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Old 05-28-2003, 01:24 PM   #721 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2003, 05:53 PM   #722 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2003, 10:59 PM   #723 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 12:40 AM   #724 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 02:53 AM   #725 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 04:04 AM   #726 (permalink)
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uncle phil was upset with manalone cuz he broke his bong
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Old 05-29-2003, 04:07 AM   #727 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 04:17 AM   #728 (permalink)
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paddyjoe is upset cuz i beat him to the bong water,he's a closet bong water drinker
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Old 05-29-2003, 05:36 AM   #729 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 06:36 AM   #730 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 07:47 AM   #731 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 08:00 AM   #732 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 08:05 AM   #733 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 08:19 AM   #734 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 08:39 AM   #735 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 12:27 PM   #736 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 05-29-2003, 01:24 PM   #737 (permalink)
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Truthfully, uncle phil doesn't care about pants, his closet is filled with dresses.
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Old 05-29-2003, 01:46 PM   #738 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 04:00 PM   #739 (permalink)
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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Old 05-29-2003, 04:24 PM   #740 (permalink)
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"The Coogee Bay Hotel Liquor Barn is famous in Sydney for its crazy low prices. Matched with an extensive range our liquor barn is a one stop liquor shop."
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Old 05-29-2003, 05:41 PM   #741 (permalink)
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Ruprex is living behind a hideous mask cuz he actually goes by the name......Bluepricks
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Old 05-29-2003, 08:14 PM   #742 (permalink)
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flyman always wanted to grow up to be the Little Engine that Could...
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Old 05-29-2003, 08:53 PM   #743 (permalink)
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Meridae'n thinks that originality is at a premium....(see spelling of name)
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Old 05-29-2003, 08:56 PM   #744 (permalink)
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Flyman smokes dirt weed.
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Old 05-29-2003, 09:03 PM   #745 (permalink)
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and so is flyman for smoking dirt weed
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Old 05-29-2003, 09:06 PM   #746 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 09:25 PM   #747 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 09:34 PM   #748 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2003, 03:03 AM   #749 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 05-30-2003, 06:35 AM   #750 (permalink)
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uncle phil spent his entire income tax refund check on pantyhose!
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Old 05-30-2003, 12:09 PM   #751 (permalink)
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...and promptly gave three "eggs" to midlandman for his collection he keeps in the back of his closet shelf...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-30-2003, 12:24 PM   #752 (permalink)
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Only after he spent three long hours sniffing the eggs inside he favorite pair of pantyhose
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Old 05-30-2003, 01:21 PM   #753 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2003, 04:44 PM   #754 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2003, 05:28 PM   #755 (permalink)
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bundy is a slut......

yup....that's it..........a slut.
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Old 05-30-2003, 10:46 PM   #756 (permalink)
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flyman stalks Ted Danson.
he was even escorted from the Becker set by the blind guy.
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Old 05-31-2003, 01:14 AM   #757 (permalink)
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bundy can't figure out which female in his av will be the one he wants to change his gender too.

*turn yourself into the tatu lezzies man*
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Old 05-31-2003, 04:29 AM   #758 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-31-2003, 04:30 AM   #759 (permalink)
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uncle phil is way to quick on the draw. A bit *premature* possibly?

(I'll get flyman one of these days)

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Old 05-31-2003, 05:13 AM   #760 (permalink)
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paddyjoe wishes uncle phil wouldn't rush foreplay
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