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Zephyr66 · 08-25-2005, 06:54 AM

Daoust has a family of mexicans living in his underpants drawer because he believes it will somehow keep them fresh

Charlatan · 08-25-2005, 10:29 AM

Fremen is a spare Mexican.

Fremen · 08-25-2005, 10:30 AM

Zephyr66 is into pilfering underwear drawers to find out how fresh they are.
He keeps any spare Mexicans he finds.

uncle phil · 08-25-2005, 11:04 AM

charlie wiped his hands on joe's shirt after eating all those greasy, gooey ribs in the roch...

Charlatan · 08-25-2005, 12:06 PM

shhhhhh....

phil doesn't know what he's talking about.

Giant Hamburger · 08-25-2005, 04:37 PM

Charlatan has caused a warp in the space-time continuum.

cj2112 · 08-25-2005, 04:40 PM

Giant Hamburger wishes he were an oscar meyer wiener

shazbotus · 08-25-2005, 04:57 PM

cj2112 IS an oscar meyer weiner...or is it wiener...either way, cj2112 is also a whiner...

SirLance · 08-26-2005, 08:05 AM

Shazbotus sleeps with his remote controls because he is afraid space aliens will modify them so they only tune PBS.

Daoust · 08-26-2005, 08:39 AM

SirLance entertains senior citizens with his off the cuff, irreverent versions of "Down By The Bay"

Charlatan · 08-26-2005, 08:58 AM

Daoust likes to get naked and dream of the provincial leaders of Canada accidentaly walking in on him... "Oops," he'd say. And then a pillow fight would breakout until it devolved into everyone tickling Ralph Klien until he puked...

Ah good times.

JumpinJesus · 08-26-2005, 10:23 PM

Charlatan likes to pretend he's a pillow being used in said pillow fight.

Fremen · 08-26-2005, 11:10 PM

JJ once had a pillow fight with Sally Jessy Raphael. He won 2 out of 3 bouts.

Johnny Pyro · 08-27-2005, 12:17 AM

Fremen is the founder of the very first, growing by the minute, and still going strong, " Pauly Shore Fan Club." Some refer to it as the PSFC. Thank you.

Charlatan · 08-27-2005, 05:46 AM

Johnny Pyro is Pauly Shore.

Fly · 08-27-2005, 08:36 AM

Charlie don't know shit

.....so don't ask him.

Johnny Pyro · 08-27-2005, 10:28 AM

Flyman likes to get baked and watch "Punky Brewster" season one on dvd. Punky power!

Charlatan · 08-27-2005, 11:47 AM

Johnny Pyro likes to go downtown and ask people for directions. He likes the human contact.

Fremen · 08-27-2005, 01:58 PM

Charlie seasons his meat with porcupine droppings and cumin.
That's his big grilling secret.

paddyjoe · 08-27-2005, 03:04 PM

Fremen is always willing to supply the 'cumin'.

Fly · 08-28-2005, 10:20 AM

internet porn star freaky joe here likes to wrap himself in toilet paper and have his boyfriends undue him ticket by ticket............he likes it slow eh.

Zephyr66 · 08-28-2005, 10:41 AM

Flyman is neither a fly nor a man.

shazbotus · 08-28-2005, 11:34 AM

Zephyr, however, is actually a fly.

Fremen · 08-28-2005, 06:40 PM

shazbotus likes to double-bag it on Wednesdays, if you know what I mean.

Zephyr66 · 08-28-2005, 09:19 PM

Fremen hopes somebody does know what he means, because he sure doesn't.

SirLance · 08-29-2005, 11:33 AM

Johnny Pyro regularly posts letters to the Easter Bunny.

Johnny Pyro · 08-29-2005, 11:33 AM

Zephyr66 still thinks Santa Claus is real. I just don't have the heart to tell him. *SIGH*

uncle phil · 08-29-2005, 03:53 PM

sirlance is willing to pay REAL dollars for a pair of designer sleeper jammies...

SirLance · 08-30-2005, 09:19 AM

...but only if they have the trap door...

Uncle Phil has a vast collection of "Dorothy" shoes from the Wizard of Oz. He dresses up as the Cowardly Lion and tap dances in them...

Fremen · 08-30-2005, 03:41 PM

SirLance recently purloined the original pair of Ruby Slippers so phil couldn't get his mitts on them.

uncle phil · 08-30-2005, 04:52 PM

/me thinks fre had a "hand" in that "purloining..."

Charlatan · 08-31-2005, 05:58 AM

UnclePhil likes to take long walks in the forest dressed up like Hansel... He dreams that one day he will find his Gretel and they will discover the joy of getting lost and living in a house made of candy.

Sadly, all he ever gets is a cold.

Fremen · 08-31-2005, 11:17 AM

Charlie often abuses himself to the tune of $50 a pop. ($150 CDN)
That's right, folks, he charges himself.

Charlatan · 08-31-2005, 11:39 AM

Fremen really is a moist bint...

Ok maybe that isn't such a deep, dark secret...

SirLance · 08-31-2005, 12:22 PM

Charlie likes to dress up in a long gown with a tiara and sceptre and go about acting graciously towards his furniture.

uncle phil · 08-31-2005, 01:09 PM

this morning, sirlance couldn't get the flap unbuttoned in time...

SirLance · 08-31-2005, 01:13 PM

...because Uncle Phil kept getting in the way...

Tophat665 · 08-31-2005, 03:06 PM

Sir Lance is a really great singer. If you like Falco.

Fremen · 08-31-2005, 04:38 PM

Toppy spends time at the drugstore hoping embarrassed boyfriends ask for his help picking out feminine healthcare products.

bernadette · 08-31-2005, 06:12 PM

Fremen has a pet zit on his butt. He named it after Astrocloud.

08-25-2005, 10:29 AM	#6042 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen is a spare Mexican. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-25-2005, 10:30 AM	#6043 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Zephyr66 is into pilfering underwear drawers to find out how fresh they are. He keeps any spare Mexicans he finds. __________________ Google

08-25-2005, 11:04 AM	#6044 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	charlie wiped his hands on joe's shirt after eating all those greasy, gooey ribs in the roch... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-25-2005, 12:06 PM	#6045 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	shhhhhh.... phil doesn't know what he's talking about. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-26-2005, 08:05 AM	#6049 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Shazbotus sleeps with his remote controls because he is afraid space aliens will modify them so they only tune PBS. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-25-2005, 06:54 AM	#6041 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	Daoust has a family of mexicans living in his underpants drawer because he believes it will somehow keep them fresh

08-25-2005, 04:37 PM	#6046 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Charlatan has caused a warp in the space-time continuum.

08-25-2005, 04:40 PM	#6047 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	Giant Hamburger wishes he were an oscar meyer wiener

08-25-2005, 04:57 PM	#6048 (permalink)
shazbotus Tilted Location: Orlando, FL	cj2112 IS an oscar meyer weiner...or is it wiener...either way, cj2112 is also a whiner...

08-26-2005, 08:39 AM	#6050 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	SirLance entertains senior citizens with his off the cuff, irreverent versions of "Down By The Bay" __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

08-26-2005, 08:58 AM	#6051 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Daoust likes to get naked and dream of the provincial leaders of Canada accidentaly walking in on him... "Oops," he'd say. And then a pillow fight would breakout until it devolved into everyone tickling Ralph Klien until he puked... Ah good times. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-26-2005, 10:23 PM	#6052 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Charlatan likes to pretend he's a pillow being used in said pillow fight. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-26-2005, 11:10 PM	#6053 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	JJ once had a pillow fight with Sally Jessy Raphael. He won 2 out of 3 bouts. __________________ Google

08-27-2005, 12:17 AM	#6054 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Fremen is the founder of the very first, growing by the minute, and still going strong, " Pauly Shore Fan Club." Some refer to it as the PSFC. Thank you. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

08-27-2005, 05:46 AM	#6055 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Johnny Pyro is Pauly Shore. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-27-2005, 08:36 AM	#6056 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Charlie don't know shit .....so don't ask him. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-27-2005, 10:28 AM	#6057 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Flyman likes to get baked and watch "Punky Brewster" season one on dvd. Punky power! __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

08-27-2005, 11:47 AM	#6058 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Johnny Pyro likes to go downtown and ask people for directions. He likes the human contact. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-27-2005, 01:58 PM	#6059 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Charlie seasons his meat with porcupine droppings and cumin. That's his big grilling secret. __________________ Google

08-27-2005, 03:04 PM	#6060 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen is always willing to supply the 'cumin'.

08-28-2005, 10:20 AM	#6061 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	internet porn star freaky joe here likes to wrap himself in toilet paper and have his boyfriends undue him ticket by ticket............he likes it slow eh. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-28-2005, 10:41 AM	#6062 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	Flyman is neither a fly nor a man.

08-28-2005, 11:34 AM	#6063 (permalink)
shazbotus Tilted Location: Orlando, FL	Zephyr, however, is actually a fly.

08-28-2005, 06:40 PM	#6064 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	shazbotus likes to double-bag it on Wednesdays, if you know what I mean. __________________ Google

08-28-2005, 09:19 PM	#6065 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	Fremen hopes somebody does know what he means, because he sure doesn't.

08-29-2005, 11:33 AM	#6066 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Johnny Pyro regularly posts letters to the Easter Bunny. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-29-2005, 11:33 AM	#6067 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Zephyr66 still thinks Santa Claus is real. I just don't have the heart to tell him. SIGH __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

08-29-2005, 03:53 PM	#6068 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sirlance is willing to pay REAL dollars for a pair of designer sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-30-2005, 09:19 AM	#6069 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	...but only if they have the trap door... Uncle Phil has a vast collection of "Dorothy" shoes from the Wizard of Oz. He dresses up as the Cowardly Lion and tap dances in them... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-30-2005, 03:41 PM	#6070 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	SirLance recently purloined the original pair of Ruby Slippers so phil couldn't get his mitts on them. __________________ Google

08-30-2005, 04:52 PM	#6071 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me thinks fre had a "hand" in that "purloining..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-31-2005, 05:58 AM	#6072 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	UnclePhil likes to take long walks in the forest dressed up like Hansel... He dreams that one day he will find his Gretel and they will discover the joy of getting lost and living in a house made of candy. Sadly, all he ever gets is a cold. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-31-2005, 11:17 AM	#6073 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Charlie often abuses himself to the tune of $50 a pop. ($150 CDN) That's right, folks, he charges himself. __________________ Google

08-31-2005, 11:39 AM	#6074 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen really is a moist bint... Ok maybe that isn't such a deep, dark secret... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-31-2005, 12:22 PM	#6075 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Charlie likes to dress up in a long gown with a tiara and sceptre and go about acting graciously towards his furniture. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.