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#363 (permalink) |
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Location: The next town over
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Chaos ensued once word got out about an open casting call for a local production of Beauty and the Beast.
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#364 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"who's the gnu kid in school?"
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#365 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Two weeks and two posts? Man.
I'll give it a couple more days and pick one.
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#366 (permalink) |
The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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If you were to encounter evil wildebeests down a dark and lonely path, would you consider them bad gnus?
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#367 (permalink) |
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Location: The next town over
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Tophat665....let's keep this alive.
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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard |
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#369 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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It's a tight one between Coldhands and Uncle Phil, but I have to go with Coldhands for avoiding the obvious pun.
Take it away, oh ye of the chilly mitts.
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#370 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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/me spits out sour grapes...
congrats, coldhands..
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#371 (permalink) |
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Location: The next town over
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thanks Gents....
Try try this one. ![]()
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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard |
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#373 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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Trevor the Trolley's shameful fetish was spiralling out of control.
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#374 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Ladies and Gentles, tourist season is now officially open. Remember, 3 daily is the bag limit, and you have to throw back any under 48".
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#375 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"and at press time, ladies and gentlemen..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#376 (permalink) |
The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Martha found an ingenious way to get around town without having to pay for gas or fare, but I bet you'll never guess how.
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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#377 (permalink) | |
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Location: The next town over
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Quote:
fresnelly...it's yours. Love the "kinky" references.....
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#378 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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Excellent!
Next up: ![]()
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#379 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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And on the screen, you can see the genetic structure of the invisible ferret I am holding in my hands.
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#380 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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yo, don't need glasses to see that, mofo...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#381 (permalink) |
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Location: The next town over
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Go ahead, try it out, I'm telling you this baby has a lot of miles left on it for the price.
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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard |
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#382 (permalink) |
The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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I don't know how many times I have to tell you, but at the molecular level, I'm holding five apples in my hand. Honest!
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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#383 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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The Prize goes to Tophat!
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#384 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Thanks!
Proposal Season is here folks, so I'll get to this later tonight.
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#386 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#387 (permalink) |
The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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When bad tourists fail to realize the situation, they become a prime & smiling example of being locked up abroad.
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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#388 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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Team Loser decided to have a group photo anyways.
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#389 (permalink) |
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Location: The next town over
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The inspiration for the "Geek Squad"
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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard |
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#391 (permalink) |
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Location: The next town over
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Jetee, your up man
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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard |
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#392 (permalink) |
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Location: The next town over
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ding, dong, this tread is dead
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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard |
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#393 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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top, pick a second place to run with this ball...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#395 (permalink) |
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Location: The next town over
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alrighty....try this one....
![]() Winner to be decided by 1/2/09, 8PM, check back for updates.
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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard |
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#396 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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As the majority of the Hells Angels enter their golden years, there are going to be some changes.
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#397 (permalink) |
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Location: The next town over
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Top has set the bar pretty high!
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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard |
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#398 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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"Next up for auction we have a... uh... umm... well... Starting bids at $10,000!"
or Ultimately, Batman decided to go with a somewhat less flamboyant designer.
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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life Last edited by fresnelly; 12-29-2008 at 02:21 PM.. |
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#399 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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"the spirit of liberace..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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