09-27-2004, 11:53 AM | #5041 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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fre keeps a blow-up doll of mindy in his closet...for those special monday night retrospectives on nickelodean...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-27-2004, 06:27 PM | #5043 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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paddyjoe keeps buried deep in <i>his</i> closet a video tape of him performing Milli Vanilli's "Blame it on the Rain" at the local Moose Lodge on Karaoke night. The real secret is that the video tape is well worn as he watches it every time it rains.
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09-28-2004, 12:43 PM | #5045 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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the nuke wishes he could look at the world, period, 'cause his only eye is that third blind one...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-28-2004, 02:30 PM | #5047 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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tecoyah's avatar is really something located on his body where the light don't shine
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09-28-2004, 06:39 PM | #5049 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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Fremen has a secret compartment in one of his closets. The contents? Well, let's just say that Fremen has never seen a chewed up wad of gum he didn't pick up and over the years has sculpted a striking likeness of Dick Van Patten.
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09-28-2004, 08:28 PM | #5050 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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Jumping jesus came before the jesus christ. Only that the "incrediable" jumping jesus religious didn't take off, so the jews had to go back to the drawing board...
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war |
09-29-2004, 03:44 PM | #5051 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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feelgood has a fixation with "me..." (the jury's still out...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-29-2004, 08:06 PM | #5054 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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baldrick is really the 3rd blues brother but their manager deemed that alien blue brothers wasn't really gonna be a good fad
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09-30-2004, 12:24 AM | #5055 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.
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feelgood is wondering if a 350 lbs woman was really a good choice for his first experiment in 'facesitting'
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09-30-2004, 11:28 AM | #5058 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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nukeu666 was an experimental military prototype of new solider that is suppose to be like duke nukem. But turned out to be a mix breed of linux and quake 3 gone bad...
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09-30-2004, 12:45 PM | #5059 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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duke nukem, gi joe, feelgood's got 'em all...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-30-2004, 03:42 PM | #5060 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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uncle phil makes the dresses for feelgood's action figures. They then have a fancy tea party where everyone sticks out their pinkies whilst holding their little plastic tea cups - filled with pepsi, of course.
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10-01-2004, 12:28 PM | #5061 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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of course, jj prefers holy water in his little plastic cup...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-02-2004, 07:23 AM | #5065 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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paddyjoe sends out bulk rate flyers every month that are very good replicas of the "member of the month" club flyer. He is in a dire competition with flyman to steal members from his member of the month club. After being snubbed by flyman at the pilot meeting, paddyjoe has vowed revenge by mailing out erroneous information to members. Recent paddyjoe flyers have indicated that all members must bring with them one jar of salted nuts while another chastised all members who don't wear boxers. Some members of the member of the month club took offense to these flyers. Not on the grounds of what was said, but that the flyers did not arrive wrapped in latex envelopes. Flyman is incensed.
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10-02-2004, 02:48 PM | #5068 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Canada
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chromanin is seceretly dating a tomato against the wishes of his very conservative parents. However, while dating said tomato, he is also cheating on it with a cucumber from next door..
Oh for shame!
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10-02-2004, 04:15 PM | #5069 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Homey_V likes to torture plants.
He especially likes to force watermelons to grow into squares. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_abunchofsquarewatermelons.jpg">
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10-04-2004, 01:10 PM | #5074 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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PL once taped himself to a chair...in chorus...while the little chunky kid was singing..."ave maria..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-04-2004, 02:08 PM | #5075 (permalink) |
Drifting
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Location: Windy City
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Uncle Phil plans to go as Marilyn Monroe for Halloween
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10-04-2004, 03:36 PM | #5078 (permalink) |
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the bird in Paddyjoe's avatar is really paddy joe from a past life
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10-05-2004, 05:31 AM | #5080 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
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Ofirethorn likes to take the pitcher plant seed and plant it in the ground before the new elementary school is build and watch the plant eat children after 6 months
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