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Fremen · 03-02-2010, 07:56 PM

Coming new to the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Rock & Roll Ice Futball! "Goallllllll!!1!"

carrot glace · 03-02-2010, 11:10 PM

this'll get us chicks for sure

Jetée · 03-03-2010, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jehu

photo by Dan Newton, Liquid in Plastic – Photography and Words by Dan Newton

At the moment I have no nothing further to add, (other than a thread bump) but I have to say that I would like to commend you by adding authorship and a source page for your photo, Jehu.

I'm not sure why, but the meticulous bug that lives in my brain really is quite pleased when others take that extra 15-30 seconds to include the original artist / author and where we can find more. Thanks, man.

Jehu · 03-03-2010, 02:03 PM

Thanks Jet. We're on the same page here. Most of the photos I've posted in this thread were taken by me or my family. I wanted to use mine for this but Dan's was so much betta.

I was shooting BW film in a 4X5 camera:

Jehu · 03-04-2010, 08:17 AM

so it's true... if you play a b-flat base note together with an a-flat on the sixth string of a guitar in freezing cold then two steel toe boots will form a magnetic field that can levitate a soccer ball.

Jetée · 03-04-2010, 09:33 AM

Vorld Kup Regiment, behind the scenes

Tophat665 · 03-04-2010, 02:01 PM

Yevgeny, I do not think that this is what was meant by "Kick out the Jams".

---------- Post added at 05:01 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:00 PM ----------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jehu

Thanks Jet. We're on the same page here. Most of the photos I've posted in this thread were taken by me or my family. I wanted to use mine for this but Dan's was so much betta.

What you did there. I see it.

Redlemon · 03-08-2010, 06:01 AM

And the round goes to Tophat665.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Yevgeny, I do not think that this is what was meant by "Kick out the Jams".

I've never really understood who the Jams were, nor from what group they needed to be kicked. Thank you for further confusing the matter.

Honorable mention to Jehu.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jehu

so it's true... if you play a b-flat base note together with an a-flat on the sixth string of a guitar in freezing cold then two steel toe boots will form a magnetic field that can levitate a soccer ball.

Tophat665 · 03-08-2010, 06:36 AM

RL - The JAMs were the Justified Ancients of Mummu. They were kicked out of the North American Illuminati about the same time as one of the members of MC5 held a seat on the 5th council (Disinformation and Chaos). TMYK.

OK, it's Prosaic, but let's see where it goes....

Redlemon · 03-08-2010, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

RL - The JAMs were the Justified Ancients of Mummu. They were kicked out of the North American Illuminati about the same time as one of the members of MC5 held a seat on the 5th council (Disinformation and Chaos). TMYK.

Thanks for catching my subtle reference. I (heart) RAW.

fresnelly · 03-08-2010, 07:26 AM

RIP Arnold Minkowski - Master of the Zen Bellyflop. 1968 - 2010.

Tophat665 · 03-08-2010, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Thanks for catching my subtle reference. I (heart) RAW.

Fark nothing! Nothing is obscure on TFP! RAW was the Man.

Jehu · 03-08-2010, 08:13 AM

When your body fat is so high that you float ABOVE the water, it's time to lay off the Big Macs.

inBOIL · 03-08-2010, 05:32 PM

Billy kept practicing everywhere he went, the store, the office, even the pool. Although his friends and family kept telling him to be realistic, he knew that one day he'd make it to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

carrot glace · 03-09-2010, 12:46 AM

meet aquaman's arch nemesis "that flying fatguy"

Tophat665 · 03-12-2010, 10:16 AM

Keep 'em coming, folks. Looking at Sunday or Monday unless someone posts something totally unbeatable.

Redlemon · 03-12-2010, 11:05 AM

I had an idea, but Jehu had a similar thought, and was both faster and cleverer than I. I can't come up with anything else.

Fremen · 03-12-2010, 10:15 PM

"Ethan Hunt really let himself go..."

Tophat665 · 03-15-2010, 05:30 AM

This is a tough one. Comes down to Jehu or inBOIL. Got to go with the unexpected one, though, so inBOIL it is with the Thanksgiving Parade.

Take it away, inBOIL....

Xerxys · 03-16-2010, 10:33 AM

Man, someone should PM him.

inBOIL · 03-16-2010, 12:42 PM

Ok, I'll have something posted up shortly.
--Edit--
Here you go:

Fremen · 03-16-2010, 05:35 PM

"I guess Betty should have gotten the 'DD" implants after all."

carrot glace · 03-17-2010, 12:26 AM

you should've thought of this when you decided to wear that shirt today

uncle phil · 03-17-2010, 03:02 AM

"Wheels on the car go down, down, down..."

Xerxys · 03-17-2010, 10:09 AM

They said car seats are for safety! Shit! I knew I should have taught Mickey to swim!

Tophat665 · 03-17-2010, 12:21 PM

Clarabelle, her loins still afire, gazed wistfully as Bond, James Bond, drove his amphibious Volvo through a hole in the road and into the Gulf of Mexico. She would never see him again, but would always remember their night of passion.

Xerxys · 03-20-2010, 06:45 AM

I think Fremen pretty much got this one! I'll try again ...

"Those idiots never told me what they meant by 'car pooling' ... "

Jehu · 03-20-2010, 11:17 AM

The ultimate in environmentally friendly automobile construction relied on totally biodegradable, water-soluble parts. It's hard to recall a puddle.

Redlemon · 03-21-2010, 06:08 AM

(I've been trying to come up with a Lady of the Lake / King Arthur caption, but it just won't happen.)

carrot glace · 03-21-2010, 11:19 PM

hmmm!..nngh!.. ah, i need more force training

Fremen · 03-21-2010, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrot glace

hmmm!..nngh!.. ah, i need more force training

Ha! Awesome, I can hear Yoda now!

Tophat665 · 03-22-2010, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

(I've been trying to come up with a Lady of the Lake / King Arthur caption, but it just won't happen.)

In later years, the Lady of the Lake, her arms clad in whitest samite, made her way in the world as a Cutco saleswoman, using the interconnection of all waters to good effect on sales calls.

inBOIL · 03-25-2010, 09:39 PM

And the winner is:

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

"Wheels on the car go down, down, down..."

Honorable mention goes to Tophat for his Lady of the Lake caption.

uncle phil · 03-26-2010, 02:39 AM

i haven't been up on this podium in quite some time...

i'll find something later today or tomorrow...

thanks...

uncle phil · 03-26-2010, 11:44 AM

ok, let's try this; give y'all a week or two...

Tophat665 · 03-26-2010, 12:14 PM

The verdict: Never mix Tequila and Root Beer.

Jetée · 03-26-2010, 02:22 PM

Give me American Liberty Jeans on sale, or give me Death Cab for Cutie concert tiks for Friday Night! :.(

Fremen · 03-26-2010, 04:02 PM

Quick one..."Three girls, one cup."

Redlemon · 03-26-2010, 04:50 PM

Kiss no evil, smell no evil, lick no evil.

uncle phil · 04-05-2010, 02:17 AM

couple more days...

03-02-2010, 07:56 PM	#841 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Coming new to the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Rock & Roll Ice Futball! "Goallllllll!!1!" __________________ Google

03-02-2010, 11:10 PM	#842 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	this'll get us chicks for sure __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

03-04-2010, 09:33 AM	#846 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Vorld Kup Regiment, behind the scenes __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-08-2010, 06:36 AM	#849 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	RL - The JAMs were the Justified Ancients of Mummu. They were kicked out of the North American Illuminati about the same time as one of the members of MC5 held a seat on the 5th council (Disinformation and Chaos). TMYK. OK, it's Prosaic, but let's see where it goes.... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-08-2010, 07:26 AM	#851 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	RIP Arnold Minkowski - Master of the Zen Bellyflop. 1968 - 2010. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

03-03-2010, 02:03 PM	#844 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	Thanks Jet. We're on the same page here. Most of the photos I've posted in this thread were taken by me or my family. I wanted to use mine for this but Dan's was so much betta. I was shooting BW film in a 4X5 camera:

03-04-2010, 08:17 AM	#845 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	so it's true... if you play a b-flat base note together with an a-flat on the sixth string of a guitar in freezing cold then two steel toe boots will form a magnetic field that can levitate a soccer ball.

03-08-2010, 08:13 AM	#853 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	When your body fat is so high that you float ABOVE the water, it's time to lay off the Big Macs.

03-08-2010, 05:32 PM	#854 (permalink)
inBOIL I have eaten the slaw	Billy kept practicing everywhere he went, the store, the office, even the pool. Although his friends and family kept telling him to be realistic, he knew that one day he'd make it to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. __________________ And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

03-09-2010, 12:46 AM	#855 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	meet aquaman's arch nemesis "that flying fatguy" __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

03-12-2010, 10:16 AM	#856 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Keep 'em coming, folks. Looking at Sunday or Monday unless someone posts something totally unbeatable. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-12-2010, 11:05 AM	#857 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I had an idea, but Jehu had a similar thought, and was both faster and cleverer than I. I can't come up with anything else. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

03-12-2010, 10:15 PM	#858 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	"Ethan Hunt really let himself go..." __________________ Google

03-15-2010, 05:30 AM	#859 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This is a tough one. Comes down to Jehu or inBOIL. Got to go with the unexpected one, though, so inBOIL it is with the Thanksgiving Parade. Take it away, inBOIL.... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-16-2010, 10:33 AM	#860 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Man, someone should PM him.

03-17-2010, 03:02 AM	#864 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"Wheels on the car go down, down, down..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-16-2010, 12:42 PM	#861 (permalink)
inBOIL I have eaten the slaw	Ok, I'll have something posted up shortly. --Edit-- Here you go: __________________ And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you. Last edited by inBOIL; 03-16-2010 at 12:55 PM..

03-16-2010, 05:35 PM	#862 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	"I guess Betty should have gotten the 'DD" implants after all." __________________ Google

03-17-2010, 12:26 AM	#863 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	you should've thought of this when you decided to wear that shirt today __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

03-17-2010, 10:09 AM	#865 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	They said car seats are for safety! Shit! I knew I should have taught Mickey to swim!

03-17-2010, 12:21 PM	#866 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Clarabelle, her loins still afire, gazed wistfully as Bond, James Bond, drove his amphibious Volvo through a hole in the road and into the Gulf of Mexico. She would never see him again, but would always remember their night of passion. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-20-2010, 06:45 AM	#867 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	I think Fremen pretty much got this one! I'll try again ... "Those idiots never told me what they meant by 'car pooling' ... "

03-20-2010, 11:17 AM	#868 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	The ultimate in environmentally friendly automobile construction relied on totally biodegradable, water-soluble parts. It's hard to recall a puddle.

03-21-2010, 06:08 AM	#869 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	(I've been trying to come up with a Lady of the Lake / King Arthur caption, but it just won't happen.) __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

03-21-2010, 11:19 PM	#870 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	hmmm!..nngh!.. ah, i need more force training __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

03-26-2010, 02:39 AM	#874 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i haven't been up on this podium in quite some time... i'll find something later today or tomorrow... thanks... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-26-2010, 11:44 AM	#875 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ok, let's try this; give y'all a week or two... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-26-2010, 12:14 PM	#876 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	The verdict: Never mix Tequila and Root Beer. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-26-2010, 02:22 PM	#877 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Give me American Liberty Jeans on sale, or give me Death Cab for Cutie concert tiks for Friday Night! :.( __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-26-2010, 04:02 PM	#878 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Quick one..."Three girls, one cup." __________________ Google

03-26-2010, 04:50 PM	#879 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Kiss no evil, smell no evil, lick no evil. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

04-05-2010, 02:17 AM	#880 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	couple more days... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.