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Fly · 09-19-2003, 03:22 AM

bundy petite parle une francais.

paddyjoe · 09-19-2003, 03:37 AM

flyman posts with his tongue

gotta practice his french with something..............eh?

uncle phil · 09-19-2003, 04:21 AM

PJ once swam the mighty genesee...naked...

Beltruckus · 09-19-2003, 08:21 AM

Uncle phil was pj's Inspiration he swam the mighty creek in his backyard. He was also naked.

Conclamo Ludus · 09-19-2003, 11:35 AM

Beltruckus walks around at work with a coffee mug that says "Real Men, Love Men."

bundy · 09-19-2003, 05:26 PM

Con is really pleased you still use that mug Belt, not many people ever bought the official merchanidise from the Ludus Day Di$co.

uncle phil · 09-19-2003, 06:18 PM

bundy finally wore out the first, original pair of sleeper jammies amd he's pissed off uncle phil enough that he's afraid to ask for another pair...on the arm...

bundy · 09-19-2003, 06:39 PM

i haven´t pissed you off have i phil?

**grovels at his feet**

phil has decided that a great design on his sleeper jammies would be squashed cane toads... so he´s planning a journey to FNQ to start peeling the toads of the road.

phoenix1002 · 09-19-2003, 09:03 PM

bundy regularly attends orgies with the cast of F-Troop

Conclamo Ludus · 09-19-2003, 09:54 PM

phonix11001200222 would rather be climbing...

up Bea Arthur's skirt.

bundy · 09-19-2003, 10:16 PM

Con Clamo once paid Bea Arthur $20,000 to do a strip show at the Ludus Day Di$co, but all of his clientele complained when they found out she really was a woman.

Fly · 09-20-2003, 01:36 AM

bundy attended the Ludas Day Di$co with paddyjoe and Fremen,where they hung out ,drank cheap wine and hit on all the fugly broads dressed as Bea Arthur.

Mr. Moe · 09-20-2003, 09:49 AM

flyman never misses an episode of "Who's the Boss" or "Petticoat Junction"

bundy · 09-20-2003, 02:50 PM

Mr. Moe got turned down for a job at Burger King.
they didn´t feel comfortable hiring a man who happily lists arson, poisoning and animal cruelty on his resume.

yellowgowild · 09-21-2003, 03:48 AM

I'm new, I'm untouchable.

bundy · 09-21-2003, 05:59 AM

yellowgowild got his name from when his mother used to try to make him feel better about wetting the bed, by turning it into wonderous stories of cowboys, indians and the great, wild, yellow Rio Grande.

Fly · 09-21-2003, 06:44 AM

bundy was the maid that had to wash those soiled sheets.

*he thinks he's a cowboy now too*

Force 10 · 09-21-2003, 05:45 PM

If I said it once, I'll say it a thousand times. I walk into flymans house and all I smell is stems and seeds.

Pheatius · 09-22-2003, 12:15 PM

Ruprex walks into Flyman's House to smell his 'stem' and his 'seeds'. (Just repeating what he said, not making it up.)

uncle phil · 09-22-2003, 12:20 PM

speaking of make-up, pheatius keeps his "friday night specials" in a secret compartment under the floorboards of his closet...

Conclamo Ludus · 09-22-2003, 07:50 PM

uncle phil keeps nothing "in the closet." Ever since Phaetius outed him at Ruprex's last orgy to celebrate flyman's brand new pair of sleeper jammies.

bundy · 09-22-2003, 11:11 PM

don´t forget to add that that last orgy you speak of was held after hours in your club Con Clamo.

thats right, everyone, Con used to hold orgies for his close friends after hours in the Day Di$co.

i believe the last one held there was in the honour of Arnold Schwarzenegger. also there was Flyman, Ruprex, Phaetus and Phil.

Fremen · 09-23-2003, 12:09 AM

While bundy videotaped from the corner.

Fly · 09-23-2003, 02:54 AM

Fremen likes to think that he's a blue meannie.

if only the pants were blue and the skin was green eh.

Midlandmadman · 09-23-2003, 03:38 AM

Although flyman wants us to believe that he is a huge party guy, I actually saw him get stoned by eating just one Flintstone vitamin. (he was wasted for days!)

Conclamo Ludus · 09-23-2003, 04:35 AM

Midlandmadman's idea of a good time is getting high on Robitussin and watching mice run into mousetraps.

Beltruckus · 09-23-2003, 07:53 AM

Conclamo Ludus watches YOU from across the street.

uncle phil · 09-23-2003, 12:30 PM

belt watches little old ladies cross the street when the wind is blowing, just to see if he can get a peek...

tritium · 09-23-2003, 02:07 PM

Uncle Phil watches little old men in the steam room of his local YMCA, just to see if he can get a peek ...

Pendejadiota · 09-23-2003, 03:22 PM

tritium is psychotically gay.and peels his skin off his testicles and licks it every now then.oh i almost forgot, he has 56 pounds worth of severed dog heads in his ass.

Fly · 09-24-2003, 04:52 AM

Pende likes psychotic gay guys.he also has a weird fixation with scrotums and severed dog heads.

some people's kids.

Conclamo Ludus · 09-24-2003, 06:22 AM

flyman is actually a British guy living in Columbia. And he isn't beautiful.

Pyrate · 09-24-2003, 07:29 AM

Conclamo Ludus likes to lick used stamps...

Conclamo Ludus · 09-24-2003, 07:59 AM

They taste better!

Pyrate looks like he's dancing when he walks.

Beltruckus · 09-24-2003, 09:02 AM

CL likes to skydive naked and have it recorded. Afterwards he watches the ripples for hours on end.

uncle phil · 09-24-2003, 12:53 PM

belt's still there, waiting for the wind to pick up...

Fly · 09-24-2003, 03:17 PM

uncle phil likes to sing many oldies tunes in the shower and slip into a fresh pair of sleeper jammies after a generous portion of talcum powder.

(he tapes himself in the shower and sends it to bones.)

Force 10 · 09-24-2003, 03:59 PM

Flyman really doesn't drive drunk but he's been known to have to stash the pipe under the front seat.

bundy · 09-24-2003, 08:11 PM

Ruprex co-wrote ´the Ketchup song´ with his pet tadpole, Toady.

bernadette · 09-24-2003, 09:32 PM

bundy was nude when he posted that ^ & he was thinking about what color shoe laces he should buy next.

09-19-2003, 03:22 AM	#2801 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy petite parle une francais. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-19-2003, 04:21 AM	#2803 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	PJ once swam the mighty genesee...naked... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-19-2003, 08:21 AM	#2804 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Uncle phil was pj's Inspiration he swam the mighty creek in his backyard. He was also naked. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

09-19-2003, 11:35 AM	#2805 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Beltruckus walks around at work with a coffee mug that says "Real Men, Love Men." __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-19-2003, 05:26 PM	#2806 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Con is really pleased you still use that mug Belt, not many people ever bought the official merchanidise from the Ludus Day Di$co. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-19-2003, 03:37 AM	#2802 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman posts with his tongue gotta practice his french with something..............eh?

09-19-2003, 06:18 PM	#2807 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bundy finally wore out the first, original pair of sleeper jammies amd he's pissed off uncle phil enough that he's afraid to ask for another pair...on the arm... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-19-2003, 06:39 PM	#2808 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i haven´t pissed you off have i phil? grovels at his feet phil has decided that a great design on his sleeper jammies would be squashed cane toads... so he´s planning a journey to FNQ to start peeling the toads of the road. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-19-2003, 09:03 PM	#2809 (permalink)
phoenix1002 Psycho Location: lost	bundy regularly attends orgies with the cast of F-Troop __________________ I'd rather be climbing... I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

09-19-2003, 09:54 PM	#2810 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	phonix11001200222 would rather be climbing... up Bea Arthur's skirt. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-19-2003, 10:16 PM	#2811 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Con Clamo once paid Bea Arthur $20,000 to do a strip show at the Ludus Day Di$co, but all of his clientele complained when they found out she really was a woman. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-20-2003, 01:36 AM	#2812 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy attended the Ludas Day Di$co with paddyjoe and Fremen,where they hung out ,drank cheap wine and hit on all the fugly broads dressed as Bea Arthur. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-20-2003, 09:49 AM	#2813 (permalink)
Mr. Moe Loser Location: Oakville, Ontario	flyman never misses an episode of "Who's the Boss" or "Petticoat Junction"

09-20-2003, 02:50 PM	#2814 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Mr. Moe got turned down for a job at Burger King. they didn´t feel comfortable hiring a man who happily lists arson, poisoning and animal cruelty on his resume. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-21-2003, 03:48 AM	#2815 (permalink)
yellowgowild Psycho Location: Tampa	I'm new, I'm untouchable.

09-23-2003, 12:09 AM	#2823 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	While bundy videotaped from the corner. __________________ Google

09-21-2003, 05:59 AM	#2816 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	yellowgowild got his name from when his mother used to try to make him feel better about wetting the bed, by turning it into wonderous stories of cowboys, indians and the great, wild, yellow Rio Grande. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-21-2003, 06:44 AM	#2817 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy was the maid that had to wash those soiled sheets. he thinks he's a cowboy now too __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-21-2003, 05:45 PM	#2818 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	If I said it once, I'll say it a thousand times. I walk into flymans house and all I smell is stems and seeds.

09-22-2003, 12:15 PM	#2819 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Ruprex walks into Flyman's House to smell his 'stem' and his 'seeds'. (Just repeating what he said, not making it up.)

09-22-2003, 12:20 PM	#2820 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	speaking of make-up, pheatius keeps his "friday night specials" in a secret compartment under the floorboards of his closet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-22-2003, 07:50 PM	#2821 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	uncle phil keeps nothing "in the closet." Ever since Phaetius outed him at Ruprex's last orgy to celebrate flyman's brand new pair of sleeper jammies. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-22-2003, 11:11 PM	#2822 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	don´t forget to add that that last orgy you speak of was held after hours in your club Con Clamo. thats right, everyone, Con used to hold orgies for his close friends after hours in the Day Di$co. i believe the last one held there was in the honour of Arnold Schwarzenegger. also there was Flyman, Ruprex, Phaetus and Phil. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-23-2003, 02:54 AM	#2824 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fremen likes to think that he's a blue meannie. if only the pants were blue and the skin was green eh. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-23-2003, 03:38 AM	#2825 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Although flyman wants us to believe that he is a huge party guy, I actually saw him get stoned by eating just one Flintstone vitamin. (he was wasted for days!) __________________ Its good to be back.

09-23-2003, 04:35 AM	#2826 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Midlandmadman's idea of a good time is getting high on Robitussin and watching mice run into mousetraps. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-23-2003, 07:53 AM	#2827 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Conclamo Ludus watches YOU from across the street. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

09-23-2003, 12:30 PM	#2828 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	belt watches little old ladies cross the street when the wind is blowing, just to see if he can get a peek... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-23-2003, 02:07 PM	#2829 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	Uncle Phil watches little old men in the steam room of his local YMCA, just to see if he can get a peek ... __________________ Blah.

09-23-2003, 03:22 PM	#2830 (permalink)
Pendejadiota Upright	tritium is psychotically gay.and peels his skin off his testicles and licks it every now then.oh i almost forgot, he has 56 pounds worth of severed dog heads in his ass. __________________ ultra juarendejadiotismaticamente radioactivo

09-24-2003, 04:52 AM	#2831 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Pende likes psychotic gay guys.he also has a weird fixation with scrotums and severed dog heads. some people's kids. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-24-2003, 06:22 AM	#2832 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	flyman is actually a British guy living in Columbia. And he isn't beautiful. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-24-2003, 07:29 AM	#2833 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Conclamo Ludus likes to lick used stamps... __________________ ?

09-24-2003, 07:59 AM	#2834 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	They taste better! Pyrate looks like he's dancing when he walks. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-24-2003, 09:02 AM	#2835 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	CL likes to skydive naked and have it recorded. Afterwards he watches the ripples for hours on end. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

09-24-2003, 12:53 PM	#2836 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	belt's still there, waiting for the wind to pick up... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.