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SixEdxMia · 07-06-2004, 01:14 AM

Peetster is a Very good looking,Very well trained,and Very high priced call girl.
(Tuesdays only)

*call Six for info*

Latch · 07-06-2004, 01:41 AM

Obviously, SixEdxMia enjoys visiting monkeys at the zoo just to watch them throw poo and "do it".

Peetster · 07-06-2004, 02:45 AM

Latch secretly wishes he were one of those monkeys. He sits in his basement naked and throws poo at the walls on weekends. Sadly, he can't find anyone to "do it" with.

ObieX · 07-06-2004, 06:59 AM

Peetster has webbed feet. Each web is tattooed and/or pierced.

Fremen · 07-06-2004, 08:18 AM

ObieX is able to walk in to a crowd at the mall and point out the guys that are going 'commando', with an accuracy of 98.9%.

wonderwench · 07-06-2004, 08:28 AM

Fremen goes commando 98.9% of the time.

ObieX · 07-06-2004, 08:31 AM

Wonderwench enjoys skirt-wearing transvestites that go commando due to easy access to the goodies.

ruggerp11 · 07-06-2004, 10:25 AM

Which is legal, but ObieX prefers hermafrodite polar bears when having sex, which is not legal. He doesn't mind though because there are only 1 in a 100 that are true hermafrodites (sp) so his fantasies are fullfilled only very very rarely and much worth the risk of being caught at the zoo

Bentley Little · 07-06-2004, 12:14 PM

ruggerp11 likes to fantasize about parapallegic midgets who give head.

uncle phil · 07-06-2004, 12:40 PM

the little bent one LOVES lime jello...with carrot shavings inside...

paddyjoe · 07-06-2004, 06:25 PM

uncle phil's favorite pair of sleeper jammies are lime green

he made em special to match his teeth

oh jeez sorry phil, I forgot you didn't want that one to get out

SixEdxMia · 07-06-2004, 07:42 PM

I've heard that the color green excites some people.

Paddyjoe is in fact Very lumpy.

Fremen · 07-06-2004, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SixEdxMia
I've heard that the color green excites some people.

It does me. It's my favorite color.

Six likes to cruise the parking lots of local shops pretending to look for an empty space, when she really just likes to slow the other cars down.

ObieX · 07-07-2004, 09:30 AM

Fremen enjoys the sensation of Pop Rocks in this butt crack.

On the special occasion he treats himself to a more "hard core" version.

Here is an artist's conception:

uncle phil · 07-07-2004, 12:35 PM

ObieX collects the odd pieces of clothing that he finds while wandering down the NJ Turnpike...

ngdawg · 07-07-2004, 12:46 PM

unclephil loves to feed birds.
he does it by oiling up his entire naked body, rolling in birdseed and lying spreadeagle behind his garage.

paddyjoe · 07-07-2004, 12:50 PM

Oooo, dawg here does a wonderful sparrow impersonation.

Easy there phil ol boy!

SixEdxMia · 07-07-2004, 03:15 PM

Paddyjoe is secretly drinks non-alcoholic beer. : X

wonderwench · 07-07-2004, 03:34 PM

SixEdxMia bathes if Miller Lite Beer.

SixEdxMia · 07-07-2004, 03:40 PM

My man likes the scent.

Wonderwench bathes me.

Peetster · 07-08-2004, 03:43 AM

Mmmmmm, barley.

Six keeps grapefruit peel under the ear flaps of her winter hat.

In case of an emergency, you know?

uncle phil · 07-08-2004, 05:39 PM

peet...(damn, the fighter pilot thing just keeps coming back...can't stop laughing...)

peet wears a train engineer hat while gardening...

Fly · 07-08-2004, 05:48 PM

phil likes to toot Peetsters horn.

*double whammy again*

uncle phil · 07-09-2004, 12:56 PM

(i got'cher whammy right here...)

the fly once swallowed a guitar pick and his mother had to pick it out of his potty dish the next day...true story...

Fremen · 07-09-2004, 09:06 PM

phil likes the bright colors of the Google site so much he printed it out on a pattern for his sleeper jammie empire.

(psst, unc. phil, four pairs thisaway!)

ObieX · 07-10-2004, 06:36 AM

Fremen wears a disguise to look like human guys, but he's not a man, he's a chicken boo!

SixEdxMia · 07-11-2004, 06:13 PM

I love Animaniacs.

Obie's avatar is a self portrait from when he was a child,to us it appears to be an otter,To his mama,it's her baby.He strongly resembles both parents.

( 0-o is it an otter?)

optik_nerve · 07-12-2004, 10:31 AM

SixEdxMia <3 Peetster.

unoaman · 07-12-2004, 11:27 AM

Optik_nerve thought SixEdxmia was referring to "pee taster"...he wanted to volunteer to donate, but not participate.

uncle phil · 07-12-2004, 12:46 PM

uno sleeps in a tree house, with one of those rope-ladder-thingees that hangs down from a hole in the floor...

wonderwench · 07-12-2004, 12:48 PM

uncle phil lives inside of a large tree; he wears a squirrel costume and begs for nuts from little old ladies sitting on park benches.

mml · 07-12-2004, 12:51 PM

uno's tree house was uncle phil's childhood home and phil always hated that rope ladder(ooh the burns when you slip)

uncle phil · 07-13-2004, 12:45 PM

mml never could figure out what the knots were for (on the rope...)

Fremen · 07-13-2004, 01:03 PM

unc. p. only had one use for a rope, and it involved pissing and the antonym of down.

ruggerp11 · 07-14-2004, 08:57 AM

freman likes to describe things in a complicated way to see if people can actually understand what he is saying (go piss up a rope

)

SixEdxMia · 07-14-2004, 09:10 AM

Ruggerp11 is a professional "Rope pisser upper",and feels threatened by Uncle Phils skill and grace in the sport.

uncle phil · 07-14-2004, 12:05 PM

6 sleeps with a flashlight...

DSmith67 · 07-15-2004, 10:04 AM

Sexycat has a "Pet Cemetery" in her backyard where she is trying to ressurect Mausi & Ditto

DSmith67 · 07-15-2004, 10:06 AM

DSmith67's secret is that he's a blonde rookie that doesn't know twhere the last post is

uncle phil · 07-15-2004, 12:01 PM

'ol smitty there is definitely a blonde...

07-06-2004, 01:14 AM	#4641 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	Peetster is a Very good looking,Very well trained,and Very high priced call girl. (Tuesdays only) call Six for info __________________ Honey,We're home.

07-06-2004, 06:59 AM	#4644 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	Peetster has webbed feet. Each web is tattooed and/or pierced. __________________ We Must Dissent.

07-06-2004, 08:18 AM	#4645 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	ObieX is able to walk in to a crowd at the mall and point out the guys that are going 'commando', with an accuracy of 98.9%. __________________ Google

07-06-2004, 08:31 AM	#4647 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	Wonderwench enjoys skirt-wearing transvestites that go commando due to easy access to the goodies. __________________ We Must Dissent.

07-06-2004, 10:25 AM	#4648 (permalink)
ruggerp11 Cautiously soaring Location: exploring my new home in SF	Which is legal, but ObieX prefers hermafrodite polar bears when having sex, which is not legal. He doesn't mind though because there are only 1 in a 100 that are true hermafrodites (sp) so his fantasies are fullfilled only very very rarely and much worth the risk of being caught at the zoo __________________ Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain Do What makes you happy --Me BUT! "Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

07-06-2004, 01:41 AM	#4642 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Obviously, SixEdxMia enjoys visiting monkeys at the zoo just to watch them throw poo and "do it".

07-06-2004, 02:45 AM	#4643 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Latch secretly wishes he were one of those monkeys. He sits in his basement naked and throws poo at the walls on weekends. Sadly, he can't find anyone to "do it" with.

07-06-2004, 08:28 AM	#4646 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	Fremen goes commando 98.9% of the time.

07-06-2004, 12:14 PM	#4649 (permalink)
Bentley Little Insane Location: In my head...	ruggerp11 likes to fantasize about parapallegic midgets who give head. __________________ That is my 2 cents.

07-06-2004, 12:40 PM	#4650 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the little bent one LOVES lime jello...with carrot shavings inside... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-06-2004, 06:25 PM	#4651 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil's favorite pair of sleeper jammies are lime green he made em special to match his teeth oh jeez sorry phil, I forgot you didn't want that one to get out

07-06-2004, 07:42 PM	#4652 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	I've heard that the color green excites some people. Paddyjoe is in fact Very lumpy. __________________ Honey,We're home.

07-07-2004, 09:30 AM	#4654 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	Fremen enjoys the sensation of Pop Rocks in this butt crack. On the special occasion he treats himself to a more "hard core" version. Here is an artist's conception: __________________ We Must Dissent.

07-07-2004, 12:35 PM	#4655 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ObieX collects the odd pieces of clothing that he finds while wandering down the NJ Turnpike... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-07-2004, 12:46 PM	#4656 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	unclephil loves to feed birds. he does it by oiling up his entire naked body, rolling in birdseed and lying spreadeagle behind his garage.

07-12-2004, 10:31 AM	#4668 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	SixEdxMia <3 Peetster.

07-07-2004, 12:50 PM	#4657 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Oooo, dawg here does a wonderful sparrow impersonation. Easy there phil ol boy!

07-07-2004, 03:15 PM	#4658 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	Paddyjoe is secretly drinks non-alcoholic beer. : X __________________ Honey,We're home.

07-07-2004, 03:34 PM	#4659 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	SixEdxMia bathes if Miller Lite Beer.

07-07-2004, 03:40 PM	#4660 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	My man likes the scent. Wonderwench bathes me. __________________ Honey,We're home.

07-08-2004, 03:43 AM	#4661 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Mmmmmm, barley. Six keeps grapefruit peel under the ear flaps of her winter hat. In case of an emergency, you know?

07-08-2004, 05:39 PM	#4662 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	peet...(damn, the fighter pilot thing just keeps coming back...can't stop laughing...) peet wears a train engineer hat while gardening... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-08-2004, 05:48 PM	#4663 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil likes to toot Peetsters horn. double whammy again __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-09-2004, 12:56 PM	#4664 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(i got'cher whammy right here...) the fly once swallowed a guitar pick and his mother had to pick it out of his potty dish the next day...true story... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-09-2004, 09:06 PM	#4665 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	phil likes the bright colors of the Google site so much he printed it out on a pattern for his sleeper jammie empire. (psst, unc. phil, four pairs thisaway!) __________________ Google

07-10-2004, 06:36 AM	#4666 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	Fremen wears a disguise to look like human guys, but he's not a man, he's a chicken boo! __________________ We Must Dissent.

07-11-2004, 06:13 PM	#4667 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	I love Animaniacs. Obie's avatar is a self portrait from when he was a child,to us it appears to be an otter,To his mama,it's her baby.He strongly resembles both parents. ( 0-o is it an otter?) __________________ Honey,We're home.

07-12-2004, 11:27 AM	#4669 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Optik_nerve thought SixEdxmia was referring to "pee taster"...he wanted to volunteer to donate, but not participate.

07-12-2004, 12:46 PM	#4670 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	uno sleeps in a tree house, with one of those rope-ladder-thingees that hangs down from a hole in the floor... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-12-2004, 12:48 PM	#4671 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	uncle phil lives inside of a large tree; he wears a squirrel costume and begs for nuts from little old ladies sitting on park benches.

07-12-2004, 12:51 PM	#4672 (permalink)
mml Adrift Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life	uno's tree house was uncle phil's childhood home and phil always hated that rope ladder(ooh the burns when you slip) __________________ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams

07-13-2004, 12:45 PM	#4673 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mml never could figure out what the knots were for (on the rope...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-13-2004, 01:03 PM	#4674 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	unc. p. only had one use for a rope, and it involved pissing and the antonym of down. __________________ Google

07-14-2004, 08:57 AM	#4675 (permalink)
ruggerp11 Cautiously soaring Location: exploring my new home in SF	freman likes to describe things in a complicated way to see if people can actually understand what he is saying (go piss up a rope ) __________________ Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain Do What makes you happy --Me BUT! "Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

07-14-2004, 09:10 AM	#4676 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	Ruggerp11 is a professional "Rope pisser upper",and feels threatened by Uncle Phils skill and grace in the sport. __________________ Honey,We're home.

07-14-2004, 12:05 PM	#4677 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	6 sleeps with a flashlight... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.