12-07-2003, 09:39 PM | #3243 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Illnois
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something tells me that c10 here is the little boy that is wearing those huge pick sunglasses in his photo.....he he
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12-08-2003, 01:17 PM | #3245 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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CL wants to compete in the sleeper jammie market, but hasn't had an original idea in nigh onto five years...
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12-09-2003, 01:32 PM | #3248 (permalink) |
Modern Man
Location: West Michigan
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Dwarf020 keeps stealing all my good original ideas for sleeper jammies. Every time I sue him, he countersues, and wins, and I don't know why. I am angry. I have some great ideas for sleeper jammies, but the world keeps shooting me down. I'll seek my revenge...
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12-09-2003, 02:02 PM | #3249 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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CL wears a big bulls-eye on the back of his soiled sleeper jammies, which he hasn't washed in over six months...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-09-2003, 07:26 PM | #3251 (permalink) |
Modern Man
Location: West Michigan
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basmoq is a Spanish word meaning "ass of snow, heart of cranberry". I know that and I've only had one semester of French! And that was six years ago!
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12-10-2003, 01:24 PM | #3254 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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pete best's favorite pets are 2wolves...
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12-10-2003, 01:32 PM | #3255 (permalink) |
Modern Man
Location: West Michigan
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Uncle Phil can't stop humping his own leg. Its really bizarre. Nobody knows quite how he does it, but nevertheless, he humps away.
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12-10-2003, 10:54 PM | #3258 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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herostar is a hero to the 3 little girls down the block from where he lives.
he's their hero cuz of the shiney sleeper jammies that he wears while mowing his lawn,that he got from uncle phil. see..........the girls like sequins. |
12-11-2003, 05:58 AM | #3260 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Just outside the D.C. belt
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Slappa spreads mustard on the children's ice cream when they're sleeping.
2Wolves (I thought this was darkest secrets not insults, has it morphed?)
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12-11-2003, 01:46 PM | #3263 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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CL really wants that promotion at the sleeper jammie factory...from broom pusher to dirty laundry sorter...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-11-2003, 04:58 PM | #3264 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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unc. phil pushes sleeper jammies on the door-to-door cookie selling girl clubs, in exchange for free cookies.
So far, he's had to pay for all his cookies. Work harder on your product, up.
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12-12-2003, 06:59 AM | #3265 (permalink) |
Modern Man
Location: West Michigan
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Fremen believes everything I say. Watch this:
CL: Hey Fremen! F: Yo CL! CL: Did you know that sleeper jammies cause cancer? F: Oh Shit! I'm screwed. CL: I know. Later. F: Bye. He's so gullible.
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12-12-2003, 04:00 PM | #3266 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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CL R E A L L Y wants that promotion...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-12-2003, 11:51 PM | #3268 (permalink) |
Apocalypse Nerd
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eotlemac oft stands naked in his kitchen playing air guitar to a Van Hagar version of Running with the Devil. Sometimes he eyes the red sleeper jammies from the catalogue that was mysteriously placed in his mailbox. One might think he has a "thing" for the underwear model.
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12-13-2003, 12:02 AM | #3269 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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astroglid.........(damn,....i did it again........)
astroCLOUD knows this cuz he is eotlemac's neighbour,and he uses an old pair of binoculars to spy on eot's sister. (we all know astro's actually checkin' out the man meat.) *freak* |
12-15-2003, 07:44 AM | #3270 (permalink) |
Modern Man
Location: West Michigan
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flyman has been supplying sleeper jammies to Saddam Hussein while he was hiding in his bunker. He believe that everyone needs fresh sleeper jammies, regardless of who they are.
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12-16-2003, 01:55 PM | #3271 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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CL wishes he had a fresh pair right now...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-17-2003, 11:07 AM | #3276 (permalink) |
Super Agitator
Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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2wolves is a closet Republican
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12-17-2003, 01:32 PM | #3277 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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LD sleeps with a night lite...
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12-17-2003, 02:05 PM | #3278 (permalink) |
Super Agitator
Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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But my nite lite is better lookin' than Uncle Phil's.
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