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Sharon · 01-21-2007, 04:35 PM

uncle phil loves getting his belly button licked.

uncle phil · 01-21-2007, 05:14 PM

hey, that's true!!!

sharon has an ongoing thing with the "Knack..."

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 05:24 PM

I'm their Sharona!!

Uncle Phil is really Dr Phil. Yes, him. That infernal self help guy.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 10:01 PM

(i think i'll call you sharona from now on)

Sharon LOVED orienteering.

Sharon · 01-22-2007, 05:12 AM

Ourcrazymodern used to sabotage orienteerers by switching their maps with blatantly incorrect ones.

SirLance · 01-22-2007, 07:34 AM

Sharon makes an annual trip to the Himalayas and throws snowballs at the yeti.

Sharon · 01-22-2007, 07:46 AM

SirLance assists me in my mission by turning the snowballs yellow.

SirLance · 01-22-2007, 07:50 AM

Sharon is in the middle of a torrid affair with SirLance and his pet Yeti, Bob.

Sharon · 01-22-2007, 08:50 AM

SirLance wants everyone to believe the affair is with him and his pet Yeti, Bob... it's actually only with Bob.

uncle phil · 01-22-2007, 04:28 PM

sharon wants to be my nurse...

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-22-2007, 05:02 PM

...or maybe just to nurse you.

unclephil is fasting using lemon juice, cayenne peppers, and molasses...

Sharon · 01-22-2007, 05:20 PM

Ourcrazymodern has filthy dreams about Smurfette.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-22-2007, 05:30 PM

(I hated the smurfs.)

Sharon is considering coming to Winnipeg.

Sharon · 01-22-2007, 05:39 PM

Ourcrazymodern is having delusions about me considering going to Winnipeg.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-22-2007, 05:51 PM

(Yeah.) (heavy sigh)
(Have you ever shorn sheep?)
Sharon wouldn't come even if an airplane ticket appeared in her mailbox(postbox?} ...Wednesday?

Sharon · 01-22-2007, 05:52 PM

Ourcrazymodern is having a torrid affair with SirLance. I spotted them when making out with Bob.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-22-2007, 06:02 PM

I still can't believe you didn't intervene!

Sharon's affair with Bob isn't all that torrid.

Sharon · 01-22-2007, 06:05 PM

Ourcrazymodern's affair with SirLance must have been pretty torrid, because he he obviously wasn't around (or didn't notice) the shrieking when I was being impaled with a large piece of Yeti meat in places the sun don't shine.

SirLance · 01-22-2007, 06:41 PM

Sharon thinks the big white hairy one is Bob.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-22-2007, 07:06 PM

...how imaginary...

SirLance had trouble in middle school: Money changed hands and all was forgotten.

777 · 01-22-2007, 10:41 PM

Uncle Phil bought as many Marilyn Monroe body pillows as he could find.

Sharon · 01-23-2007, 01:45 AM

777 sold Uncle Phil the body pillows. Not only that... he rigged one up with a spy camera so that he could watch him. Sleeping. At night.

uncle phil · 01-23-2007, 12:34 PM

my sharona, you still got those raggedy old petit-pants you used to wear over your scarlet leotard at ballet class?

Sharon · 01-23-2007, 01:23 PM

I have many "petit pants"... some so petit they are hardly there.

Uncle Phil isn't really a frequency modulator... he's an amplitude modulator.

Sultana · 01-23-2007, 01:27 PM

Sharon was raised by a pack of wild nuns in the lush, green forests of Bavaria!
True!

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 03:15 PM

Sultana's been trying for years to get rid of that nasty in-grown banana.

Shadow_fire · 01-23-2007, 08:38 PM

Ourcrazumodern has a huge problem with cockroaches, he owes them money.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 08:46 PM

They're not alone, they have each other...

Shadow_fire is still trying to sew his shadow back on.

Shadow_fire · 01-23-2007, 08:50 PM

How did you know about my shadow sewing issue?

Ourcrazymodern owes the cockroaches money due to a foray into insectoid furry he had years back

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 09:08 PM

...oh, the tarantulas! Those aren't insects.

The strange structures inside orchids give Shadow_fire erections.

777 · 01-24-2007, 12:31 AM

OCM? sold me out to Sharon about the plans to install spy cam in pillows. For this, you must die (activates self-distruct in OCM?'s pillow cam).

Sharon · 01-24-2007, 05:12 AM

777 is really that Agent Smith guy from the Matrix.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-24-2007, 04:24 PM

Sharon sometimes restrains herself in order to confuse people about how clever she actually is...she may be an alien.

uncle phil · 01-24-2007, 04:38 PM

OCM?, you still got those posters of that blue cow hanging in your bedroom?

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-24-2007, 06:38 PM

(Yes...? Do you miss them?)

In a recurrent dream, uncle phil is often chased by dogs.

(put me on a leash, sir!)

Sharon · 01-25-2007, 03:34 AM

OCM likes being put on a leash.

uncle phil · 01-25-2007, 03:35 PM

my sharona, time to put away those knee-length argyle socks and pink converse high-tops...

Sharon · 01-25-2007, 03:49 PM

uncle phil, time to put away those knee-length argyle socks and pink converse high-tops...

uncle phil · 01-25-2007, 03:56 PM

sah - WEET!!!

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-25-2007, 04:46 PM

Is that a deep dark secret in a foreign language?

unclephil quiere que me quite la ropa.

01-21-2007, 05:14 PM	#7642 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hey, that's true!!! sharon has an ongoing thing with the "Knack..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-21-2007, 10:01 PM	#7644 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(i think i'll call you sharona from now on) Sharon LOVED orienteering. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-22-2007, 07:34 AM	#7646 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Sharon makes an annual trip to the Himalayas and throws snowballs at the yeti. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-22-2007, 07:50 AM	#7648 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Sharon is in the middle of a torrid affair with SirLance and his pet Yeti, Bob. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-22-2007, 04:28 PM	#7650 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sharon wants to be my nurse... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-21-2007, 04:35 PM	#7641 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	uncle phil loves getting his belly button licked.

01-21-2007, 05:24 PM	#7643 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	I'm their Sharona!! Uncle Phil is really Dr Phil. Yes, him. That infernal self help guy.

01-22-2007, 05:12 AM	#7645 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ourcrazymodern used to sabotage orienteerers by switching their maps with blatantly incorrect ones.

01-22-2007, 07:46 AM	#7647 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	SirLance assists me in my mission by turning the snowballs yellow.

01-22-2007, 08:50 AM	#7649 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	SirLance wants everyone to believe the affair is with him and his pet Yeti, Bob... it's actually only with Bob.

01-22-2007, 05:02 PM	#7651 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...or maybe just to nurse you. unclephil is fasting using lemon juice, cayenne peppers, and molasses... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-22-2007, 05:20 PM	#7652 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ourcrazymodern has filthy dreams about Smurfette.

01-22-2007, 05:30 PM	#7653 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(I hated the smurfs.) Sharon is considering coming to Winnipeg. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-22-2007, 05:39 PM	#7654 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ourcrazymodern is having delusions about me considering going to Winnipeg.

01-22-2007, 05:51 PM	#7655 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(Yeah.) (heavy sigh) (Have you ever shorn sheep?) Sharon wouldn't come even if an airplane ticket appeared in her mailbox(postbox?} ...Wednesday? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-22-2007, 10:41 PM	#7661 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Uncle Phil bought as many Marilyn Monroe body pillows as he could find. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

01-23-2007, 01:27 PM	#7665 (permalink)
Sultana Falling Angel Location: L.A. L.A. land	Sharon was raised by a pack of wild nuns in the lush, green forests of Bavaria! True! __________________ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening My goal? To fulfill my potential.

01-22-2007, 05:52 PM	#7656 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ourcrazymodern is having a torrid affair with SirLance. I spotted them when making out with Bob.

01-22-2007, 06:02 PM	#7657 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I still can't believe you didn't intervene! Sharon's affair with Bob isn't all that torrid. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-22-2007, 06:05 PM	#7658 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ourcrazymodern's affair with SirLance must have been pretty torrid, because he he obviously wasn't around (or didn't notice) the shrieking when I was being impaled with a large piece of Yeti meat in places the sun don't shine.

01-22-2007, 06:41 PM	#7659 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Sharon thinks the big white hairy one is Bob. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-22-2007, 07:06 PM	#7660 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...how imaginary... SirLance had trouble in middle school: Money changed hands and all was forgotten. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-23-2007, 01:45 AM	#7662 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	777 sold Uncle Phil the body pillows. Not only that... he rigged one up with a spy camera so that he could watch him. Sleeping. At night.

01-23-2007, 12:34 PM	#7663 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	my sharona, you still got those raggedy old petit-pants you used to wear over your scarlet leotard at ballet class? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-23-2007, 01:23 PM	#7664 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	I have many "petit pants"... some so petit they are hardly there. Uncle Phil isn't really a frequency modulator... he's an amplitude modulator.

01-23-2007, 03:15 PM	#7666 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Sultana's been trying for years to get rid of that nasty in-grown banana. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-23-2007, 08:38 PM	#7667 (permalink)
Shadow_fire Crazy Location: Elora	Ourcrazumodern has a huge problem with cockroaches, he owes them money.

01-23-2007, 08:46 PM	#7668 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	They're not alone, they have each other... Shadow_fire is still trying to sew his shadow back on. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-23-2007, 08:50 PM	#7669 (permalink)
Shadow_fire Crazy Location: Elora	How did you know about my shadow sewing issue? Ourcrazymodern owes the cockroaches money due to a foray into insectoid furry he had years back

01-23-2007, 09:08 PM	#7670 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...oh, the tarantulas! Those aren't insects. The strange structures inside orchids give Shadow_fire erections. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-24-2007, 12:31 AM	#7671 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	OCM? sold me out to Sharon about the plans to install spy cam in pillows. For this, you must die (activates self-distruct in OCM?'s pillow cam). __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

01-24-2007, 05:12 AM	#7672 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	777 is really that Agent Smith guy from the Matrix.

01-24-2007, 04:24 PM	#7673 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Sharon sometimes restrains herself in order to confuse people about how clever she actually is...she may be an alien. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-24-2007, 04:38 PM	#7674 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	OCM?, you still got those posters of that blue cow hanging in your bedroom? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-24-2007, 06:38 PM	#7675 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(Yes...? Do you miss them?) In a recurrent dream, uncle phil is often chased by dogs. (put me on a leash, sir!) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 01-25-2007 at 07:21 PM..

01-25-2007, 03:34 AM	#7676 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	OCM likes being put on a leash.

01-25-2007, 03:35 PM	#7677 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	my sharona, time to put away those knee-length argyle socks and pink converse high-tops... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.