06-08-2009, 08:11 AM | #521 (permalink) |
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Location: Eastcoast USA
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...geez...driving for days through the desert, no gas stations, guzzlin' beer, pull over to take a leak...well, what'd you expect?
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06-09-2009, 05:12 AM | #523 (permalink) |
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Location: The next town over
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Look, the camera crew from 'World's Most Dangerous Moments Caught on Tape' just arrived. We'll be famous!!!!
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06-12-2009, 09:57 AM | #528 (permalink) |
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Location: Toronto
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Another day, another plague...
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06-12-2009, 02:29 PM | #529 (permalink) |
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Location: The next town over
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I'm thinking that tonight's dinner special is gonna be frogs legs.....
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06-17-2009, 12:51 PM | #539 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Such great stuff. I really liked all of them and it's really hard to pick, but Jehu gets it by a flipper.
Go for it Jehu!
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06-17-2009, 02:39 PM | #541 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I thought about that one. That, however, was pretty much what I had expected to see. And they were all very good. Yours, however, got an audible snort from me as i was reading them over, so that was the difference.
Caption: Full Contact Clue turns DEADLY, Muuuuhhhahahaha! ---------- Post added at 06:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:38 PM ---------- (Really liked the betta picture too.)
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06-17-2009, 02:43 PM | #542 (permalink) |
The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Wow, how do I not know of and miss upon a community known as "photo.net"? Thanks for the inadvertent referral.
My caption: By the end of that chilling night, the sheer volume of vital fluid shed had all but blacked out the horror of what occurred.
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06-19-2009, 08:13 AM | #546 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Another:
Having slaughtered the guests, Colonel Mustard turned to the butler and asked, "Well, have you seen Polythene Pam?" / Such a mean old man.
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06-24-2009, 12:52 PM | #550 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"here i am, stuck in the middle with you..."
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06-28-2009, 11:32 PM | #553 (permalink) |
Cheers
Location: Eastcoast USA
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...my voodoo potion did this? well, what happens in the Bayou stays in the Bayou
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06-30-2009, 04:58 PM | #555 (permalink) |
The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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In the narrative voice of a wildlife stalker:
Jolly show! As if badgers weren't dangerous enough devils as it is, a certain new species of the critters, Meles Akuilu, have taken up the ancient witchcraft practice of voodoo in order to better effectively maul humans when they would least expect it: when there isn't a visible badger within the current vicinty, and man seems at ease with his face and scrotum all but left unguarded, that is when these conniving bastards strike! It is a truly rare spectacle to observe these beasts preparing for a supernatural attack.
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07-01-2009, 04:40 AM | #556 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Carrot glace's makes me laugh audibly. Good ones all around again, but the veritable chuckle has to be the win. "Watching you Poop." Ha!
/ OK. Fine. I'm Juvenile. Get over it. Take it away, Carrot Glace
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07-03-2009, 02:30 AM | #559 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"not everywhere, stupid lamb!!!"
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