Meridae'n

Bundy, whilst deriving his name from the best Rum in the world, is notorious for snowdropping nursing homes...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Mr.Deflok

Meridae'n chose that screen-name whilst completely drunk, alternative names that came to Meridae'n were Golraehgh and Blarhaoh.

manalone

Mr.Deflok is little miss deflok on weekends

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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

Midlandmadman

manalone cries at night because he cant catch uncle phil in the " TIMES POSTED IN THIS THREAD" race !!!

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Its good to be back.

uncle phil

mid cries for no reason at all...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil kisses the tears off midlandmadman's cheeks. WOW, what a visual!

Fly

paddyjoe licks the tears from the tip of uncle phil's tongue

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

bundy

flyman bought the new Avril Lavigne album because someone told him that the inside CD leaflet was actually norty pix of avril in the bath.

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Ohayo!!!

Midlandmadman

bundy thinks looking at avril naked is a bad thing...... he prefers the backstreet boys.........

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Its good to be back.

manalone

MidlandMadMan is scared he will lose the posting race

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Man Alone
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

manalone

Man alone wears women's underwear!

first self-insult!

put that in your pipe and smoke it

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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

paddyjoe

I think manalone has put too many things into that smoking pipe!

Midlandmadman

...... as inventor of the game paddy-cake....paddyjoe had to change his name so he didnt get mobbed in public all the time

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Its good to be back.

uncle phil

mid's stolen sleeper jammies need changing...eeeeeeewh...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil attemted to transplant his back hair to his forehead....with disasterous results!

Meridae'n

paddyjoe can breathe under urine

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

BBtB

God crys because Meridae'n touches himself at night.

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

manalone

BBtB had a ten year romantic affair with an 8x10 photograph of Henry Kissinger making a kissy face.

Now all he has is hairy palms.

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Man Alone
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

uncle phil

man still hasn't changed his jammies...oooh-ooh, that smell...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

seems to me 'ol uncle phil has this thing for all the dudes jammies

can you say weirdo?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Meridae'n

Edit: Dammit. Story of my life flyman...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Fly

Meridae'n is too slow and passes over other posters

hehe

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

paddyjoe

flyman is way too insensitive to other peoples disabilities.

Meridae'n

ever since grade school, paddyjoe has gotten scared whenever the local priest asks him to cough...


Edit: damn, that's twice...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

manalone

Merida'en can turn his skeleton around entirely inside his skin. Its a neat party trick

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Man Alone
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

Midlandmadman

manalone was the guy that told ozzy osbourn to bite the head off a bat.... then he showed him how.....

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Its good to be back.

BBtB

Midlandmadman once dated that chick from Hanson

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

manalone

BBtB is president of the Fox Network in Cuba

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Man Alone
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

BBtB

Damn straight.

Manalone has been passing a petition around to give milli vanilli the grammy back.

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

rockogre

BBtB is Oral Roberts shoe shine boy.

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

uncle phil

rock likes to ride tricycles...the ones with the pedals on the front wheel...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

manalone

uncle phil knits his own underwear from his pubic hair.

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Man Alone
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

Pheatius

Those are actually Uncle Phil's legs in Manalone's Avatar...
(I feel dirty...)

Meridae'n

Pheatius can suck-start a Harley

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

vermin

Meridae'n lives each day as if it were his last: crying pitifully while furiously masturbating.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

BBtB

vermin has the entire al gore action figure set. collect them all!

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

Mr.Deflok

BBtB is a manic depressive homo-phobic with a fettish to eat toenail clippings while bathing in a tub of green jelly. It's true, I saw it on TV.

Meridae'n

Mr.Deflok neuters pelicans with his teeth

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Stiltzkin

(censored)

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The most important thing in this world is love.

BBtB

stiltzkin gives showers a 4.2. stiltizkin also has a wierd disorder were he rates EVERYTHING.

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"