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Old 08-03-2004, 01:37 PM   #4801 (permalink)
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And...When flyman doesn't get his sex, drugs, and rock n' roll, he throws one of his little tantrums. They are so abhorrent that generally someone will either screw him, slip him a drug, or sing to him...

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Old 08-03-2004, 01:48 PM   #4802 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2004, 01:56 PM   #4803 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger is feeling a bit spicy today & is donning a thick rich layer of cajun barbeque sauce & nothing else!
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Old 08-03-2004, 02:14 PM   #4804 (permalink)
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bernie be wearin' a pair of see-through sleeper jammies when we do the big "shoot..."
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Old 08-03-2004, 02:29 PM   #4805 (permalink)
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Uh- huh, uncle phil plans on 'shooting' alright, yup, heh heh.
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Old 08-03-2004, 05:52 PM   #4806 (permalink)
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peej 'shoots' just thinking about 'the shoot'! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooooh!
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Old 08-03-2004, 06:01 PM   #4807 (permalink)
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Fremen jumps to the left, but too late...peej's shoot bounces off the brass lamp, and lands on his good tee shirt...Whatcha gonna tell your momma now Fremen?
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Old 08-03-2004, 07:02 PM   #4808 (permalink)
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uno.....tells his momma everything.


he's a mamma's boy you know.
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Old 08-03-2004, 07:21 PM   #4809 (permalink)
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Flyman, all knowing that he is, wonders silently if Freman's daddy knows that...
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Old 08-03-2004, 07:21 PM   #4810 (permalink)
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Flyman knows this because HE IS UNOAMANS mum.
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Old 08-04-2004, 07:16 AM   #4811 (permalink)
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bundy is jealous, because unoaman's mum gives him drugs. Unoaman LOVES his mum!
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Old 08-04-2004, 10:20 AM   #4812 (permalink)
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Unoaman's mum pays flyman to be his friend
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Old 08-04-2004, 11:06 AM   #4813 (permalink)
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Tinker Bell (yes folks, that's his full name; well technically if you add in his middle name, it's Tinker Stinker Bell) wants to wear the see-through jammie sleepers & get his mum to pay flyman to be his friend, too.
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Old 08-04-2004, 12:16 PM   #4814 (permalink)
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bernie's jealous of tinky-winky 'cause she wants to wear them all by her lonesome...
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:06 PM   #4815 (permalink)
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uncle phil wants to see Bernadette and Tinker together wearing the see-through jammies
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:58 PM   #4816 (permalink)
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...and guinnessgurl wants to see uncle phil wearing the see-through sleeper jammies!
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Old 08-04-2004, 04:19 PM   #4817 (permalink)
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And bernie is going to show all the pics she takes at the see-thru sleeper-jammie photoshoot on the Titty Board.
Finally! uncle phils' titties!
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Old 08-04-2004, 05:47 PM   #4818 (permalink)
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And trust unoamans mum...flyman is WAY overpaid! But I thought flyman was my mum? Or could it be fremen? Unoman lays down in his little bed with his blow up doll, guinnisgurl, to comtemplate his heritage...
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Old 08-04-2004, 06:38 PM   #4819 (permalink)
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Ahh yes, unoaman's heritage. I believe he finally traced it back to the island of Lesbos.......

Where he would romp uninhibited through the wild flowers, wearing only his crotch-less sleeper jammies and carrying his trusty bottle of K-Y jelly.
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Old 08-04-2004, 06:52 PM   #4820 (permalink)
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PJ is known as a bad girl locally. its because of the way she dresses. but hey, those bright red leather micro minis kind of suit her.

every morning before anyone else gets up, she gets out the hair iron and desperately tries to straighten those pretty curls out of her life.
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Old 08-05-2004, 05:50 AM   #4821 (permalink)
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Bundy badmouths paddyjoe because she is jealous of those beautiful yellow eyes, while hers somewhat resemble two pee holes in the snow. That gets her thinking "I know my dad was a snowman, but was mother a cat, or a ray-o-vac battery"?
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Old 08-05-2004, 03:44 PM   #4822 (permalink)
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uno has dreams of "cat mother and the all-night newsboys," hence the previous post...(c'mon, who remembers them?)
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Old 08-05-2004, 03:48 PM   #4823 (permalink)
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phil likes to trip down memory lane quite often.....'cept,with his memory,he can't remember which damn lane to pick.
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Old 08-05-2004, 04:39 PM   #4824 (permalink)
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flyman knows deep down inside that u.p.belongs in the slow lane, but can't quite bring himself to admit that a buddy is slowing down in his old age...
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Old 08-05-2004, 07:00 PM   #4825 (permalink)
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Quote:
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flyman knows deep down inside that u.p.belongs in the slow lane, but can't quite bring himself to admit that a buddy is slowing down in his old age...



that'd be a double whammy dude........nice job.



unoa......is quite jealous of the old age system.....see.....he wishes he knew half the shit that phil forgot.


*kudos to you phil man*
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Old 08-05-2004, 07:16 PM   #4826 (permalink)
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Flyman DID know half the shit Phil forgot but then he forgot it......
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Old 08-05-2004, 07:21 PM   #4827 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2004, 08:06 PM   #4828 (permalink)
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sue says that, because if ngdawg gets first pick of the teletubbies...she gets the rest of them all for herself.

how the hell many of there are may or may not come into play in this instance...perhaps too many, but more than likely...not nearly enough for sue.
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Old 08-05-2004, 08:46 PM   #4829 (permalink)
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unoman wishes there'd be one forgotten overlooked teletubbie leftover for himself, that ngdawg also forgot because he sometimes forgets shit for the same reason fly forgets the short term stuff. uncle phil just smiles at those kids. he just can't remember why, but he never forgets how nice his silky sleeper jammies feel when he's wearing them, so he wanders around aimlessly trying to remember where he last took them off. oh yeah, uncle phil takes them off. no pics tho. he can't find his camera either. it's probably with his silky sleeper jammies. no doubt paddyjoe knows where the camera & uncle phil's silky sleepy jammies are. he's probably having his way with both. yeah. and bundy is there prancing around feeling all fancy, wearing paddyjoe's red leather micro miniskirt.
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Old 08-05-2004, 09:15 PM   #4830 (permalink)
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and bernadette thinks he knows everyone and what they want!! but what he really wants is to be the one EVERYONE wants!!!!Or at least wants to be wanted by the leftover teletubby!
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:36 AM   #4831 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:50 AM   #4832 (permalink)
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while sue frets over the possible loss of the extra teletubbies, bernadette, and paddyjoe concern themselves with searching for phils sleeper jammies. none realize that the first thing a teletubby insists on is taking off your sleeper jams, knowing this unoman waits patiently in s.e. mo [sans pj's] for the remaining one to seek him out, thereby avoiding plyswellwthsefl lurking in n.e.mo, and hoping to lure it in with a bananna. she lovingly gazes at the bananna and begins to doubt the value of wasting it on a teletubby.
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:52 AM   #4833 (permalink)
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That is because unoaman has taught plyswellwthsefl how to carve a better man out of a banana
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:07 AM   #4834 (permalink)
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Tinker is LOVING the images of us and a banana!!!
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Old 08-06-2004, 10:56 AM   #4835 (permalink)
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unoaman figured that would be the outcome of a three way between tinker, plyswellwthself, and a nanner. Meanwhile in preperation for the soon to arrive, last teletubby, he is heating up a variety of tubbys favorite T.V. dinners.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:58 AM   #4836 (permalink)
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uno LOVES haggis...
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:54 PM   #4837 (permalink)
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Poor uncle phil gets so choked up at the very mention of haggis...

he so did love the sheep, don't ya know...........
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:20 PM   #4838 (permalink)
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Which joe was quick to start shearing.
He's all into rubbing the meat before it's cooked...
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:26 PM   #4839 (permalink)
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Fremen wears his panties inside out.
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:42 PM   #4840 (permalink)
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bernadettie gets four days worth out of each pair of underwear (and sleeper jammies for that matter)

day one: normal.
day two: back-to-front.
day three: inside out normal.
day four: inside out, back-to-front.
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