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coldhands · 07-11-2008, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopilot

catastropeas

Otto....you crack me up. You win!!

ottopilot · 07-11-2008, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldhands

Otto....you crack me up. You win!!

Yay!

Here's a new one...

jewels · 07-12-2008, 01:10 AM

Who looks more like Santa, me or Flipper?

coldhands · 07-12-2008, 03:33 AM

Flipper, for the last time, I can't deliver to the aquarium 'cause you don't have a chimney!

or

Whatever man, you dont have the suit, the belt, or the boots. You don't look more like Santa than I do.

or

I don't care what you say....according to Joan Rivers, white boots are totally appropriate for a summer Santa.

ottopilot · 07-12-2008, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldhands

Whatever man, you dont have the suit, the belt, or the boots. You don't look more like Santa than I do.

I like this one the best so far!

Tophat665 · 07-13-2008, 06:42 AM

I don't get it. He keeps saying "Christian White's Aryan Reggae band".

coldhands · 07-17-2008, 08:38 AM

otto...can we announce a winner?

ottopilot · 07-17-2008, 09:27 AM

sorry ... falling down on the job. I was hoping for a few more responses.

Although they all got a laugh out of me... I have to throw it back to you coldhands. You win for ...

"Whatever man, you dont have the suit, the belt, or the boots. You don't look more like Santa than I do."!

coldhands · 07-17-2008, 09:49 AM

Thanks Otto...

uncle phil · 07-18-2008, 01:58 AM

"belly dancer, my ass! i OWN this town!"

Tophat665 · 07-18-2008, 06:16 AM

In those days there were giants in the Earth. And they were rednecks.

Redlemon · 07-18-2008, 06:33 AM

Look, it's right over there. Next to the black building. No, not the right side, the left side. Other left. Geez, look, it's walking toward us. No, not that bird...

Poppinjay · 07-18-2008, 07:01 AM

Sure, it was hard to find a uniform for Rafael, but he was the best damn dish installer at the satellite company.

coldhands · 07-21-2008, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Poppinjay

Sure, it was hard to find a uniform for Rafael, but he was the best damn dish installer at the satellite company.

Jay...you win. Post away

Poppinjay · 07-21-2008, 05:54 AM

coldhands · 07-21-2008, 06:00 AM

If you like how these guys play chess...you should watch them play Dungens and Dragons.

Redlemon · 07-21-2008, 06:29 AM

Just for information's sake...

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Originally Posted by Chess boxing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A match between two opponents consists of up to eleven alternating rounds of boxing and chess sessions, starting with a four-minute chess round followed by two minutes of boxing and so on.[1] Between rounds there is a one minute pause, during which competitors change their gear. The form of chess played is speed chess in which each competitor has a total of twelve minutes for the whole game. Competitors may win by knockout, checkmate, a judge's decision or if their opponent's twelve minutes of chess time elapses. If a contestant does not make a move in the chessround, he will be issued a warning by the referee and he must then make a move within the next 10 seconds.

fresnelly · 07-21-2008, 06:59 AM

"I must break you."

/sorry I missed my last win

uncle phil · 07-21-2008, 04:34 PM

"where's the broad with the big tits and the sign?"

Tophat665 · 07-22-2008, 04:38 PM

An entirely different night in Bangkok.
Truly, a show with everything but Yul Brenner.
This grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining buddha.

ottopilot · 07-22-2008, 04:46 PM

Listening to Human League really gets us in "the mood" while playing topless chess.

allaboutmusic · 07-24-2008, 05:16 PM

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Bilbert · 07-24-2008, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by allaboutmusic

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Bummer.

coldhands · 07-25-2008, 04:05 AM

Jay, declare a winner and let's move on.

Poppinjay · 07-30-2008, 06:15 AM

Sorry, the D&D comment by coldhands made me snicker.

coldhands · 07-30-2008, 09:39 AM

sweet....

Try this one....

fresnelly · 07-30-2008, 09:51 AM

Jenna and Roy were later fired by BoxCo.

Willravel · 07-30-2008, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by coldhands

sweet....

Try this one....

"I want you to put the sex back into the box industry."

"Fragile, Handle with care."

KellyC · 07-30-2008, 10:31 AM

Lesbians' box.

fresnelly · 07-30-2008, 11:02 AM

The boxing match proved to be less than entertaining.

coldhands · 07-30-2008, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly

The boxing match proved to be less than entertaining.

This has to win. Love the dry-wit. Your turn to post.

uncle phil · 07-31-2008, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldhands

This has to win. Love the dry-wit. Your turn to post.

c'mon, you ought to give it a few days...what's the rush?

give's a few more people the opportunity to get involved...

i believe that's how we started out this thread...

Poppinjay · 07-31-2008, 03:12 AM

Like most chicks, Sara and Kelly liked to wear their boyfriend's boxers. Unlike most chicks, they were also very stupid.

coldhands · 07-31-2008, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

c'mon, you ought to give it a few days...what's the rush?

give's a few more people the opportunity to get involved...

i believe that's how we started out this thread...

After being strong-armed by Uncle Phil

I have reconsidered and the race is still on....

ottopilot · 07-31-2008, 03:20 AM

An early work by Picasso experimenting with a digital camera.

Tophat665 · 07-31-2008, 05:48 AM

While they agreed that they were indeed tight little boxes, Sheri and Julia figured they probably wouldn't help them pick up a better class of man.

ottopilot · 07-31-2008, 11:22 AM

Another failed attempt by Salvador Dali's near-do-well nephew (Steve) to ride the master's coat-tails.

speshul-k · 08-01-2008, 08:23 AM

Tonight on Fox!
When REAL DOLLS go bad.

coldhands · 08-01-2008, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldhands

After being strong-armed by Uncle Phil

I have reconsidered and the race is still on....

Uncle Phil, you declare the winner as my descision may not withstand a supreme-court challange....

jewels · 08-01-2008, 08:45 AM

You're the only one I've met who fits within the same confines!

07-12-2008, 01:10 AM	#243 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Who looks more like Santa, me or Flipper? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-12-2008, 03:33 AM	#244 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	Flipper, for the last time, I can't deliver to the aquarium 'cause you don't have a chimney! or Whatever man, you dont have the suit, the belt, or the boots. You don't look more like Santa than I do. or I don't care what you say....according to Joan Rivers, white boots are totally appropriate for a summer Santa. __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard Last edited by coldhands; 07-12-2008 at 03:37 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

07-13-2008, 06:42 AM	#246 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I don't get it. He keeps saying "Christian White's Aryan Reggae band". __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-17-2008, 08:38 AM	#247 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	otto...can we announce a winner? __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

07-17-2008, 09:27 AM	#248 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	sorry ... falling down on the job. I was hoping for a few more responses. Although they all got a laugh out of me... I have to throw it back to you coldhands. You win for ... "Whatever man, you dont have the suit, the belt, or the boots. You don't look more like Santa than I do."! __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-17-2008, 09:49 AM	#249 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	Thanks Otto... __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

07-18-2008, 01:58 AM	#250 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"belly dancer, my ass! i OWN this town!" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-18-2008, 06:16 AM	#251 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	In those days there were giants in the Earth. And they were rednecks. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-18-2008, 06:33 AM	#252 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Look, it's right over there. Next to the black building. No, not the right side, the left side. Other left. Geez, look, it's walking toward us. No, not that bird... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

07-18-2008, 07:01 AM	#253 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Sure, it was hard to find a uniform for Rafael, but he was the best damn dish installer at the satellite company. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

07-21-2008, 05:54 AM	#255 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	__________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

07-21-2008, 06:00 AM	#256 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	If you like how these guys play chess...you should watch them play Dungens and Dragons. __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

07-21-2008, 06:59 AM	#258 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	"I must break you." /sorry I missed my last win __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

07-21-2008, 04:34 PM	#259 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"where's the broad with the big tits and the sign?" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-22-2008, 04:38 PM	#260 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	An entirely different night in Bangkok. Truly, a show with everything but Yul Brenner. This grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining buddha. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by Tophat665; 07-22-2008 at 04:39 PM.. Reason: Enhanced cleverness

07-24-2008, 05:16 PM	#262 (permalink)
allaboutmusic Aurally Fixated	Image appears to have disappeared...

07-22-2008, 04:46 PM	#261 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	Listening to Human League really gets us in "the mood" while playing topless chess. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-25-2008, 04:05 AM	#264 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	Jay, declare a winner and let's move on. __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

07-30-2008, 06:15 AM	#265 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Sorry, the D&D comment by coldhands made me snicker. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

07-30-2008, 09:39 AM	#266 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	sweet.... Try this one.... __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

07-30-2008, 09:51 AM	#267 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Jenna and Roy were later fired by BoxCo. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

07-30-2008, 10:31 AM	#269 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Lesbians' box. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

07-30-2008, 11:02 AM	#270 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	The boxing match proved to be less than entertaining. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

07-31-2008, 03:12 AM	#273 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Like most chicks, Sara and Kelly liked to wear their boyfriend's boxers. Unlike most chicks, they were also very stupid. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

07-31-2008, 03:20 AM	#275 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	An early work by Picasso experimenting with a digital camera. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-31-2008, 05:48 AM	#276 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	While they agreed that they were indeed tight little boxes, Sheri and Julia figured they probably wouldn't help them pick up a better class of man. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-31-2008, 11:22 AM	#277 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	Another failed attempt by Salvador Dali's near-do-well nephew (Steve) to ride the master's coat-tails. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-01-2008, 08:23 AM	#278 (permalink)
speshul-k Insane	Tonight on Fox! When REAL DOLLS go bad.

08-01-2008, 08:45 AM	#280 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	You're the only one I've met who fits within the same confines! __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain