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Old 06-08-2009, 08:11 AM   #521 (permalink)
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...geez...driving for days through the desert, no gas stations, guzzlin' beer, pull over to take a leak...well, what'd you expect?
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Old 06-08-2009, 08:45 AM   #522 (permalink)
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Redneck Amphibious Assault.
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:12 AM   #523 (permalink)
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Look, the camera crew from 'World's Most Dangerous Moments Caught on Tape' just arrived. We'll be famous!!!!
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Old 06-09-2009, 11:00 AM   #524 (permalink)
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he wanted to go to the beach, and thought of an interesting short-cut...
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Old 06-10-2009, 07:13 PM   #525 (permalink)
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They apparently did not use galvanized steel while building the Yellow Submarine.
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Old 06-12-2009, 06:54 AM   #526 (permalink)
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Go Tophat. I think my son will like the new term for his truck.

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Old 06-12-2009, 07:32 AM   #527 (permalink)
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OK, so long as we're being Amphibious...

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Old 06-12-2009, 09:57 AM   #528 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 02:29 PM   #529 (permalink)
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I'm thinking that tonight's dinner special is gonna be frogs legs.....
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Old 06-12-2009, 06:18 PM   #530 (permalink)
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Tokyo's revenge on the Godzilla Clan.
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Old 06-12-2009, 08:33 PM   #531 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 10:40 PM   #532 (permalink)
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what happens to sperm after a hundred years and a touch of radiation
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Old 06-13-2009, 08:17 PM   #533 (permalink)
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The real reason why Godzilla attacked Tokyo.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:20 PM   #534 (permalink)
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...Alfred Hitchcock's sequel to The Birds
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:35 PM   #535 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:02 AM   #536 (permalink)
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Good stuff all around. I'll make the call tomorrow.
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:06 AM   #537 (permalink)
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As the news of a new French restaurant on the west side of town spread, the east bound migration grew to epic proportions.
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Old 06-17-2009, 12:38 PM   #538 (permalink)
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...finding my Prince just got more difficult

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Old 06-17-2009, 12:51 PM   #539 (permalink)
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Such great stuff. I really liked all of them and it's really hard to pick, but Jehu gets it by a flipper.

Go for it Jehu!
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Old 06-17-2009, 02:23 PM   #540 (permalink)
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I'd of picked the Frogger one but...


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Old 06-17-2009, 02:39 PM   #541 (permalink)
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I thought about that one. That, however, was pretty much what I had expected to see. And they were all very good. Yours, however, got an audible snort from me as i was reading them over, so that was the difference.

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Full Contact Clue turns DEADLY, Muuuuhhhahahaha!

---------- Post added at 06:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:38 PM ----------

(Really liked the betta picture too.)
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Old 06-17-2009, 02:43 PM   #542 (permalink)
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Wow, how do I not know of and miss upon a community known as "photo.net"? Thanks for the inadvertent referral.



My caption:

By the end of that chilling night, the sheer volume of vital fluid shed had all but blacked out the horror of what occurred.
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Old 06-17-2009, 02:48 PM   #543 (permalink)
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[/COLOR](Really liked the betta picture too.)
I was hoping that I got that changed before anyone saw it. I have a better one from that shoot that I haven't finished processing yet. I'll use it next time. I've been thinking about using my Col. Mustard shot for some time.
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Old 06-17-2009, 07:50 PM   #544 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:43 PM   #545 (permalink)
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just fyi; this becomes a completely different picture when thinking how phallic those pieces look
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:13 AM   #546 (permalink)
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Another:
Having slaughtered the guests, Colonel Mustard turned to the butler and asked, "Well, have you seen Polythene Pam?"
/ Such a mean old man.
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Old 06-20-2009, 10:07 PM   #547 (permalink)
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(Thought bubbles from Col Mustard) . . . "Huh, I guess they do melt in your mouth AND in your hand . . ."
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:06 AM   #548 (permalink)
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I was trying to decide between the Full Contact Clue and the Mean Mr. Mustard. Then I figured out that they're both from Tophat.
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:23 AM   #549 (permalink)
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Danke schoen!

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Old 06-24-2009, 12:52 PM   #550 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 01:04 PM   #551 (permalink)
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I'll finally get some respect from the other Knitkins once they see my trained beasts!
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Old 06-25-2009, 12:53 AM   #552 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:32 PM   #553 (permalink)
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...my voodoo potion did this? well, what happens in the Bayou stays in the Bayou





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Old 06-30-2009, 12:37 PM   #554 (permalink)
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...watching you poop
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Old 06-30-2009, 04:58 PM   #555 (permalink)
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In the narrative voice of a wildlife stalker:

Jolly show! As if badgers weren't dangerous enough devils as it is, a certain new species of the critters, Meles Akuilu, have taken up the ancient witchcraft practice of voodoo in order to better effectively maul humans when they would least expect it: when there isn't a visible badger within the current vicinty, and man seems at ease with his face and scrotum all but left unguarded, that is when these conniving bastards strike!

It is a truly rare spectacle to observe these beasts preparing for a supernatural attack.
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:40 AM   #556 (permalink)
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Carrot glace's makes me laugh audibly. Good ones all around again, but the veritable chuckle has to be the win. "Watching you Poop." Ha!

/ OK. Fine. I'm Juvenile. Get over it.

Take it away, Carrot Glace
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:43 AM   #557 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:17 AM   #558 (permalink)
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When precious moments turn DEADLY!!!!!!
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Old 07-03-2009, 02:30 AM   #559 (permalink)
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Old 07-03-2009, 09:53 AM   #560 (permalink)
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