrys seasoning Salt.
phils Sisters best friend once ate a hard boiled egg....with a spoon, on a boat in some guy named Pedro's back yard.
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11-16-2004, 05:07 PM | #5275 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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joe eats skwerlz...........fuck if I know WHY anyone would want to eat a skwerl when there is perfectly fine beef,chicken,pork and fish out there.
...oh yeah.........splck makes one damn fine deer steak too........... joe wishes he could come eat a real deer steak,instead of a skwerl steak......... *you're lucky bud.......i could keep goin' here eh?* |
11-16-2004, 07:14 PM | #5276 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Houston
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On a good day, flyman only eats three kittens, kills five panda bears, burns 100 thousand acres of rainforests and destroy only one nuclear power plant. That is of coarse if he is feeling good. On a bad day... well I don't wanna get into it.
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11-16-2004, 07:35 PM | #5277 (permalink) | |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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i can see the kittens,bears and power plant....but,...... i'd never hurt the rainforest.......plants eh BlitzkriegKommt was hittin' the wobbly pops the night he came up w/ his screen name. see......he was actually pukeing his brains out and could hardly focus on the screen so......the name he was hopeing for was BlitzkreigVommit. at this moment..he's in deep denial. |
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11-16-2004, 08:50 PM | #5278 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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fly likes to suck the coating off of peanut M&Ms, and then he stuffs the nuts into his nutsack, which he keeps in his drawers.
/mind.....meet gutter.......gutter.....mind
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11-17-2004, 08:28 AM | #5279 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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Fremen sneaks into flyman's drawers, grabs his nutsacks, and feed his nuts to unclephil's squirrels.
He does this with a rather large grin on his face.
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11-17-2004, 05:05 PM | #5280 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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JJ stole my skwerls from the flyman...
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