Tophat665

Hard to resist the Zappa, but I have to give it to Gabbyness for the "Flying Mennonite"

Take it away, Gabbyness!

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Gabbyness

Here ya go:

"Meet Sparky, the very uncomfortable agnostic."

BEAT. THAT. CAPTION!

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Jetée

Yeah, I was of the same thinking. As soon as I read it, I had a good hearty chuckle.


Go, Gabby. Oh, you went, Gabby. I'll catch up now, Gabby.

What Child Is This?!

(what can I say; I'm a sucker for Christmas carols...)

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

coldhands

Who you talkin' 'bout circumsizing?

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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference."

-Werner Erhard

Tophat665

The lesser know drawbacks of a dog in the manger.

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carrot glace

you'll never guess where her other hand is...
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if jesus hasnt smited us yet, he will

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Tophat665

The Nativity of the Bat Boy.

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thirdsun

In a fit of sibling jealousy, Jesus turns his newborn brother into a dog.

inBOIL

Son of God? Are you dyslexic?

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

Gabbyness

Great start all -- we'll go until Wed PM (EST).

Hilarious.

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Tophat665

Dominicanus (The dog of god)

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fresnelly

Next time on Quantum Leap...

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

carrot glace

hail satan!

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Xerxys

This is what happens when the son lost a bet to the holy ghost.

Gabbyness

Some really excellent replies all around, honorable mentions to "Dog in a Manger" and sibling rivalry, but, I gotta go with Jetee for the confused Christmas Carol.

Jetee - if you would . . .

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Xerxys

Can someone pick this up before I get greedy??

Gabbyness

Do it up Mr X.

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Xerxys

Friday it is.

carrot glace

i believe that SOMEONE in this picture, got an erection
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fashion police: undercover

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

uncle phil

"I said, 'show me your freakin' tattoo?'"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

crap. The first time I've won in over a year. And I missed it. again. You got greedy, Xerxys. That's why your civilization vanished in one night!

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Tophat665

KHITBASH already in progress.

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Gabbyness

"The wrong kind of daisy chain . . ."

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Jehu

Just another day in the "America's Got Talent" auditions line.

Xerxys

Some great stuff here ... you guys are indeed funny.

Hey man, how about you try this one then! You might win.

Tophat665

No wire hangers! No wire hangers ever!

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

fresnelly

"Who you callin' low class!"

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Xerxys

lol some really good ones here ... you guys have till midnight tonight before I name a winner!

Tophat665

I feel Pretty, Oh so Pretty, I feel Pretty and Witty and STABBY!

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

carrot glace

braaaaains

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Bear Cub

"DAMNIT! The WNBA is not just about good fundamentals!"

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Living in the United Socialist States of America.

Xerxys

Man this was a tough call ... bearcub came in and leveled the playing field but I have to go with the wire hangers.

Take it Topaht665!

Tophat665

Thanks, Majesty.



What are they reacting to?

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Gabbyness

Two girls . . . one . . . OH MY SWEET JUMPIN' JEHOSHAPHAT!

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Jetée

Anatomy Class 201 was never quite the same when substitute Mrs. Birchwood took over the remainder of the semester and decided upon a 'hands-on' approach to teaching the course.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

carrot glace

is...is that porn?...on the internet!?

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

uncle phil

"adam? adam ant? 'zat you?"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

fresnelly

Group photo day at the Chronic Back Pain Club.

OR

The 3rd Annual Buttplug Marathon for Charity hits its fourth hour.

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

thirdsun

Jehu

What do you know? It DOES make you go blind.