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Fly · 11-18-2004, 12:57 AM

uncle phil likes my nuts.

yup folks.....it's that easy.

uncle phil · 11-18-2004, 01:31 PM

fly has "pipe dreams..." (if ya know what i mean...)

BlitzkriegKommt · 11-18-2004, 02:36 PM

Uncle phil is actually an old aunt living in Moskow right now. Previously a Russian prostitute, she is now assembling a plan to brainwash and conquer the world after which, the act of eating babies would be legal.
P.S. She like eating kittens too.
I found all this in her livejournal.

Dirty · 11-18-2004, 02:59 PM

BlitzkriegKommt is the reborn Hitler, and he enjoys pineapples being shoved up his <insert random term here>

BlitzkriegKommt · 11-18-2004, 06:01 PM

Dirty is so drugged up on aerosol spray cans that he can't be expected to finish off his sentence, neither can he sustain his insatiable craving of imagining things going up people's butt, especially hitler's.

uncle phil · 11-19-2004, 12:43 PM

BK is actually italian, not german...

paddyjoe · 11-19-2004, 02:38 PM

uncle phil is truly now an Italian history buff, because he last ate at the Olive Garden.

JumpinJesus · 11-19-2004, 07:11 PM

paddyjoe had a very brief, torrid affair with Florence Henderson just 2 years ago after they met at a Wesson reunion convention. No word yet on why they split up, although paddy was heard to say, "She looks so much younger on 'The Brady Bunch' ".

ngdawg · 11-19-2004, 08:17 PM

Jumping Jesus takes Cialis 3 times a day hoping for that 4 hour erection to happen....he's just not sure what to do with it should it materialize.....

JumpinJesus · 11-20-2004, 12:34 PM

ngdawg was a roadie for Ozzy on the last Ozzfest tour. Ozzy kicked her off the tour because she was constantly blaring Korean lullabies at incredible volume during the middle of the night.

uncle phil · 11-22-2004, 01:49 PM

JJ was a roadie for ABBA...

bendsley · 11-22-2004, 02:05 PM

Uncle Phil likes to touch himself while looking at squirrels that he dresses in dominatrix outfits.

Fly · 11-22-2004, 07:40 PM

bendsley used to be the butler on "The Brady Bunch"...........until Alice came along that is.

uncle phil · 11-23-2004, 05:27 PM

fly shaves his ass and pencils in the hair when he posts pictures of it...

JumpinJesus · 11-23-2004, 06:14 PM

Let's just say that uncle phil is known among his friends by the nickname "Bic".

BlitzkriegKommt · 11-23-2004, 07:23 PM

I have it from good authorities that JumpinJesus is actually responsible for all the public toilet writings around the world.

CityOfAngels · 11-23-2004, 09:55 PM

BlitzkriegKommt pays people to find out who is tagging up all the public restrooms.

monkeydriven · 11-24-2004, 08:23 AM

CityOfAngels has the ability to 'pop on command'.

uncle phil · 11-24-2004, 01:25 PM

"toonces the driving cat" taught monkey how to drive...

11-24-2004, 02:28 PM

uncle phil isnt really your uncle.

Fly · 11-24-2004, 04:13 PM

thinktank used to go by the handle dinkdank..........but his buddies always called him dink for short.

that's why he changed his name.

paddyjoe · 11-25-2004, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinktank

uncle phil isnt really your uncle.

WHAT?!?!?!

paddyjoe · 11-25-2004, 07:07 AM

flyman goes by many names...his favorite being 'Richard'......

paddyjoe · 11-25-2004, 07:21 AM

dick...hehehe

uncle phil · 11-25-2004, 02:16 PM

envision, if you will, paddyjammies...

Jonsgirl · 11-25-2004, 09:21 PM

....All over his "unlce's" floor

todd · 11-25-2004, 09:27 PM

Jonsgirl has purple hair.

maestroxl · 11-25-2004, 09:54 PM

Todd is masturbating at this very moment.

uncle phil · 11-26-2004, 01:30 PM

maestroxl is matching him stroke-for-stroke...

Fly · 11-26-2004, 02:36 PM

phil here,only needs a couple 'o yanks to feel good.

he doesn't even wanna try to go stroke for stroke with these youngins'.

*those damn centerfolds eh phil.....get ya' every time huh?*

Fremen · 11-26-2004, 11:49 PM

fly only wishes he had time to unfold the centerfold.
These days, just the slightest touch on his zipper makes him spray his man-paste in his Speedos.

paddyjoe · 11-27-2004, 05:40 AM

Back when he was in school, Fremen's teachers could never get him to stop eating the....ummm...'paste'.

Zeraph · 11-27-2004, 11:11 AM

paddyjoe sold the horses to make that paste.

uncle phil · 11-29-2004, 12:44 PM

Zeraph wielded a mean shovel in pj's barn...

paddyjoe · 11-29-2004, 03:50 PM

Uncle phil NEVER closes his 'barn doors'. He just never knows what he may attract.

uncle phil · 11-30-2004, 01:00 PM

pj hasn't seen the inside of my "barn" yet; just the outside, with some of my toys...

Grumbling*Girl · 11-30-2004, 03:57 PM

phil enjoys opening his barn doors and showing everyone his pet rooster.

ElwoodBlues · 11-30-2004, 04:28 PM

^ *whispers* She doesn't really grumble!

uncle phil · 12-01-2004, 01:36 PM

elwood is really jake; he changed his name to get into the witness protection program...

Fremen · 12-01-2004, 02:56 PM

unca p. was in the W.P.P. but he didn't totally understand the concept about keeping it a secret.
He'd announce all his freebies he got from the Feds to potential dates, just to try to impress them, until he met the wrong person. Now he's typing in from various locations around the country, staying one step ahead of the mob.

11-18-2004, 12:57 AM	#5281 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil likes my nuts. yup folks.....it's that easy. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-18-2004, 01:31 PM	#5282 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly has "pipe dreams..." (if ya know what i mean...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-19-2004, 12:43 PM	#5286 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	BK is actually italian, not german... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-19-2004, 07:11 PM	#5288 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	paddyjoe had a very brief, torrid affair with Florence Henderson just 2 years ago after they met at a Wesson reunion convention. No word yet on why they split up, although paddy was heard to say, "She looks so much younger on 'The Brady Bunch' ". __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

11-20-2004, 12:34 PM	#5290 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	ngdawg was a roadie for Ozzy on the last Ozzfest tour. Ozzy kicked her off the tour because she was constantly blaring Korean lullabies at incredible volume during the middle of the night. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

11-18-2004, 02:36 PM	#5283 (permalink)
BlitzkriegKommt Upright Location: Houston	Uncle phil is actually an old aunt living in Moskow right now. Previously a Russian prostitute, she is now assembling a plan to brainwash and conquer the world after which, the act of eating babies would be legal. P.S. She like eating kittens too. I found all this in her livejournal.

11-18-2004, 02:59 PM	#5284 (permalink)
Dirty Tilted Location: AR	BlitzkriegKommt is the reborn Hitler, and he enjoys pineapples being shoved up his <insert random term here>

11-18-2004, 06:01 PM	#5285 (permalink)
BlitzkriegKommt Upright Location: Houston	Dirty is so drugged up on aerosol spray cans that he can't be expected to finish off his sentence, neither can he sustain his insatiable craving of imagining things going up people's butt, especially hitler's.

11-19-2004, 02:38 PM	#5287 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil is truly now an Italian history buff, because he last ate at the Olive Garden.

11-19-2004, 08:17 PM	#5289 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Jumping Jesus takes Cialis 3 times a day hoping for that 4 hour erection to happen....he's just not sure what to do with it should it materialize.....

11-22-2004, 01:49 PM	#5291 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	JJ was a roadie for ABBA... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-22-2004, 02:05 PM	#5292 (permalink)
bendsley Professional Loafer Location: texas	Uncle Phil likes to touch himself while looking at squirrels that he dresses in dominatrix outfits. __________________ "You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."

11-22-2004, 07:40 PM	#5293 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bendsley used to be the butler on "The Brady Bunch"...........until Alice came along that is. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-23-2004, 05:27 PM	#5294 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly shaves his ass and pencils in the hair when he posts pictures of it... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-23-2004, 06:14 PM	#5295 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Let's just say that uncle phil is known among his friends by the nickname "Bic". __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

11-24-2004, 08:23 AM	#5298 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	CityOfAngels has the ability to 'pop on command'. __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

11-25-2004, 09:21 PM	#5306 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	....All over his "unlce's" floor __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

11-23-2004, 07:23 PM	#5296 (permalink)
BlitzkriegKommt Upright Location: Houston	I have it from good authorities that JumpinJesus is actually responsible for all the public toilet writings around the world.

11-24-2004, 01:25 PM	#5299 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"toonces the driving cat" taught monkey how to drive... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-24-2004, 02:28 PM	#5300 (permalink)
thinktank Guest	uncle phil isnt really your uncle.

11-24-2004, 04:13 PM	#5301 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	thinktank used to go by the handle dinkdank..........but his buddies always called him dink for short. that's why he changed his name. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-25-2004, 07:07 AM	#5303 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman goes by many names...his favorite being 'Richard'......

11-25-2004, 07:21 AM	#5304 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	dick...hehehe

11-25-2004, 02:16 PM	#5305 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	envision, if you will, paddyjammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-25-2004, 09:27 PM	#5307 (permalink)
todd Addict Location: Chicago	Jonsgirl has purple hair.

11-25-2004, 09:54 PM	#5308 (permalink)
maestroxl buck fush Location: Tucson, AZ	Todd is masturbating at this very moment. __________________ be the change you want

11-26-2004, 01:30 PM	#5309 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	maestroxl is matching him stroke-for-stroke... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-26-2004, 02:36 PM	#5310 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil here,only needs a couple 'o yanks to feel good. he doesn't even wanna try to go stroke for stroke with these youngins'. those damn centerfolds eh phil.....get ya' every time huh? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-26-2004, 11:49 PM	#5311 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly only wishes he had time to unfold the centerfold. These days, just the slightest touch on his zipper makes him spray his man-paste in his Speedos. __________________ Google

11-27-2004, 05:40 AM	#5312 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Back when he was in school, Fremen's teachers could never get him to stop eating the....ummm...'paste'.

11-27-2004, 11:11 AM	#5313 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	paddyjoe sold the horses to make that paste.

11-29-2004, 12:44 PM	#5314 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Zeraph wielded a mean shovel in pj's barn... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-29-2004, 03:50 PM	#5315 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Uncle phil NEVER closes his 'barn doors'. He just never knows what he may attract.

11-30-2004, 01:00 PM	#5316 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pj hasn't seen the inside of my "barn" yet; just the outside, with some of my toys... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-30-2004, 03:57 PM	#5317 (permalink)
Grumbling*Girl Upright	phil enjoys opening his barn doors and showing everyone his pet rooster.

11-30-2004, 04:28 PM	#5318 (permalink)
ElwoodBlues Psycho Location: Massachusetts	^ whispers She doesn't really grumble!

12-01-2004, 01:36 PM	#5319 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	elwood is really jake; he changed his name to get into the witness protection program... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.