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Old 02-04-2010, 07:56 AM   #801 (permalink)
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Hey! get it together Luigi!
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Old 02-05-2010, 06:24 AM   #802 (permalink)
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Am I too early to close this? So be it.
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The latest edition of Mario Party featured an unexpected easter egg: if the same character is selected more than once, they are relegated to playing sans overalls.

Not pictured above due to decency standards: Princess Peach and Donkey Kong.
Jetee takes this round. I really wanted an explanation of the doubled characters and the partial nudity. Jetee's answer was so concise that I thought I was in a regular videogame thread, and had to doublecheck the page title.
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Old 02-05-2010, 06:41 AM   #803 (permalink)
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Old 02-05-2010, 07:01 AM   #804 (permalink)
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:16 AM   #805 (permalink)
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:35 PM   #806 (permalink)
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Wow. Backhanded compliment. Still got the win at least.

Gonna check my picture portfolio for a good one and starting the newest round within the next few hours.
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Old 02-05-2010, 07:18 PM   #807 (permalink)
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Not backhanded at all. I loved it, Jetee.
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Old 02-05-2010, 07:34 PM   #808 (permalink)
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Man, how I get backed up in a hurry.
(thanks, RedLemon, for inadvertently reminding me that I was actually suppose to start this newest round back up almost 3 hours ago.)

Alright, a few more seconds, and.......

have away at it!
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:14 PM   #809 (permalink)
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I thought I told you not to bring that toga to work.
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Old 02-06-2010, 01:48 AM   #810 (permalink)
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Why, yes, daughter. I will extend your Rumspringa another two weeks!!
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Old 02-06-2010, 10:35 AM   #811 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2010, 02:57 PM   #812 (permalink)
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When did I start this? Alright, three days have passed, and three participants' have enter their ballots (one of which I really think takes the cake).

Three more days for anyone else to send in your write-in ticket for this round's crown.
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:13 AM   #813 (permalink)
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Jet, I gotta say, this is one of the best pics I've seen in a while for captions. It's really limitless.
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:21 AM   #814 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2010, 06:28 AM   #815 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2010, 05:36 PM   #816 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2010, 06:00 PM   #817 (permalink)
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Jet, I gotta say, this is one of the best pics I've seen in a while for captions. It's really limitless.
Thank you. I have a very replete inventory of pics in my portfolio, so I really try to maximize my opportunites at hosting a new round whenever I can.
If not, pictures like the one above just lay about, biding.
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suffer for your art!!
And with the final entry of this week's round, I announce the winner. Sorry Xerxys, for quoting you and maybe giving you a false sense of victory (even though I really liked your caption) but, this weeks best caption goes to . . .


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Why, yes, daughter. I will extend your Rumspringa another two weeks!!


Yes, Fremen. Very choice selection of a short story's weave. The Parenthood woes and Amish reference made my day.
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Old 02-11-2010, 07:51 PM   #818 (permalink)
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Wow, who says watching dumb movies doesn't get you anywhere?

I recently watched "Sex Drive", with Seth Green as an Amish man that knows a lot about repairing automobiles.
It was funny in parts, but mostly because I have a friend that looks just like the sidekick buddy in the film.

Thanks for the pick.

Ok, here's the next pic:

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Old 02-14-2010, 02:45 PM   #819 (permalink)
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Man, I got nuthin' ...
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Old 02-14-2010, 10:31 PM   #820 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2010, 05:41 PM   #821 (permalink)
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"You said costume party!"
"No I didn't! I said Theme-Dress. There's a difference"
"That means costume!"
(Through clenched teeth...) "Shut up and keep waving at the camera."
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:13 AM   #822 (permalink)
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Soem men are afraid of commitment, but this one is downright chicken.
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:57 PM   #823 (permalink)
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"You said costume party!"
"No I didn't! I said Theme-Dress. There's a difference"
"That means costume!"
(Through clenched teeth...) "Shut up and keep waving at the camera."
I liked Jehu's the best. Though, Top's came a close second.
Congrats, Jehu. Your turn.
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Old 02-21-2010, 05:34 PM   #824 (permalink)
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Thanks. I'll post something tomorrow.
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Old 02-23-2010, 07:35 AM   #825 (permalink)
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I tried to post this with my "smart" phone but I had to wait until I got back to my desktop. Sorry for the delay. Let's see what we can do with this:


photo by Dan Newton, Liquid in Plastic – Photography and Words by Dan Newton
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Old 02-23-2010, 07:43 AM   #826 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2010, 10:12 AM   #827 (permalink)
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You betta bet your life.

---------- Post added at 01:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:11 PM ----------

Isn't that just like a wop, brings a fighting fish to a gunfight.
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Old 02-23-2010, 10:14 AM   #828 (permalink)
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Note to self: dried beans are not an appropriate substitue when you are out of fish food.
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Old 02-23-2010, 11:21 AM   #829 (permalink)
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Note to self: dried beans are not an appropriate substitue when you are out of fish food.
Oh my. I'd say the folks in my office were wondering if I've gone crazy if they weren't already certain of it and wondering what set me off this time. Well done.
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Old 02-23-2010, 11:35 AM   #830 (permalink)
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Thanks! Top, it took me a second read, but I appreciate the subtlety of the 'betta' joke.
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Old 02-23-2010, 12:44 PM   #831 (permalink)
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Note to self: dried beans are not an appropriate substitute when you are out of fish food.
I just can't beat this ...
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Old 02-23-2010, 01:18 PM   #832 (permalink)
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Let me try...

"Little Goldie does his best Kool-Aid Man impression with spectacular results, "Oh, yeahhh!"
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Old 02-24-2010, 12:19 AM   #833 (permalink)
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damn you SNIPER KITTY!
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:46 PM   #834 (permalink)
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another...

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Old 03-01-2010, 04:10 PM   #835 (permalink)
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I don't think Redlemon can be beat. Take it Red.
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Old 03-02-2010, 08:18 AM   #836 (permalink)
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I would rather try to be highbrow, but sometimes there's no way to pass on the fart joke.

Anyway, just saw this one in Make Love Not War Images, and liked it:
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Old 03-02-2010, 08:41 AM   #837 (permalink)
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Here, with their hit "Turn Up the Radio", from the Soviet Union, let's have a big hand for Autograph!
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:10 AM   #838 (permalink)
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:16 AM   #839 (permalink)
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Old 03-02-2010, 12:49 PM   #840 (permalink)
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