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Old 01-03-2009, 01:28 PM   #401 (permalink)
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Top has set the bar pretty high!
Top pulls out the win!!!!! Ready, set, go!
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Old 01-03-2009, 03:18 PM   #402 (permalink)
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Thanks!
Give this one a go
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Old 01-03-2009, 03:30 PM   #403 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2009, 04:54 PM   #404 (permalink)
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:08 AM   #405 (permalink)
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Old 01-04-2009, 10:39 AM   #406 (permalink)
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Things got a bit ugly outside a recent Alvin and the Chipmonks concert at Madison Square Garden.
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Old 01-04-2009, 12:02 PM   #407 (permalink)
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Man, outstanding stuff so far. There are about 2 or 3 more I might expect to see post. If they do, and if y'all are OK, I'll call it then.
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Old 01-04-2009, 04:00 PM   #408 (permalink)
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:21 AM   #409 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2009, 06:28 AM   #410 (permalink)
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This Round to Phil for the Captain and Tenielle reference. Good show. Runner up: Everybody else. Great round.
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Old 01-22-2009, 01:06 PM   #411 (permalink)
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well fuck me...

seems photobucket didn't like that one...

sorry, guys, i'll come up with another shortly...
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Old 01-22-2009, 01:29 PM   #412 (permalink)
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Our patented breast sizing ring confirms that this young lady is a "10"
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Old 01-22-2009, 08:59 PM   #413 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2009, 06:02 AM   #414 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2009, 06:06 AM   #415 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2009, 01:40 PM   #416 (permalink)
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well fuck me...

seems photobucket didn't like that one...

sorry, guys, i'll come up with another shortly...
-----Added 26/1/2009 at 04 : 43 : 23-----
ok...here we go:


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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-26-2009, 03:22 PM   #417 (permalink)
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Apparently she didn't read the label that warned "not exceed 35 lbs per square inch."
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Old 01-26-2009, 07:55 PM   #418 (permalink)
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I'm udderly speechless at the moment.
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:12 PM   #419 (permalink)
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:27 AM   #420 (permalink)
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sorry going with my second post... if thats ok
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:33 AM   #421 (permalink)
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:58 PM   #422 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2009, 02:40 PM   #423 (permalink)
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i'll pick a winner monday afternoon...

keep those captions comin'...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 01-30-2009, 12:18 AM   #424 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2009, 01:37 PM   #425 (permalink)
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sorry i'm late, people...

the winner:

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CAUTION: Do not remove protective tree support! Crushing damage may result in severe injury or fatality!
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:50 AM   #426 (permalink)
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Old 02-25-2009, 11:47 PM   #427 (permalink)
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Since I was about 2 1/2 months late for my winning repartee, I suppose we can see if The Faba still wants to claim his win over the previous round.

Let's wait and see...
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Old 03-06-2009, 12:24 PM   #428 (permalink)
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Fuck it. I'm posting.

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Old 03-06-2009, 12:40 PM   #429 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-06-2009, 05:45 PM   #430 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:19 PM   #431 (permalink)
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This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.
I must fire my rifle true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
Before God I swear this creed.
My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

Now give me some fucking kibble!
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Old 03-09-2009, 10:10 AM   #432 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:38 PM   #433 (permalink)
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OK, this one instead:
"Yes, General, we have specially trained a group of commandos to seek out and neutralize Richard Gere. This is one of them."
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Old 03-10-2009, 08:18 AM   #434 (permalink)
 
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Old 03-10-2009, 09:28 AM   #435 (permalink)
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This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.
I must fire my rifle true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
Before God I swear this creed.
My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

Now give me some fucking kibble!
Prize to Tophat! You're next!

I also would have accepted "I'll give you my gun when you take it from my tiny cold, dead hands!"

or Agent Hammy "Tiny Bear" Hamster always gets his man
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:46 AM   #436 (permalink)
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Thanks! Try this one out for size:
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:09 AM   #437 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:20 AM   #438 (permalink)
 
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:28 PM   #439 (permalink)
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it's the real thing...
in the back of your mind...
what you're hoping to find...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:34 PM   #440 (permalink)
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