04-23-2004, 06:45 AM | #3803 (permalink) |
<3 Peetster
Location: Peetster's house.
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bparker,That old man wasnt really the hamburglar,He just told you that to get you to take off your pants. (Hey, it worked didn't it?)
Bparker told me once after a late night conversation that he wished he was pretty,with big bleached blond hair and fake eyelashes,He said it was impossible to get himself off without feeling his own legs in pantyhose.He told me in a past life that He was Betty Davis even,and he just wanted to dance,dance, and dance.I swore not tell,and sent him a care package of silk, fishnets, lipstick,and vaseline.... anyway. He will never be as pretty in my panties as his dad and his dads husband were. : X PfukinS I aint skeeeered.
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04-23-2004, 12:36 PM | #3805 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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fly wants to steal my jammies...
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04-23-2004, 02:24 PM | #3806 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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uncle phil can't stand not knowing where all of his beloved sleeper jammies are at any given time, so he electronically tags them before he sells them to the sleepy-jammer public.
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04-23-2004, 04:05 PM | #3807 (permalink) |
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Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!
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fremen used to like to wear his yellow banana suit on the way to the market to pick up a loaf of bread, container of milk and a stick of butter while flipping a nickel in the air.
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04-24-2004, 03:21 PM | #3808 (permalink) |
Adrift
Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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iamtheone's favorite mode of transport is skipping and he plays jacks and jumprope in his spare time.
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05-03-2004, 05:44 AM | #3809 (permalink) |
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Location: Boston
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mml enjoys snorting red ants and sipping guava juice
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05-03-2004, 02:04 PM | #3811 (permalink) |
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Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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Chingal0 dreams of opening those cans of spam.
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05-04-2004, 11:41 AM | #3815 (permalink) |
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iamtheone's favorite late night snack is a bowl of mayo with raisins and mashed anchovies. If its a special night, he tops it with liverwurst.
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05-05-2004, 09:30 AM | #3817 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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bernadette does crazy burlesque shows in her garden by the light of the moon... hoping that one day the ghost of Humphrey Bogart will notice. Amazingly her neighbours have never noticed.
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05-05-2004, 06:55 PM | #3821 (permalink) | |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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hahahahaaaa.......nice slice man.....(sorry joe..........not really.....) C Ludas is the head waiter at hooters. |
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05-06-2004, 10:02 AM | #3827 (permalink) |
Adrift
Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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iamtheone apparently always posts before me on this thread because he feels the need for me to let everyone know all his dirty little secrets - it is sort of like his own Jerry Springer show. Sad, but true.
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05-06-2004, 10:03 AM | #3828 (permalink) |
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Location: Native America
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iamtheone likes to dress up as a schoolgirl and be spanked by a big biker named Hal.
edit: *doh!* I meant mml likes to do that...
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05-06-2004, 10:07 AM | #3829 (permalink) |
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On the weekends Redgirl dresses up as a big biker named Hal.
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05-06-2004, 10:08 AM | #3830 (permalink) |
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Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!
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that's ok.... the more the better you two.
Lets see: mml enjoys TV dinners on a hot summer night in his boxers watching reruns of what's happenin' while he gently strokes his G unit. Redgirl enjoys tying myself up to a bed late at night and plays tongue games with my man muscle. EDITloves redheads)
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05-06-2004, 10:09 AM | #3831 (permalink) |
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iamtheone and mml have both met, and liked, my alternate persona Hal.
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05-06-2004, 10:17 AM | #3833 (permalink) |
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iamtheone has man boobs and he can lick his own nipples, while Hal watches.
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05-06-2004, 10:19 AM | #3834 (permalink) |
Psychoholic
Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!
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redgirl likes to pleasure herself while she watches Hal lick his own nipples from his saggy man breast.
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05-06-2004, 11:20 AM | #3835 (permalink) |
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Location: Native America
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No, no, silly. I'M Hal! You have the man boobs!! I have REAL BOOBS!! And they're not saggy, dammit!
iamtheone (not so) secretly wishes he was Hal.
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05-06-2004, 11:32 AM | #3836 (permalink) |
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Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!
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Redgirl likes to confuse impressionist young men with her alter-personalities....
Do man boobs differ from real boobs? I don't think you have real boobs, you need to prove it.
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