01-03-2009, 01:28 PM | #401 (permalink) |
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Top pulls out the win!!!!! Ready, set, go!
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01-03-2009, 03:30 PM | #403 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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"honey, i know this ain't muskrat love but, what the fuck, let's give it a go..."
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01-03-2009, 04:54 PM | #404 (permalink) |
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Those are my nuts, bitch!
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01-04-2009, 10:39 AM | #406 (permalink) |
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Things got a bit ugly outside a recent Alvin and the Chipmonks concert at Madison Square Garden.
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01-04-2009, 12:02 PM | #407 (permalink) |
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Man, outstanding stuff so far. There are about 2 or 3 more I might expect to see post. If they do, and if y'all are OK, I'll call it then.
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01-22-2009, 06:28 AM | #410 (permalink) |
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This Round to Phil for the Captain and Tenielle reference. Good show. Runner up: Everybody else. Great round.
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01-22-2009, 01:06 PM | #411 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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well fuck me... seems photobucket didn't like that one... sorry, guys, i'll come up with another shortly...
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01-22-2009, 01:29 PM | #412 (permalink) |
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Our patented breast sizing ring confirms that this young lady is a "10"
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01-23-2009, 06:02 AM | #414 (permalink) |
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Cynthia was beginning to doubt the Federal Breast Inspector's credibility.
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01-26-2009, 01:40 PM | #416 (permalink) | |
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Quote:
ok...here we go:
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01-26-2009, 03:22 PM | #417 (permalink) |
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Apparently she didn't read the label that warned "not exceed 35 lbs per square inch."
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01-26-2009, 11:12 PM | #419 (permalink) |
But You'll Never Prove It.
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You only love me for my legs, don't you?
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01-27-2009, 06:33 AM | #421 (permalink) |
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The resort's most popular nature walk is "The Trees of Brazil".
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01-28-2009, 02:40 PM | #423 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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deadline: sunday night...
i'll pick a winner monday afternoon... keep those captions comin'...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
02-03-2009, 01:37 PM | #425 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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sorry i'm late, people...
the winner:
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
02-25-2009, 11:47 PM | #427 (permalink) |
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Since I was about 2 1/2 months late for my winning repartee, I suppose we can see if The Faba still wants to claim his win over the previous round.
Let's wait and see...
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03-06-2009, 12:24 PM | #428 (permalink) |
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Fuck it. I'm posting.
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03-06-2009, 12:40 PM | #429 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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"wait'll you have to COUNT these cold, dead fingers..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
03-06-2009, 05:45 PM | #430 (permalink) |
I have eaten the slaw
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"I call it Vera"
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03-06-2009, 09:19 PM | #431 (permalink) |
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This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE. Now give me some fucking kibble!
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03-09-2009, 10:10 AM | #432 (permalink) |
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You'll get my fur when you pry it from my cold, dead body....
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03-09-2009, 07:38 PM | #433 (permalink) |
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OK, this one instead:
"Yes, General, we have specially trained a group of commandos to seek out and neutralize Richard Gere. This is one of them."
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03-10-2009, 09:28 AM | #435 (permalink) | |
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I also would have accepted "I'll give you my gun when you take it from my tiny cold, dead hands!" or Agent Hammy "Tiny Bear" Hamster always gets his man
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03-12-2009, 08:09 AM | #437 (permalink) |
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Carl refused to admit he had a drinking problem.
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03-13-2009, 12:28 PM | #439 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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it's the real thing...
in the back of your mind... what you're hoping to find...
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03-18-2009, 02:34 PM | #440 (permalink) |
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Diet Coke's new add campaign, "sticks to your head, not to your hips."
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