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Old 10-02-2004, 07:23 AM   #5065 (permalink)
JumpinJesus
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Location: Chicago
paddyjoe sends out bulk rate flyers every month that are very good replicas of the "member of the month" club flyer. He is in a dire competition with flyman to steal members from his member of the month club. After being snubbed by flyman at the pilot meeting, paddyjoe has vowed revenge by mailing out erroneous information to members. Recent paddyjoe flyers have indicated that all members must bring with them one jar of salted nuts while another chastised all members who don't wear boxers. Some members of the member of the month club took offense to these flyers. Not on the grounds of what was said, but that the flyers did not arrive wrapped in latex envelopes. Flyman is incensed.
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