In the narrative voice of a wildlife stalker:
Jolly show! As if badgers weren't dangerous enough devils as it is, a certain new species of the critters, Meles Akuilu, have taken up the ancient witchcraft practice of voodoo in order to better effectively maul humans when they would least expect it: when there isn't a visible badger within the current vicinty, and man seems at ease with his face and scrotum all but left unguarded, that is when these conniving bastards strike!
It is a truly rare spectacle to observe these beasts preparing for a supernatural attack.
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi
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