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Old 09-07-2007, 05:50 PM   #8041 (permalink)
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*I* am your father.

Phil, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your swing. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined handicaps, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the links.
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:00 PM   #8042 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger is not really beef, but a tantalizing venison-lamb blend....
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:17 PM   #8043 (permalink)
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Location: Canton, Ohio
Midnight is so named because if you feed her after midnight she turns into a gremlin. Not just any gremlin, however, a singing and dancing gremlin. She dresses herself in a pair of bibbies over a ruffly shirt and sings the lollipop give song from the Wizard of Oz.
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:49 PM   #8044 (permalink)
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Did you see Men in Black? You know that jewelry store owner that has "The Galaxy" on his cat's collar, and when they have him in the morgue and his face opens up and its really this little tiny alien sitting in the guys head moving him around like a robot? well..... *points at Lady Sage's Avatar & whispers "shes in there"*
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Old 09-07-2007, 07:19 PM   #8045 (permalink)
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Midnight has a penchant for eating capers whilst naked in the rain (on it's own this is not a bad thing but she really only likes to do on the lawn at City Hall).
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Old 09-08-2007, 06:43 AM   #8046 (permalink)
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Location: Grand Rapids
Charlatan is in the midst of his one man show of Harry S Truman paying homage to Hal Holbrook.
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Old 09-08-2007, 07:05 AM   #8047 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Renaissance wears contacts "AND" glasses at the same time.
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Old 09-08-2007, 08:03 AM   #8048 (permalink)
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Fly finally showed up for the anti-war protest, only to discover that we left Vietnam in 1975...
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Old 09-08-2007, 12:06 PM   #8049 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
SirLance has never had a bad dream.
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:51 PM   #8050 (permalink)
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OCMs avatar is actually OCMs real picture.
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Old 09-08-2007, 07:10 PM   #8051 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
If you could see UV...

Lady Sage pretends that bugs have computer access.

Can't damn her for that!
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Old 09-10-2007, 01:26 AM   #8052 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
Ourcrazy spends his weekends working on his elocution.

Unfortunately, he misunderstood and bought wiresnippers and copper wire.
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Old 09-10-2007, 05:36 AM   #8053 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
How did you know that?

Fremen's connection to the universe is intact, having taken spice for the last 150 years.
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Old 09-13-2007, 02:44 PM   #8054 (permalink)
Upright
 
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Location: Pigseye, MN
OCM has a son who could quite possibly be the most intelligent person in the world, and is also handsome and funny.

Now thats a deep dark secret!
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Old 09-14-2007, 04:39 AM   #8055 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
I can't deny that one.

Eeeraq makes joyful noises everywhere he goes. His fellow human beings often look at him oddly.
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Old 02-19-2008, 01:04 AM   #8056 (permalink)
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OCM likes to press flowers.
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Old 02-19-2008, 03:56 AM   #8057 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Location: upstate
charlie hangs upside-down from the rafters at least once a week...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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you both get dirty;
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Old 02-19-2008, 07:00 AM   #8058 (permalink)
 
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Uncle Phil has been caught driving without a licentious.
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Old 02-19-2008, 12:05 PM   #8059 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Location: upstate
ring listens to late 50s do-wop music...(not that that's a bad thing...)


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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Last edited by uncle phil; 02-19-2008 at 12:18 PM..
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Old 02-19-2008, 01:42 PM   #8060 (permalink)
 
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Location: ❤
Uncle phil has his finger on the pulse....
he knows stuff...
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Old 02-19-2008, 05:56 PM   #8061 (permalink)
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Location: Lion City
ring's user name comes, not from her love of shiny metal finger adornments but rather from her penchant for cultivating ring worm on her arms.
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:46 AM   #8062 (permalink)
 
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Charlatan has a propensity for collecting mixed-nutcases.
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Old 02-20-2008, 01:07 PM   #8063 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Location: upstate
ring also sings...about things...


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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:54 PM   #8064 (permalink)
Fly
see the links to my music?
 
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
phil.............has a crush on lady Dinah-Moe.


actually his crush is on frank zappa............the dinah-moe part is just a cover eh...........
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Old 02-20-2008, 07:21 PM   #8065 (permalink)
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fly craves Dinty-Moore Beef Stew.
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Old 02-21-2008, 03:44 AM   #8066 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Location: upstate
charlie once drove his chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 02-21-2008, 04:23 AM   #8067 (permalink)
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Location: Central Central Florida
Uncle Phil was the premiere guide and President of the Magical Mystery Tour.
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Old 02-21-2008, 08:39 AM   #8068 (permalink)
 
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Location: ❤
jewels443 actually has fourhundred and forty four rubies in her slippers.
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Old 02-21-2008, 08:49 AM   #8069 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Location: Northcoast
ring loves to talk trash, but unfortunately has to resort to his Thesaurus when confronted with words like 'biatch'.......
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Old 02-21-2008, 08:56 AM   #8070 (permalink)
 
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(A Thesaurus is a 'girls' best dinosaur.......)

Paddyjoe loves to paddle around in rice-paddies.
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Old 02-27-2008, 12:51 PM   #8071 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Location: upstate
ring still thinks david bowie is going to rescue her...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:12 PM   #8072 (permalink)
 
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Location: ❤
Oh my, my maestro, but he has.

uncle phil, always keeps an even keel, and has taught others to do so,
even when he's about to keel over.
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:07 PM   #8073 (permalink)
 
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Location: ❤
ring has capitulated the fact that her corporeal consistancy,

shall be catapulted to the next level of crapulousness,
if her cranium cannot counter-act and cremate the crazy crescendo that,
crenalates crass, craftY cox-wains,
to a covenator who has combly courageous countenence.

CAPICE?
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:27 PM   #8074 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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you go, girl...literally...

(crenelated catapult...wow!!!)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:12 AM   #8075 (permalink)
Eponymous
 
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Location: Central Central Florida
Uncle Phil has a part-time as a gas station attendant in Pahokee, Florida, so he can croon Engelbert Humperdinck tunes to unsuspecting native women.
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:18 PM   #8076 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
Jewels443 is one of those unsuspecting natives.
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:34 PM   #8077 (permalink)
 
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Ourcrazymodern? has a coffee cup that matches the colors of his eyes.
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Old 03-03-2008, 04:29 AM   #8078 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Location: upstate
ring still has a plastic curtain around her claw-foot bathtub...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 03-03-2008, 04:47 AM   #8079 (permalink)
 
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unclephil has trained his rooster to wake him up before the sun rises.
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Old 03-03-2008, 06:41 AM   #8080 (permalink)
Fly
see the links to my music?
 
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
actually my rooster is screaming bloody murder right now......



ring-a-ring-a-rooooooo



so yeah.......ring likes cocks.
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