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777 · 02-20-2007, 12:12 AM

Mixedmedia has been experimenting in body painting. She started with coating her breasts with paint, and leaving an impression on the canvas, to completely soaking her entire body in many colors, and flinging herself into her art.

Charlatan · 02-20-2007, 05:11 AM

777 has unusually large hands. He tries to hide them by wearing unusually large suits. Unfortunately it makes his head look large. So he wears a lot of hats to compensate.

Sharon · 02-20-2007, 12:45 PM

Charlatan on the other hand has a large glove and a large hat, suggesting that he is generally "large". And although size matters, Charlatan has kept his 'size' a well-kept secret...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-20-2007, 03:10 PM

As Sharon sensuously stroked her amazingly hairless ass the other night (driving tfpers crazy) she discovered it wasn't intact.

uncle phil · 02-20-2007, 03:55 PM

Ocm? ain't right...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-20-2007, 05:54 PM

Agreed, and a public apology.

uncle phil harbors a strange fear of Prince, or whatever he's called this year.

Sharon · 02-21-2007, 05:07 AM

OCM is Prince.

Charlatan · 02-21-2007, 08:07 AM

Sharon likes to sit for days and stare at the wall. When asked why all she as to say about it is, "I love my wall."

Her parents think she just a little weird but they love her anyway.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-21-2007, 01:42 PM

Sweating in the tropics, Charlatan has reconsidered the meanings of his "bad" dreams; sometimes they feel so GOOD!

SirLance · 02-21-2007, 06:16 PM

OCM? Is NOT Prince. OCM? is Carl Jung's great great grandson, Nottingham Wilbert Jung.

Yes indeedy, ladies and gents, OCM is Not Wil Jung....

mixedmedia · 02-21-2007, 06:37 PM

Sir Lance once took hallucinogens with some natives in Bora Bora and he has yet to figure out why he woke up with a squid in his underwear.

uncle phil · 02-22-2007, 02:45 PM

the mixed one has a kilt in her closet for those "special" occasions...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-22-2007, 03:57 PM

Thrice daily...

Fremen · 02-22-2007, 10:47 PM

Ocm? once beat a Canadian toker on the ass at a roofer's convention.

paddyjoe · 02-23-2007, 05:22 AM

Fremen is actually the most sensitive cow-tipper in Texas. He lays a mattress down so the cows don't hurt themselves when they fall.

Fly · 02-23-2007, 05:41 AM

........then joe comes along and has his way with the cows.

freak

*and Fre......who might you be refering too?*

mixedmedia · 02-23-2007, 06:09 AM

Fly had a secret marriage when he was 14 to a Danish contortionist who worked in a sideshow. They lived blissfully in her carnival trailer for a short while until one deep, dark night his parents whisked him away without his even having an opportunity to say farewell to his demanding yet flexible lover. Now, even years later, he is still aroused whenever he sees posable action figures and Gumby dolls.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-23-2007, 07:32 AM

mixedmedia wears prada

Charlatan · 02-23-2007, 07:44 AM

OCM's big secret is that he is not human

mixedmedia · 02-23-2007, 07:49 AM

Charlatan has volumes of detailed maturbation journals that he has kept since he was a child.

Charlatan · 02-23-2007, 07:59 AM

mixedmedia has been rummaging through my journals.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-23-2007, 08:26 AM

Charlatan's journals might have masturbation reminiscences in them, but they also contain flowers and butterflies.

SirLance · 02-28-2007, 07:05 PM

Flowers and butterflies are OCM?'s favorite sexual fantasies...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-28-2007, 07:18 PM

And?

SirLance likes making stuff up but won't hop a plane because he's afraid of flying.

Sharon · 03-01-2007, 01:13 PM

OCM hosts elaborate orgies at his house where he has sex with all the guests. But he only ever invites domesticated animals.

SirLance · 03-01-2007, 02:06 PM

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I saw Sharon's underwear!

Sharon, what's with the boxer shorts?

Charlatan · 03-03-2007, 04:36 AM

Sir Lance enjoys rolling naked in the hay. By himself.

He likes the way it prickles his flesh.

uncle phil · 03-03-2007, 05:26 AM

charlie sleeps with two empty tin cans...covered with two layers of flannel...and bound together with two-sided tape...

Fly · 03-03-2007, 08:45 AM

phil likes silly love songs............and he digs Elton too.

Charlatan · 03-04-2007, 03:09 AM

fly likes to cover his bed in gummi bears and roll naked in them. He never eats them but he does offer them out to guests as a treat.

SirLance · 03-04-2007, 08:36 PM

Charlatan has a special gummi-bear mold, that strongly resembles his first grade teacher...

amonkie · 03-04-2007, 08:52 PM

SirLance is really a ninja from China

SirLance · 03-04-2007, 08:57 PM

Amonkie 是一樣華美像Garbo! 牌子門羅看起來像狒狒!

But, she would never let on.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-06-2007, 11:54 AM

SirLance has yet to give me anything long and hard, even with the Chinese language pack. (What the hell was that supposed to mean, anyway?)

SirLance · 03-06-2007, 12:54 PM

Amonkie is more sultry than Garbo, and makes Monroe look like a beast.

OCM loves things long & hard!

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-06-2007, 01:26 PM

(SIR! You have to make something up that nobody knows yet!)

SirLance was looking out his window the other night and thought he saw a fairy. When he went out to investigate he discovered his neighbor, putting up listening equipment, and as quiet as a mouse he snuck back inside. The very idea of being heard made him...very excited.

Fremen · 03-06-2007, 06:09 PM

crazymod makes a mean plate of pasta.
If you don't eat it all, it kicks your ass.

mixedmedia · 03-06-2007, 06:35 PM

Fremen has a recurring dream about tying Simon Cowell to a chair and force-feeding him pasta until he actually turns into a pasta noodle and is eaten by Dom DeLuise with a nice vodka sauce.

Sharon · 03-07-2007, 11:11 AM

mixedmedia has a secret dream of owning a penis, and violently boning all the men who have ever done her wrong.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-07-2007, 11:24 AM

Sharon "owns" a penis, but isn't as satisfied with it as she thought she'd be.

02-20-2007, 12:12 AM	#7801 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Mixedmedia has been experimenting in body painting. She started with coating her breasts with paint, and leaving an impression on the canvas, to completely soaking her entire body in many colors, and flinging herself into her art. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

02-20-2007, 05:11 AM	#7802 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	777 has unusually large hands. He tries to hide them by wearing unusually large suits. Unfortunately it makes his head look large. So he wears a lot of hats to compensate. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-20-2007, 03:10 PM	#7804 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	As Sharon sensuously stroked her amazingly hairless ass the other night (driving tfpers crazy) she discovered it wasn't intact. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-20-2007, 03:55 PM	#7805 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Ocm? ain't right... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-20-2007, 05:54 PM	#7806 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Agreed, and a public apology. uncle phil harbors a strange fear of Prince, or whatever he's called this year. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-20-2007, 12:45 PM	#7803 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Charlatan on the other hand has a large glove and a large hat, suggesting that he is generally "large". And although size matters, Charlatan has kept his 'size' a well-kept secret...

02-21-2007, 05:07 AM	#7807 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	OCM is Prince.

02-21-2007, 08:07 AM	#7808 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Sharon likes to sit for days and stare at the wall. When asked why all she as to say about it is, "I love my wall." Her parents think she just a little weird but they love her anyway. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-21-2007, 01:42 PM	#7809 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Sweating in the tropics, Charlatan has reconsidered the meanings of his "bad" dreams; sometimes they feel so GOOD! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-21-2007, 06:16 PM	#7810 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	OCM? Is NOT Prince. OCM? is Carl Jung's great great grandson, Nottingham Wilbert Jung. Yes indeedy, ladies and gents, OCM is Not Wil Jung.... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-21-2007, 06:37 PM	#7811 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Sir Lance once took hallucinogens with some natives in Bora Bora and he has yet to figure out why he woke up with a squid in his underwear. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

02-22-2007, 02:45 PM	#7812 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the mixed one has a kilt in her closet for those "special" occasions... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-22-2007, 03:57 PM	#7813 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Thrice daily... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-22-2007, 10:47 PM	#7814 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Ocm? once beat a Canadian toker on the ass at a roofer's convention. __________________ Google

02-23-2007, 05:22 AM	#7815 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen is actually the most sensitive cow-tipper in Texas. He lays a mattress down so the cows don't hurt themselves when they fall.

02-23-2007, 05:41 AM	#7816 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	........then joe comes along and has his way with the cows. freak and Fre......who might you be refering too? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-23-2007, 06:09 AM	#7817 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Fly had a secret marriage when he was 14 to a Danish contortionist who worked in a sideshow. They lived blissfully in her carnival trailer for a short while until one deep, dark night his parents whisked him away without his even having an opportunity to say farewell to his demanding yet flexible lover. Now, even years later, he is still aroused whenever he sees posable action figures and Gumby dolls. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

02-23-2007, 07:32 AM	#7818 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	mixedmedia wears prada __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-23-2007, 07:44 AM	#7819 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	OCM's big secret is that he is not human __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-23-2007, 07:49 AM	#7820 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Charlatan has volumes of detailed maturbation journals that he has kept since he was a child. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

02-23-2007, 07:59 AM	#7821 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	mixedmedia has been rummaging through my journals. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-23-2007, 08:26 AM	#7822 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Charlatan's journals might have masturbation reminiscences in them, but they also contain flowers and butterflies. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-28-2007, 07:05 PM	#7823 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Flowers and butterflies are OCM?'s favorite sexual fantasies... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-28-2007, 07:18 PM	#7824 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	And? SirLance likes making stuff up but won't hop a plane because he's afraid of flying. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-01-2007, 01:13 PM	#7825 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	OCM hosts elaborate orgies at his house where he has sex with all the guests. But he only ever invites domesticated animals.

03-01-2007, 02:06 PM	#7826 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Teacher, teacher, I declare, I saw Sharon's underwear! Sharon, what's with the boxer shorts? __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-03-2007, 04:36 AM	#7827 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Sir Lance enjoys rolling naked in the hay. By himself. He likes the way it prickles his flesh. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-03-2007, 05:26 AM	#7828 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	charlie sleeps with two empty tin cans...covered with two layers of flannel...and bound together with two-sided tape... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-03-2007, 08:45 AM	#7829 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil likes silly love songs............and he digs Elton too. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-04-2007, 03:09 AM	#7830 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	fly likes to cover his bed in gummi bears and roll naked in them. He never eats them but he does offer them out to guests as a treat. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-04-2007, 08:36 PM	#7831 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Charlatan has a special gummi-bear mold, that strongly resembles his first grade teacher... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-04-2007, 08:52 PM	#7832 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	SirLance is really a ninja from China __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

03-04-2007, 08:57 PM	#7833 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Amonkie 是一樣華美像Garbo! 牌子門羅看起來像狒狒! But, she would never let on. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-06-2007, 11:54 AM	#7834 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	SirLance has yet to give me anything long and hard, even with the Chinese language pack. (What the hell was that supposed to mean, anyway?) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-06-2007, 12:54 PM	#7835 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Amonkie is more sultry than Garbo, and makes Monroe look like a beast. OCM loves things long & hard! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.