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Old 05-22-2003, 11:40 AM   #641 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:44 AM   #642 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:52 AM   #643 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 03:14 PM   #644 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 03:47 PM   #645 (permalink)
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or is that a joint vermin?
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Old 05-22-2003, 03:55 PM   #646 (permalink)
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1.Once lost a battle of wits to an unarmed man
2.Believes he is delightfully saucy
3.Can't count.
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Old 05-22-2003, 03:58 PM   #647 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Arock
Flyman actually has 4 secrets:
1.Once lost a battle of wits to an unarmed man
2.Believes he is delightfully saucy
3.Can't count.

uhmmmm.........

i only see 3 secrets here.

you are only as smart as Arock
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:27 PM   #648 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 05:09 PM   #649 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:35 PM   #650 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 07:25 PM   #651 (permalink)
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I'm surprised anyone here even knows what vegemite is...

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Old 05-22-2003, 08:44 PM   #652 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 08:45 PM   #653 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:08 PM   #654 (permalink)
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That's harsh bundy!

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Old 05-23-2003, 03:37 AM   #655 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 05:07 AM   #656 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 05:43 AM   #657 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 06:55 AM   #658 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 07:40 AM   #659 (permalink)
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vermin only knows that because Flyman whispered that in his ear last time they danced to it!
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Old 05-23-2003, 08:10 AM   #660 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 08:22 AM   #661 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 10:22 AM   #662 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:21 PM   #663 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:23 PM   #664 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:26 PM   #665 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 06:43 PM   #666 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 07:49 PM   #667 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 08:17 PM   #668 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 08:48 PM   #669 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 09:46 PM   #670 (permalink)
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EDIT: Wrong name
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Old 05-23-2003, 10:52 PM   #671 (permalink)
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*Meridaen, i know, that one was too harsh, sorry*
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Old 05-23-2003, 11:28 PM   #672 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2003, 01:22 AM   #673 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2003, 03:24 AM   #674 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 05-24-2003, 03:27 AM   #675 (permalink)
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manalone + jar of mayonaise + set of jumper cables = fun, fun, fun ( I dont think you want to know the details......)
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Old 05-24-2003, 05:03 AM   #676 (permalink)
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Midlandmadman seems to know an awful lot about jars of mayo and jumper cables.and he's not sharing any details either.
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Old 05-24-2003, 05:14 AM   #677 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2003, 05:20 AM   #678 (permalink)
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manalone is just saying that cuz he really wants to see ME pop-up

*weirdo*
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Old 05-24-2003, 05:21 AM   #679 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2003, 07:03 AM   #680 (permalink)
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splck is trying to suck his keyboard off... must be flyman's popups
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