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Old 10-19-2008, 08:51 AM   #361 (permalink)
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Why yes, I do speak carp.

Alright Tophat, you win! Take it away.
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Old 10-19-2008, 06:55 PM   #362 (permalink)
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Thank you, esteemed Chairman. Let's give this one a shot
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Old 10-20-2008, 04:30 AM   #363 (permalink)
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Chaos ensued once word got out about an open casting call for a local production of Beauty and the Beast.
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Old 10-21-2008, 03:57 AM   #364 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2008, 05:16 AM   #365 (permalink)
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Two weeks and two posts? Man.
I'll give it a couple more days and pick one.
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Old 11-02-2008, 04:57 PM   #366 (permalink)
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If you were to encounter evil wildebeests down a dark and lonely path, would you consider them bad gnus?
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Old 11-15-2008, 01:17 PM   #367 (permalink)
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Tophat665....let's keep this alive.
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Old 11-15-2008, 01:31 PM   #368 (permalink)
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:38 PM   #369 (permalink)
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It's a tight one between Coldhands and Uncle Phil, but I have to go with Coldhands for avoiding the obvious pun.

Take it away, oh ye of the chilly mitts.
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Old 11-15-2008, 05:29 PM   #370 (permalink)
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/me spits out sour grapes...

congrats, coldhands..
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Old 11-16-2008, 03:12 PM   #371 (permalink)
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thanks Gents....

Try try this one.

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Old 11-16-2008, 07:48 PM   #372 (permalink)
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Old 11-17-2008, 05:52 AM   #373 (permalink)
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Trevor the Trolley's shameful fetish was spiralling out of control.
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Old 11-17-2008, 06:35 AM   #374 (permalink)
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Ladies and Gentles, tourist season is now officially open. Remember, 3 daily is the bag limit, and you have to throw back any under 48".
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Old 11-17-2008, 12:32 PM   #375 (permalink)
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"and at press time, ladies and gentlemen..."
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Old 11-18-2008, 02:05 AM   #376 (permalink)
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Martha found an ingenious way to get around town without having to pay for gas or fare, but I bet you'll never guess how.
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Old 11-25-2008, 05:00 AM   #377 (permalink)
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Trevor the Trolley's shameful fetish was spiralling out of control.

fresnelly...it's yours. Love the "kinky" references.....
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Old 11-25-2008, 09:30 AM   #378 (permalink)
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Excellent!

Next up:

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Old 11-25-2008, 10:34 AM   #379 (permalink)
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And on the screen, you can see the genetic structure of the invisible ferret I am holding in my hands.
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:11 PM   #380 (permalink)
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yo, don't need glasses to see that, mofo...
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Old 11-26-2008, 05:37 PM   #381 (permalink)
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Go ahead, try it out, I'm telling you this baby has a lot of miles left on it for the price.
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Old 11-28-2008, 11:39 AM   #382 (permalink)
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I don't know how many times I have to tell you, but at the molecular level, I'm holding five apples in my hand. Honest!
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:51 AM   #383 (permalink)
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The Prize goes to Tophat!
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Old 12-02-2008, 06:27 AM   #384 (permalink)
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Thanks!
Proposal Season is here folks, so I'll get to this later tonight.
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Old 12-06-2008, 03:23 PM   #385 (permalink)
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Sorry folks.
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Old 12-06-2008, 03:36 PM   #386 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:07 PM   #387 (permalink)
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When bad tourists fail to realize the situation, they become a prime & smiling example of being locked up abroad.
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Old 12-10-2008, 06:24 AM   #388 (permalink)
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Team Loser decided to have a group photo anyways.
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:48 AM   #389 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:41 PM   #390 (permalink)
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When bad tourists fail to realize the situation, they become a prime & smiling example of being locked up abroad.
The winner.
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Old 12-18-2008, 05:01 AM   #391 (permalink)
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Jetee, your up man
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Old 12-27-2008, 06:52 AM   #392 (permalink)
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ding, dong, this tread is dead
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Old 12-28-2008, 12:43 PM   #393 (permalink)
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top, pick a second place to run with this ball...
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Old 12-28-2008, 03:13 PM   #394 (permalink)
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Coldhands, over to you.
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Old 12-29-2008, 04:35 AM   #395 (permalink)
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alrighty....try this one....




Winner to be decided by 1/2/09, 8PM, check back for updates.
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Old 12-29-2008, 06:32 AM   #396 (permalink)
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As the majority of the Hells Angels enter their golden years, there are going to be some changes.
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Old 12-29-2008, 07:34 AM   #397 (permalink)
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As the majority of the Hells Angels enter their golden years, there are going to be some changes.
Top has set the bar pretty high!
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Old 12-29-2008, 02:19 PM   #398 (permalink)
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"Next up for auction we have a... uh... umm... well... Starting bids at $10,000!"

or

Ultimately, Batman decided to go with a somewhat less flamboyant designer.
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Old 12-29-2008, 02:44 PM   #399 (permalink)
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"the spirit of liberace..."
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Old 12-29-2008, 08:06 PM   #400 (permalink)
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You people are making me laugh out loud. Thanks.
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