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Old 09-27-2004, 11:53 AM   #5041 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2004, 12:06 PM   #5042 (permalink)
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uncle phil should certainly know about closets.......been in one how many years now?
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:27 PM   #5043 (permalink)
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paddyjoe keeps buried deep in <i>his</i> closet a video tape of him performing Milli Vanilli's "Blame it on the Rain" at the local Moose Lodge on Karaoke night. The real secret is that the video tape is well worn as he watches it every time it rains.
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:35 PM   #5044 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:43 PM   #5045 (permalink)
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the nuke wishes he could look at the world, period, 'cause his only eye is that third blind one...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:53 PM   #5046 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2004, 02:30 PM   #5047 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2004, 06:12 PM   #5048 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2004, 06:39 PM   #5049 (permalink)
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Fremen has a secret compartment in one of his closets. The contents? Well, let's just say that Fremen has never seen a chewed up wad of gum he didn't pick up and over the years has sculpted a striking likeness of Dick Van Patten.
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Old 09-28-2004, 08:28 PM   #5050 (permalink)
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Jumping jesus came before the jesus christ. Only that the "incrediable" jumping jesus religious didn't take off, so the jews had to go back to the drawing board...
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Old 09-29-2004, 03:44 PM   #5051 (permalink)
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feelgood has a fixation with "me..." (the jury's still out...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-29-2004, 04:22 PM   #5052 (permalink)
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uncle phil is really aunt phyllis. Well, once he has the money to pay for it...
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Old 09-29-2004, 05:00 PM   #5053 (permalink)
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combatmedicjen has a secret crush on both Snake Eyes AND Destro... Scandalous...
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Old 09-29-2004, 08:06 PM   #5054 (permalink)
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baldrick is really the 3rd blues brother but their manager deemed that alien blue brothers wasn't really gonna be a good fad
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:24 AM   #5055 (permalink)
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feelgood is wondering if a 350 lbs woman was really a good choice for his first experiment in 'facesitting'
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Old 09-30-2004, 03:25 AM   #5056 (permalink)
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Ahhh, shaggs is just pissed that feelgood didn't pick him for the 'facesitting' experiment.
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:42 AM   #5057 (permalink)
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paddy's avatar was his breakfast today
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Old 09-30-2004, 11:28 AM   #5058 (permalink)
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nukeu666 was an experimental military prototype of new solider that is suppose to be like duke nukem. But turned out to be a mix breed of linux and quake 3 gone bad...
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:45 PM   #5059 (permalink)
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duke nukem, gi joe, feelgood's got 'em all...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-30-2004, 03:42 PM   #5060 (permalink)
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uncle phil makes the dresses for feelgood's action figures. They then have a fancy tea party where everyone sticks out their pinkies whilst holding their little plastic tea cups - filled with pepsi, of course.
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Old 10-01-2004, 12:28 PM   #5061 (permalink)
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of course, jj prefers holy water in his little plastic cup...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:33 PM   #5062 (permalink)
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uncle phil is very familiar with little plastic cups, as he's continuously adjusting his.
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Old 10-02-2004, 04:32 AM   #5063 (permalink)
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Fre knows this cuz he just can't seem to take his eyes off of phil's member........
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Old 10-02-2004, 05:31 AM   #5064 (permalink)
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Actually, flyman is the founding member of the member of the month club. Phil's member may be the newest member. Fremen needed to celebrate!
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Old 10-02-2004, 07:23 AM   #5065 (permalink)
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paddyjoe sends out bulk rate flyers every month that are very good replicas of the "member of the month" club flyer. He is in a dire competition with flyman to steal members from his member of the month club. After being snubbed by flyman at the pilot meeting, paddyjoe has vowed revenge by mailing out erroneous information to members. Recent paddyjoe flyers have indicated that all members must bring with them one jar of salted nuts while another chastised all members who don't wear boxers. Some members of the member of the month club took offense to these flyers. Not on the grounds of what was said, but that the flyers did not arrive wrapped in latex envelopes. Flyman is incensed.
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Old 10-02-2004, 08:47 AM   #5066 (permalink)
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Ohh poor J.J. He just never heeded their advice to not take the brown acid.

tsk, tsk.
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Old 10-02-2004, 11:04 AM   #5067 (permalink)
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Old 10-02-2004, 02:48 PM   #5068 (permalink)
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chromanin is seceretly dating a tomato against the wishes of his very conservative parents. However, while dating said tomato, he is also cheating on it with a cucumber from next door..
Oh for shame!
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Old 10-02-2004, 04:15 PM   #5069 (permalink)
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Homey_V likes to torture plants.
He especially likes to force watermelons to grow into squares.
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Old 10-02-2004, 05:00 PM   #5070 (permalink)
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Fremen is a Marxist and likes to eat kittens...
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Old 10-02-2004, 05:33 PM   #5071 (permalink)
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Homey V shot the Sheriff.
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Old 10-02-2004, 08:29 PM   #5072 (permalink)
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chromanin taped the r kelly sex tape
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Old 10-02-2004, 08:55 PM   #5073 (permalink)
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AntoineMartinez taped Chromanin taping the R. Kelly sex tape.
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Old 10-04-2004, 01:10 PM   #5074 (permalink)
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PL once taped himself to a chair...in chorus...while the little chunky kid was singing..."ave maria..."
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-04-2004, 02:08 PM   #5075 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil plans to go as Marilyn Monroe for Halloween
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Old 10-04-2004, 02:24 PM   #5076 (permalink)
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Meanwhile, amonkie plans on ambushing phil/Marilyn dressed as JFK, to see what he would do for his country.
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Old 10-04-2004, 03:17 PM   #5077 (permalink)
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Fremen often dreams of dressing as a woman, and seeing how many unsuspecting men will vie for his attention.
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Old 10-04-2004, 03:36 PM   #5078 (permalink)
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the bird in Paddyjoe's avatar is really paddy joe from a past life
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:53 PM   #5079 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2004, 05:31 AM   #5080 (permalink)
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