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BadNick · 04-18-2008, 10:59 AM

this is jewels in disguise playing wii golf

uncle phil · 04-18-2008, 01:45 PM

badnick once banged his head around the inside of the liberty bell...

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-01-2008, 05:52 PM

unclephil claimed he pissed on my foot.

blahblah454 · 05-01-2008, 06:23 PM

OCM is actually a top secret agent... and may possibly kill me for revealing this.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-02-2008, 07:41 AM

blahblah454 doesn't know the meaning of "blahblah".

Merci, blahblah!

Fly · 05-03-2008, 05:36 AM

OCM pisses in the shower

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-03-2008, 10:35 PM

I like to do it standing up.

Fly enjoys the lime light.

Poppinjay · 05-09-2008, 10:29 AM

Spiders are pretty much standing up all the time, aren't they? Which explains why OurCrazyModern shot both Lincoln and Kennedy.

uncle phil · 05-09-2008, 12:29 PM

pop sees clouds in his coffee...

jewels · 05-09-2008, 03:12 PM

You thought Marilyn was dead? Uncle Phil keeps her in his basement so she won't age prematurely.

uncle phil · 05-09-2008, 03:44 PM

jewels is so vain...

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-09-2008, 05:41 PM

uncle phil is not.

jewels · 05-10-2008, 02:22 AM

OCM is an armed guard at Fort Knox.

Jetée · 05-10-2008, 11:01 AM

jewels produces and distributes her own milk (with captured cows) - tax-free.

ring · 05-10-2008, 11:36 AM

Jetee,spreads joy and color,to any and everyone, who is fortunate enough,to meet him.

uncle phil · 05-10-2008, 11:54 AM

ring spreads her own brand of joy, to each and every one of us...

Jetée · 05-10-2008, 12:04 PM

spreading about like an eagle, unclephil extends a chummy and lighthearted phrase to exact a thought we all had precisely...

uncle phil · 05-11-2008, 02:33 AM

the jet longs to be known as a shark...

paddyjoe · 05-11-2008, 05:03 AM

old-timer phil might be one of the only people around who knows what that means.....

besides me...

crap!

uncle phil · 05-11-2008, 10:05 AM

and pj's a jet all the way...

ring · 05-11-2008, 03:42 PM

If we could bottle uncle phil's patience, wisdom and humor,
the world would not lack for anything.

uncle phil · 05-11-2008, 03:44 PM

ring makes my ego 'splode...

Poppinjay · 05-13-2008, 08:36 AM

Uncle Phil touched me in an indecent place. I liked it at first, but the preferred my Aunt Phil do the touching. Then... WOW. She gives good touch.

Fly · 05-13-2008, 10:50 AM

poppinjay only pops pills

uncle phil · 05-13-2008, 11:20 AM

fly once poured out half a bottle of cold beer onto the sidewalk for no apparent reason...

lotsofmagnets · 05-13-2008, 03:34 PM

uncle phil told the fbi that kid was his nephew.....

Grasshopper Green · 05-13-2008, 05:02 PM

lotsofmagnets is a 13 year old living at home, but due to his his intellectual, stimulating conversation has fooled the entire TFP.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-13-2008, 05:55 PM

Medusa has an interesting hair-do.

ring · 05-17-2008, 06:12 AM

I can't tell because I promised to keep it a secret.
I hear it is a gustatory delectable delight,
and will try some soon.

uncle phil · 05-18-2008, 10:16 AM

ring thinks more than two people can keep a secret...

jewels · 09-30-2008, 08:16 AM

Uncle Phil enjoys swimming with the sharks.

abaya · 09-30-2008, 08:21 AM

jewels is Billy Jean's lover

uncle phil · 09-30-2008, 10:14 AM

abaya remembers "The Legend of Billie Jean..."

The Legend of Billie Jean - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-30-2008, 11:10 AM

ELP might know where we're going with this...or else I can't believe he doesn't.

ring · 09-30-2008, 12:27 PM

Ourcrazymodern? has deep secret places that have a
"do not disturb," sign on them.

(and that is just as is should be, and okay..and all that.)

RetroGunslinger · 09-30-2008, 02:06 PM

Ring enjoys Dane Cook comedy specials.

Sorry, Ring.

uncle phil · 10-01-2008, 02:44 AM

RG is a pacifist...

paddyjoe · 10-01-2008, 03:34 AM

uncle phil buys and collects Marilyn farts off e-bay. He stores 'em in the glove box of his 'vette, and only lets his 'special' friends smell them.

uncle phil · 10-02-2008, 02:06 AM

pj wishes he had bought said 'vette before i sold it last weekend...

(sorry, joe, but it was time...gonna miss her...)

Fly · 10-02-2008, 03:34 AM

uncle phil lost his marbles and sold his vette

04-18-2008, 01:45 PM	#8122 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	badnick once banged his head around the inside of the liberty bell... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-01-2008, 05:52 PM	#8123 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	unclephil claimed he pissed on my foot. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-02-2008, 07:41 AM	#8125 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	blahblah454 doesn't know the meaning of "blahblah". Merci, blahblah! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-03-2008, 05:36 AM	#8126 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	OCM pisses in the shower __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-03-2008, 10:35 PM	#8127 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I like to do it standing up. Fly enjoys the lime light. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-18-2008, 10:59 AM	#8121 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this is jewels in disguise playing wii golf

05-01-2008, 06:23 PM	#8124 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	OCM is actually a top secret agent... and may possibly kill me for revealing this.

05-09-2008, 10:29 AM	#8128 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Spiders are pretty much standing up all the time, aren't they? Which explains why OurCrazyModern shot both Lincoln and Kennedy. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

05-09-2008, 12:29 PM	#8129 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pop sees clouds in his coffee... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-09-2008, 03:12 PM	#8130 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	You thought Marilyn was dead? Uncle Phil keeps her in his basement so she won't age prematurely. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-09-2008, 03:44 PM	#8131 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	jewels is so vain... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-09-2008, 05:41 PM	#8132 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	uncle phil is not. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-10-2008, 02:22 AM	#8133 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	OCM is an armed guard at Fort Knox. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-10-2008, 11:01 AM	#8134 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	jewels produces and distributes her own milk (with captured cows) - tax-free. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-10-2008, 11:36 AM	#8135 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Jetee,spreads joy and color,to any and everyone, who is fortunate enough,to meet him.

05-13-2008, 03:34 PM	#8146 (permalink)
lotsofmagnets Upright Location: reykjavík, iceland	uncle phil told the fbi that kid was his nephew..... __________________ mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

05-13-2008, 05:02 PM	#8147 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	lotsofmagnets is a 13 year old living at home, but due to his his intellectual, stimulating conversation has fooled the entire TFP. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

05-10-2008, 11:54 AM	#8136 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ring spreads her own brand of joy, to each and every one of us... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-10-2008, 12:04 PM	#8137 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	spreading about like an eagle, unclephil extends a chummy and lighthearted phrase to exact a thought we all had precisely... __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-11-2008, 02:33 AM	#8138 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the jet longs to be known as a shark... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-11-2008, 05:03 AM	#8139 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	old-timer phil might be one of the only people around who knows what that means..... besides me... crap!

05-11-2008, 10:05 AM	#8140 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and pj's a jet all the way... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-11-2008, 03:42 PM	#8141 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	If we could bottle uncle phil's patience, wisdom and humor, the world would not lack for anything.

05-11-2008, 03:44 PM	#8142 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ring makes my ego 'splode... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-13-2008, 08:36 AM	#8143 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Uncle Phil touched me in an indecent place. I liked it at first, but the preferred my Aunt Phil do the touching. Then... WOW. She gives good touch. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

05-13-2008, 10:50 AM	#8144 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	poppinjay only pops pills __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-13-2008, 11:20 AM	#8145 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly once poured out half a bottle of cold beer onto the sidewalk for no apparent reason... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-13-2008, 05:55 PM	#8148 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Medusa has an interesting hair-do. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-17-2008, 06:12 AM	#8149 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I can't tell because I promised to keep it a secret. I hear it is a gustatory delectable delight, and will try some soon.

05-18-2008, 10:16 AM	#8150 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ring thinks more than two people can keep a secret... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-30-2008, 08:16 AM	#8151 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Uncle Phil enjoys swimming with the sharks. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-30-2008, 08:21 AM	#8152 (permalink)
abaya Location: Iceland	jewels is Billy Jean's lover __________________ And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran

09-30-2008, 10:14 AM	#8153 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	abaya remembers "The Legend of Billie Jean..." The Legend of Billie Jean - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-30-2008, 11:10 AM	#8154 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	ELP might know where we're going with this...or else I can't believe he doesn't. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-30-2008, 12:27 PM	#8155 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Ourcrazymodern? has deep secret places that have a "do not disturb," sign on them. (and that is just as is should be, and okay..and all that.)

09-30-2008, 02:06 PM	#8156 (permalink)
RetroGunslinger eats puppies and shits rainbows Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA	Ring enjoys Dane Cook comedy specials. Sorry, Ring. __________________ It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay. M.B. Keene

10-01-2008, 02:44 AM	#8157 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	RG is a pacifist... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.