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Old 04-22-2004, 12:57 PM   #3801 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:59 PM   #3802 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2004, 06:45 AM   #3803 (permalink)
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Location: Peetster's house.
bparker,That old man wasnt really the hamburglar,He just told you that to get you to take off your pants. (Hey, it worked didn't it?)

Bparker told me once after a late night conversation that he wished he was pretty,with big bleached blond hair and fake eyelashes,He said it was impossible to get himself off without feeling his own legs in pantyhose.He told me in a past life that He was Betty Davis even,and he just wanted to dance,dance, and dance.I swore not tell,and sent him a care package of silk, fishnets, lipstick,and vaseline.... anyway.

He will never be as pretty in my panties as his dad and his dads husband were.

: X


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Old 04-23-2004, 11:11 AM   #3804 (permalink)
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the person above me seems to like playing dress-up
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Old 04-23-2004, 12:36 PM   #3805 (permalink)
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fly wants to steal my jammies...
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:24 PM   #3806 (permalink)
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uncle phil can't stand not knowing where all of his beloved sleeper jammies are at any given time, so he electronically tags them before he sells them to the sleepy-jammer public.
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:05 PM   #3807 (permalink)
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fremen used to like to wear his yellow banana suit on the way to the market to pick up a loaf of bread, container of milk and a stick of butter while flipping a nickel in the air.
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Old 04-24-2004, 03:21 PM   #3808 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2004, 05:44 AM   #3809 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2004, 01:56 PM   #3810 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
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Old 05-03-2004, 02:04 PM   #3811 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2004, 09:14 PM   #3812 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2004, 06:49 AM   #3813 (permalink)
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ape123123 just can't quite get to 4............keep tryin' man.
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Old 05-04-2004, 06:51 AM   #3814 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2004, 11:41 AM   #3815 (permalink)
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iamtheone's favorite late night snack is a bowl of mayo with raisins and mashed anchovies. If its a special night, he tops it with liverwurst.
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Old 05-05-2004, 09:22 AM   #3816 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
mml humps a certain cactus 3 times daily.
strange, but true...
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Old 05-05-2004, 09:30 AM   #3817 (permalink)
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bernadette does crazy burlesque shows in her garden by the light of the moon... hoping that one day the ghost of Humphrey Bogart will notice. Amazingly her neighbours have never noticed.
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Old 05-05-2004, 01:38 PM   #3818 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Old 05-05-2004, 03:18 PM   #3819 (permalink)
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Paddyjoe secretly loves to drink Coors Light...
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Old 05-05-2004, 06:33 PM   #3820 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
Charlatan just made paddyjoe spit his Pabst across the room.
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Old 05-05-2004, 06:55 PM   #3821 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Charlatan
Paddyjoe secretly loves to drink Coors Light...



hahahahaaaa.......nice slice man.....(sorry joe..........not really.....)




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Old 05-05-2004, 07:05 PM   #3822 (permalink)
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flyman thinks I have a shitty job.
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Old 05-06-2004, 03:18 AM   #3823 (permalink)
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Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!
Conclamo Ludus, still a secret agent has been told that his job is somewhat on the shitty side
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:37 AM   #3824 (permalink)
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iamtheone is not actually the one
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:40 AM   #3825 (permalink)
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:41 AM   #3826 (permalink)
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cameroncrazy822 is crazy for cameron on the real world.
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:02 AM   #3827 (permalink)
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iamtheone apparently always posts before me on this thread because he feels the need for me to let everyone know all his dirty little secrets - it is sort of like his own Jerry Springer show. Sad, but true.
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:03 AM   #3828 (permalink)
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iamtheone likes to dress up as a schoolgirl and be spanked by a big biker named Hal.

edit: *doh!* I meant mml likes to do that...
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:07 AM   #3829 (permalink)
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On the weekends Redgirl dresses up as a big biker named Hal.


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Old 05-06-2004, 10:08 AM   #3830 (permalink)
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Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!
that's ok.... the more the better you two.



Lets see:

mml enjoys TV dinners on a hot summer night in his boxers watching reruns of what's happenin' while he gently strokes his G unit.

Redgirl enjoys tying myself up to a bed late at night and plays tongue games with my man muscle.

EDITloves redheads)
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:09 AM   #3831 (permalink)
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iamtheone and mml have both met, and liked, my alternate persona Hal.
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:13 AM   #3832 (permalink)
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redgirl: alternate persona is Hal.
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:17 AM   #3833 (permalink)
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iamtheone has man boobs and he can lick his own nipples, while Hal watches.
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:19 AM   #3834 (permalink)
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redgirl likes to pleasure herself while she watches Hal lick his own nipples from his saggy man breast.
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:20 AM   #3835 (permalink)
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No, no, silly. I'M Hal! You have the man boobs!! I have REAL BOOBS!! And they're not saggy, dammit!

iamtheone (not so) secretly wishes he was Hal.
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:32 AM   #3836 (permalink)
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Redgirl likes to confuse impressionist young men with her alter-personalities....

Do man boobs differ from real boobs? I don't think you have real boobs, you need to prove it.
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:35 AM   #3837 (permalink)
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Redgirl likes to be known as Hal which is a.........
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:57 AM   #3838 (permalink)
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iamtheone has a shrine devoted to me in his basement.
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Old 05-06-2004, 12:02 PM   #3839 (permalink)
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bparker805 is the coolest mother fucker I know. Besides Redgirl(aka Hal, who enjoys man boobs)
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Old 05-06-2004, 12:10 PM   #3840 (permalink)
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iamtheone doesnt know this, but I am only the coolest mother fucker because I follow his lead.
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