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Old 10-02-2008, 04:12 AM   #8161 (permalink)
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Old 10-02-2008, 04:32 AM   #8162 (permalink)
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Old 10-02-2008, 10:24 AM   #8163 (permalink)
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Old 10-02-2008, 12:03 PM   #8164 (permalink)
eats puppies and shits rainbows
 
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ottopilot is a commie pig. With herpes.
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Old 10-02-2008, 03:00 PM   #8165 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Old 10-02-2008, 07:35 PM   #8166 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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OCM killed Mothra... oh no there goes Tokyo.
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Old 10-02-2008, 07:38 PM   #8167 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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Old 10-02-2008, 09:03 PM   #8168 (permalink)
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
 
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller
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Old 10-03-2008, 02:12 AM   #8169 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 10-03-2008, 02:22 AM   #8170 (permalink)
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uncle phil was the inspriation for Ann Landers's term, "funny uncle".

Funny that way.
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Old 10-03-2008, 02:00 PM   #8171 (permalink)
 
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Poppinjay ..oh heck..I can't think of anything to say.
ummm his secret is that he is ....
shoot...I'll tell y'all later...cuz it's a good one,
I promise.




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Ring enjoys Dane Cook comedy specials.


Sorry, Ring.
I don't know who Dane Cook is, but apology 'cepted anyway

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Old 10-03-2008, 07:51 PM   #8172 (permalink)
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ring is the reason why George is a curious little monkey.
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Old 10-04-2008, 04:08 AM   #8173 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 10-04-2008, 04:51 AM   #8174 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Old 10-04-2008, 06:15 AM   #8175 (permalink)
 
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People say to Fly, " I wish I could be a little human on your wall sometimes."
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Old 10-04-2008, 10:16 AM   #8176 (permalink)
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
 
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ring passes out on the lawn, too.
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller
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Old 10-04-2008, 06:36 PM   #8177 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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SSJTWIZTA thinks he has a corner.
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Old 10-06-2008, 06:44 PM   #8178 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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All the Z's that come out of OCM's head at night are stuffed to capacity in various closets around the house.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:18 PM   #8179 (permalink)
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When no one's in the house...ottopilot snacks on Doritos and cottage cheese.
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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:44 PM   #8180 (permalink)
loving the curves
 
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Baraka Guru is building a spaceship in his basement. He watched Wallace & Grommit, and now has a hankering for some of that Moon cheese.

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Old 10-06-2008, 09:15 PM   #8181 (permalink)
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Kramus was one of those that got raped by a seaturtle in the 80s.
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Old 10-07-2008, 02:43 AM   #8182 (permalink)
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luc had an original thought...once...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-07-2008, 04:29 AM   #8183 (permalink)
sufferable
 
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unka phil will sometimes just out of the blue sing happy birthday to his wife in his best monroe voice and do a little wiggle. (I imagine she gives a little squeal.)
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Old 10-07-2008, 05:30 AM   #8184 (permalink)
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girldetective refuses to choose Jiff.
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Old 10-07-2008, 06:17 AM   #8185 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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ottopilot tastes better than he sounds.
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Old 10-07-2008, 06:20 AM   #8186 (permalink)
 
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Ourcrazymodern?, has the most amazing taste buds.
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Old 10-07-2008, 06:29 AM   #8187 (permalink)
You had me at hello
 
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You can find Ring around the rosie.

And sometimes around the tub.
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Old 10-07-2008, 04:11 PM   #8188 (permalink)
Fly
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PJ wears ginch to bed........
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Old 10-07-2008, 05:20 PM   #8189 (permalink)
sufferable
 
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Fly explodes upon the scene
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:38 AM   #8190 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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girldetective has some trouble staying undercover.
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Old 10-08-2008, 12:53 PM   #8191 (permalink)
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ocm? owns a blackberry...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-08-2008, 01:45 PM   #8192 (permalink)
sufferable
 
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the unk is a geo slut
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Old 10-08-2008, 01:56 PM   #8193 (permalink)
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what is a "geo?"
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-08-2008, 02:12 PM   #8194 (permalink)
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uncle phil keeps a finger on the pulse of today's edgy hispter slang
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Old 10-08-2008, 02:54 PM   #8195 (permalink)
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Ottopilot drives a Ford Pinto.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:32 PM   #8196 (permalink)
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/me still wonders what is a "geo..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:45 PM   #8197 (permalink)
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unka phil is a geography slut, and I suspect the winner of a spelling bee in his youth.
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:40 PM   #8198 (permalink)
Fly
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GD dosen't even have a freakin' mahnifying glass...........


.......and yes...........iv'e beeen drinking
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:04 PM   #8199 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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fly is a teetotaller... he just plays a beer-drinking, dope-smoking fiend on the Internet.
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Old 10-10-2008, 02:00 AM   #8200 (permalink)
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Charlatan hasn't slept in weeks, having to feed his addiction to images of Joan Rivers.
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