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Spinach_Indeed · 04-30-2003, 10:45 AM

wrkime has a "Women being punched in the stomach" fetish and owns over 7 gigs of the stuff, including the rare "Aretha Franklin being punched by Oprah" video

SaltPork · 04-30-2003, 10:47 AM

spinach_indeed has something green in his teeth

Pheatius · 04-30-2003, 12:14 PM

wrkime has been promoted to Minister of Important things in qpid's liberation army, but is not happy as this entails more work.

KWSN · 04-30-2003, 12:46 PM

Pheatius is not really from the south. He is actually from Minnesota.

Oh wait, that is south... south Canada.

uncle phil · 04-30-2003, 01:14 PM

KWSN wishes he was upstate...

phoenix1002 · 04-30-2003, 01:49 PM

Bones is obsessed with midget amputee porn... he's also a world-reknowned midget amputee porn star-as world reknowned as an amputated midget can be...

kipperoo3 · 04-30-2003, 01:54 PM

phoenix1002 has two vibrators in his hands. right now!

KWSN · 04-30-2003, 05:28 PM

Kipperoo3 is the third kipperoo because he wasn't good enough to be one of the first two.

apetaster · 04-30-2003, 05:35 PM

KWSN's cup is full of manchowder, and he's begging you to take a sip.

bundy · 04-30-2003, 05:40 PM

apetaster tastes apes...

skinnedmink · 04-30-2003, 06:23 PM

Bundy gets in a van and tells kids: "I got Candy get in the van."

vermin · 04-30-2003, 06:34 PM

skinnedmink likes to wear women's clothes and act 'macho' when riding a harley decorated with dildos.

crackpot · 04-30-2003, 06:37 PM

vermin cries when he watches Oprah, and collects the tears in a jar, and pickles eggs in the eye brine, and sends the pickled eggs to Oprah, who never, ever eats them.

bundy · 04-30-2003, 06:42 PM

crackpot steals clothes from those charity bins.

richeee · 04-30-2003, 09:49 PM

I don't know about the van with children (that's between bundy and the law...), but bundy wishes that the aborigines would've shared that "didgeridoo and kangoroo" experience with him!

phoenix1002 · 04-30-2003, 10:05 PM

Richeee has the uncontrollable urge to shout out the names of various parts of the human reproductive system at the top of his lungs whenever he sees a member of the opposite sex in a social situation.

World's King · 04-30-2003, 11:24 PM

Everytime Phoenix tries to rise from the ashs he either trips or doen't want to stand up because he has a hard on.

chodarama · 04-30-2003, 11:40 PM

World's King mistakenly believes his wheelchair is a throne.

oberon · 05-01-2003, 12:04 AM

chodarama is too busy humping a wall to properly insult World's King.

Zotz · 05-01-2003, 03:04 AM

oberon has known many horses.....in the biblical sense

uncle phil · 05-01-2003, 12:59 PM

zotz secretly watches reruns of the brady bunch...

KWSN · 05-01-2003, 03:30 PM

uncle phil secretly starred in reruns of the Brady Bunch... as Tiger the dog...

And his house is still probably green.

ariekitten · 05-01-2003, 04:25 PM

KWSN secretly wants to drink master shake (in his avatar) :-p

Zotz · 05-01-2003, 05:26 PM

ariekitten has a sneezing disorder

KWSN · 05-01-2003, 05:55 PM

so does zotz.... see that avatar? That's zotz sneezing. Not pretty.

uncle phil · 05-01-2003, 06:21 PM

kwsn rides a john deere to work...

Zotz · 05-02-2003, 01:36 PM

uncle phil once swallowed a whole cucumber without chewing it

Pheatius · 05-02-2003, 01:43 PM

Zotz is actually from a different reality with a quantum signature close to ours. He can life outside of time, but chooses to live with the underdeveloped beings called humans.

Troublebot · 05-02-2003, 02:01 PM

When depressed, Pheatius curls into a fetal position, sucks on old underwear, and tries to find his "happy place."

KWSN · 05-02-2003, 02:24 PM

Troublebot is not really a troublebot... as a matter of fact, he causes no trouble whatsoever. He's not even a robot. He's Al Gore.

Scratch that, the jury is still out on whether he's a robot.

WhoaitsZ · 05-02-2003, 02:56 PM

kwsn is not a milkshake.
he really IS a radio station... from hell.

uncle phil · 05-02-2003, 04:21 PM

has it been this long? whoa, it's not really Z...

KWSN · 05-02-2003, 04:49 PM

uncle phil painted his house, but he only painted it another shade of green.

uncle phil · 05-02-2003, 05:57 PM

wrong, it's a lighter shade of pale...(oops, wrong thread...)

lawn guy is still driving that john deere 17hp 42" tractor...

KWSN · 05-02-2003, 06:06 PM

uncle phil only knows so much about the tractors because he has one too...

splck · 05-02-2003, 07:04 PM

KWSN wishes he knew as much about tractors as uncle phil.

bundy · 05-02-2003, 09:20 PM

splck is allergic to vowels.

KWSN · 05-02-2003, 09:49 PM

bundy is in Australia.

Oh wait... that's not a bad thing...

bundy makes KWSN jealous by being in Australia.

myMHz · 05-03-2003, 02:36 AM

KWSN is still waiting for the next Monty Python movie.

uncle phil · 05-03-2003, 04:05 AM

KWSN wants to fingerpaint in an outbound lane of the LIE on a friday night...

04-30-2003, 10:45 AM	#361 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	wrkime has a "Women being punched in the stomach" fetish and owns over 7 gigs of the stuff, including the rare "Aretha Franklin being punched by Oprah" video __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

04-30-2003, 10:47 AM	#362 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	spinach_indeed has something green in his teeth __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-30-2003, 12:46 PM	#364 (permalink)
KWSN green	Pheatius is not really from the south. He is actually from Minnesota. Oh wait, that is south... south Canada. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-30-2003, 01:14 PM	#365 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	KWSN wishes he was upstate... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-30-2003, 01:49 PM	#366 (permalink)
phoenix1002 Psycho Location: lost	Bones is obsessed with midget amputee porn... he's also a world-reknowned midget amputee porn star-as world reknowned as an amputated midget can be... __________________ I'd rather be climbing... I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

04-30-2003, 12:14 PM	#363 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	wrkime has been promoted to Minister of Important things in qpid's liberation army, but is not happy as this entails more work.

04-30-2003, 01:54 PM	#367 (permalink)
kipperoo3 Crazy Location: Phoenix, AZ	phoenix1002 has two vibrators in his hands. right now! __________________ -Later, you realize that you didn't have to reposition the possum to make it look like an accident.

04-30-2003, 05:28 PM	#368 (permalink)
KWSN green	Kipperoo3 is the third kipperoo because he wasn't good enough to be one of the first two. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-30-2003, 05:35 PM	#369 (permalink)
apetaster Insane Location: P.R. Mass.	KWSN's cup is full of manchowder, and he's begging you to take a sip.

04-30-2003, 05:40 PM	#370 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	apetaster tastes apes... __________________ Ohayo!!!

04-30-2003, 06:23 PM	#371 (permalink)
skinnedmink Banned	Bundy gets in a van and tells kids: "I got Candy get in the van."

04-30-2003, 06:34 PM	#372 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	skinnedmink likes to wear women's clothes and act 'macho' when riding a harley decorated with dildos. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-30-2003, 06:37 PM	#373 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	vermin cries when he watches Oprah, and collects the tears in a jar, and pickles eggs in the eye brine, and sends the pickled eggs to Oprah, who never, ever eats them.

04-30-2003, 06:42 PM	#374 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	crackpot steals clothes from those charity bins. __________________ Ohayo!!!

04-30-2003, 09:49 PM	#375 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	I don't know about the van with children (that's between bundy and the law...), but bundy wishes that the aborigines would've shared that "didgeridoo and kangoroo" experience with him! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-01-2003, 04:25 PM	#383 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	KWSN secretly wants to drink master shake (in his avatar) :-p __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

04-30-2003, 10:05 PM	#376 (permalink)
phoenix1002 Psycho Location: lost	Richeee has the uncontrollable urge to shout out the names of various parts of the human reproductive system at the top of his lungs whenever he sees a member of the opposite sex in a social situation. __________________ I'd rather be climbing... I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

04-30-2003, 11:24 PM	#377 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Everytime Phoenix tries to rise from the ashs he either trips or doen't want to stand up because he has a hard on. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-30-2003, 11:40 PM	#378 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	World's King mistakenly believes his wheelchair is a throne.

05-01-2003, 12:04 AM	#379 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	chodarama is too busy humping a wall to properly insult World's King. __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

05-01-2003, 03:04 AM	#380 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	oberon has known many horses.....in the biblical sense

05-01-2003, 12:59 PM	#381 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	zotz secretly watches reruns of the brady bunch... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-01-2003, 03:30 PM	#382 (permalink)
KWSN green	uncle phil secretly starred in reruns of the Brady Bunch... as Tiger the dog... And his house is still probably green. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-01-2003, 05:26 PM	#384 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	ariekitten has a sneezing disorder

05-01-2003, 05:55 PM	#385 (permalink)
KWSN green	so does zotz.... see that avatar? That's zotz sneezing. Not pretty. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-01-2003, 06:21 PM	#386 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	kwsn rides a john deere to work... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-02-2003, 01:36 PM	#387 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	uncle phil once swallowed a whole cucumber without chewing it

05-02-2003, 01:43 PM	#388 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Zotz is actually from a different reality with a quantum signature close to ours. He can life outside of time, but chooses to live with the underdeveloped beings called humans.

05-02-2003, 02:01 PM	#389 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	When depressed, Pheatius curls into a fetal position, sucks on old underwear, and tries to find his "happy place." __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

05-02-2003, 02:24 PM	#390 (permalink)
KWSN green	Troublebot is not really a troublebot... as a matter of fact, he causes no trouble whatsoever. He's not even a robot. He's Al Gore. Scratch that, the jury is still out on whether he's a robot. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-02-2003, 02:56 PM	#391 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	kwsn is not a milkshake. he really IS a radio station... from hell.

05-02-2003, 04:21 PM	#392 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	has it been this long? whoa, it's not really Z... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-02-2003, 04:49 PM	#393 (permalink)
KWSN green	uncle phil painted his house, but he only painted it another shade of green. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-02-2003, 05:57 PM	#394 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wrong, it's a lighter shade of pale...(oops, wrong thread...) lawn guy is still driving that john deere 17hp 42" tractor... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-02-2003, 06:06 PM	#395 (permalink)
KWSN green	uncle phil only knows so much about the tractors because he has one too... __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-02-2003, 07:04 PM	#396 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	KWSN wishes he knew as much about tractors as uncle phil. __________________ nice line eh?