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uncle phil · 07-27-2007, 12:31 PM

i can't compete with that...

Jetée · 07-30-2007, 04:22 AM

Do we have a winner?

ItWasMe · 07-31-2007, 07:06 PM

I had a hard time choosing, and had to ask a relative to help me decide. Good thing there were only 3 entries, eh?

The winner is:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bachmelle

My name is Mr. Fluffles. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Nnoodles · 07-31-2007, 10:13 PM

Someone post another pic!

FallenAvatar · 08-01-2007, 12:37 AM

Bachmelle · 08-01-2007, 04:57 AM

Give me a chance to post another pic. My last pic was deleted because there was a child in it, so how about this one

IT2002 · 08-01-2007, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FallenAvatar

Secret Service implements new plan to protect the president.

Jetée · 08-01-2007, 07:13 AM

Since Bachmelle won the last round, we should commnt solely on this photo:

IT2002 · 08-01-2007, 12:25 PM

I apologize for commenting on the wrong pic.

For the hanging Elmo pic:

Nancy Grace interviews Elmo about missing muppet

Jetée · 08-02-2007, 04:21 AM

"It would seem as though we were barking up the wrong tree when we had an intervention for Kermit and held a meeting for Oscar's anger... we missed all the signs."

uncle phil · 08-02-2007, 05:01 AM

"Tickle this, America..."

Sticky · 08-03-2007, 07:18 AM

Mr. Noodle and his brother Mr. Noodle apprehended in the hanging death of Elmo after Window Shade gave them away.

forgotten_dream · 08-03-2007, 06:28 PM

"The drugs, the women, the high pitched giggling.... but the party had to come to an end eventualy. Next, on Behind the Music: Elmo"

fresnelly · 08-04-2007, 06:24 PM

"These things happen. Elmo was unstable and so was the chair. " - Oscar T.G.

Jetée · 08-14-2007, 09:49 AM

since there was no determined winner... unclephil, who do you think this round should go to?

Bachmelle · 08-14-2007, 08:18 PM

I forgot all about this game. I just saw the message in my email. So you guys can continue, I'm gonna say that:

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly

"These things happen. Elmo was unstable and so was the chair. " - Oscar T.G.

Is the winner. Though there were a lot of good ones.

Sorry about the delay.

Tophat665 · 08-15-2007, 07:34 PM

Awesome! Love the captions. Good form, jetstream. Fire away, fresnelly!!

fresnelly · 08-20-2007, 06:05 PM

Allrighty. Let's see what we can come up with for this one:

Bachmelle · 08-20-2007, 07:22 PM

And this was the day they closed the clothing-optional beach

forgotten_dream · 08-20-2007, 07:54 PM

Every day, thosands of planes just like this one beach themselves and are stranded. But with your help, we can return these majestic creatures to their ocean home.

Tophat665 · 08-20-2007, 08:07 PM

Francis? Francis? What did you do with the other half of the plane. Francis? Stop staring blankly at the sky at come over here and tell me what you did with the rest of this airplane.

Quote:

Originally Posted by forgotten_dream

Every day, thosands of planes just like this one beach themselves and are stranded. But with your help, we can return these majestic creatures to their ocean home.

Darn you, forgotten_dream. Darn you to heck! That's the very first thing that popped into my head.

ironpham · 08-20-2007, 11:27 PM

Transformers, less than meets the eye.

Tophat665 · 08-21-2007, 03:45 AM

Maureen was the world's best plane caller. She could stand on the beach and call them right up onto the sand to beg for scraps.

uncle phil · 08-21-2007, 05:20 AM

"Thanks for putting your top back on, honey..."

Sticky · 08-21-2007, 07:55 AM

"The same thing every vacation...so boring...why do we come here anymore"

Redlemon · 08-22-2007, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bachmelle

And this was the day they closed the clothing-optional beach

Did you actually recognize the photo? Because they didn't close it, but...

Quote:

Originally Posted by AirDisaster.Com: Accident Photo: Trans Air Link CV-580 N582HG

Date: 06 December 2001
Airline: Trans Air Link
Flight No.: ---
Aircraft: Convair CV-580F
Location: Haulover Beach, Florida
Fatalities: 0:2

Photographer: AP
The cargo aircraft was on a short flight from Ft. Lauderdale-Hollywood to Opa Locka when the Captain reported engine trouble. The aircraft was successfully ditched into the Atlantic Ocean several hundred meters off Haulover Beach. Both crewmembers survived with minor injuries. The aircraft was not carrying any cargo at the time of the accident.

...Haulover Beach is one of the USA's top nude beaches.

IT2002 · 08-22-2007, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly

Allrighty. Let's see what we can come up with for this one:

Cuban plane seeks asylum in United States.

Midnight · 08-22-2007, 10:34 PM

"Oy! Stay out of the water there mate! If the jellyfish are taking out planes now - imagine what they'd do to your sorry ass!"

fresnelly · 08-23-2007, 06:44 PM

Ha! All the entries were great! It was tough to choose, but I'm going to go with Sticky's:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky

"The same thing every vacation...so boring...why do we come here anymore"

It tells a great story.

Sticky · 08-24-2007, 09:08 AM

Awesome.

Here is the next one

fresnelly · 08-24-2007, 06:14 PM

...Nothin' but net.

or,

Needles to say, Godzilla did not make the team.

albania · 08-24-2007, 06:25 PM

Honey, please remember where we parked the car.

Jetée · 09-06-2007, 03:45 AM

It would seem as though MLS has tried every technique in order to have the sport appeal to a wider audience, even going so far as hiring the mythically massive and powerful Titans from Bangladesh... sigh, it was too bad they had no coordination whatsoever.

Tophat665 · 09-06-2007, 04:11 AM

..And that's the way the Mercedes Bends.

or

Benz it like Beckham.

Sticky · 09-06-2007, 05:09 AM

fresnelly wins

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly

Needles to say, Godzilla did not make the team.

let's continue.

fresnelly · 09-08-2007, 03:54 PM

I'm unable able to post any photos until later this week so someone else should go in my place. I cede it to TopHat665's "..And that's the way the Mercedes Bends." because I found it punny.

Sticky · 09-19-2007, 05:17 AM

fresnelly??? TopHat665???

Munku · 09-19-2007, 11:46 PM

The god's are playing soccer again.

Jetée · 09-22-2007, 07:10 PM

As initializer, I think I should pick it up from where we last begun (since both Tophat665 and fresnelly were unable to produce a Pic)

We roll off anew with:

by Frederick Williams.

Sticky · 09-24-2007, 07:04 AM

"When you're a Jet
You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dying day"

07-27-2007, 12:31 PM	#81 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i can't compete with that... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-30-2007, 04:22 AM	#82 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Do we have a winner? __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

08-01-2007, 12:37 AM	#85 (permalink)
FallenAvatar Psycho	__________________ Fetch me the spirit, the son and the father, Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.

08-01-2007, 07:13 AM	#88 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Since Bachmelle won the last round, we should commnt solely on this photo: __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

08-01-2007, 12:25 PM	#89 (permalink)
IT2002 Tilted Location: Normal, IL	I apologize for commenting on the wrong pic. For the hanging Elmo pic: Nancy Grace interviews Elmo about missing muppet __________________ It doesn't even feel like whatever time it is.

07-31-2007, 10:13 PM	#84 (permalink)
Nnoodles Upright	Someone post another pic!

08-01-2007, 04:57 AM	#86 (permalink)
Bachmelle Upright	Give me a chance to post another pic. My last pic was deleted because there was a child in it, so how about this one

08-02-2007, 04:21 AM	#90 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	"It would seem as though we were barking up the wrong tree when we had an intervention for Kermit and held a meeting for Oscar's anger... we missed all the signs." __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

08-02-2007, 05:01 AM	#91 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"Tickle this, America..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-03-2007, 07:18 AM	#92 (permalink)
Sticky	Mr. Noodle and his brother Mr. Noodle apprehended in the hanging death of Elmo after Window Shade gave them away. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-03-2007, 06:28 PM	#93 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	"The drugs, the women, the high pitched giggling.... but the party had to come to an end eventualy. Next, on Behind the Music: Elmo" __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

08-04-2007, 06:24 PM	#94 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	"These things happen. Elmo was unstable and so was the chair. " - Oscar T.G. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

08-14-2007, 09:49 AM	#95 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	since there was no determined winner... unclephil, who do you think this round should go to? __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

08-15-2007, 07:34 PM	#97 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Awesome! Love the captions. Good form, jetstream. Fire away, fresnelly!! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-20-2007, 06:05 PM	#98 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Allrighty. Let's see what we can come up with for this one: __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

08-20-2007, 07:22 PM	#99 (permalink)
Bachmelle Upright	And this was the day they closed the clothing-optional beach

08-20-2007, 07:54 PM	#100 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Every day, thosands of planes just like this one beach themselves and are stranded. But with your help, we can return these majestic creatures to their ocean home. __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

08-20-2007, 11:27 PM	#102 (permalink)
ironpham DOOMTRAIN Location: NC	Transformers, less than meets the eye.

08-21-2007, 03:45 AM	#103 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Maureen was the world's best plane caller. She could stand on the beach and call them right up onto the sand to beg for scraps. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-21-2007, 05:20 AM	#104 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"Thanks for putting your top back on, honey..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-21-2007, 07:55 AM	#105 (permalink)
Sticky	"The same thing every vacation...so boring...why do we come here anymore" __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-22-2007, 10:34 PM	#108 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	"Oy! Stay out of the water there mate! If the jellyfish are taking out planes now - imagine what they'd do to your sorry ass!"

08-24-2007, 09:08 AM	#110 (permalink)
Sticky	Awesome. Here is the next one __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-24-2007, 06:14 PM	#111 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	...Nothin' but net. or, Needles to say, Godzilla did not make the team. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

08-24-2007, 06:25 PM	#112 (permalink)
albania Psycho	Honey, please remember where we parked the car.

09-06-2007, 03:45 AM	#113 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	It would seem as though MLS has tried every technique in order to have the sport appeal to a wider audience, even going so far as hiring the mythically massive and powerful Titans from Bangladesh... sigh, it was too bad they had no coordination whatsoever. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

09-06-2007, 04:11 AM	#114 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	..And that's the way the Mercedes Bends. or Benz it like Beckham. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-08-2007, 03:54 PM	#116 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	I'm unable able to post any photos until later this week so someone else should go in my place. I cede it to TopHat665's "..And that's the way the Mercedes Bends." because I found it punny. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

09-19-2007, 05:17 AM	#117 (permalink)
Sticky	fresnelly??? TopHat665??? __________________ Sticky The Stickman

09-19-2007, 11:46 PM	#118 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	The god's are playing soccer again.

09-22-2007, 07:10 PM	#119 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	As initializer, I think I should pick it up from where we last begun (since both Tophat665 and fresnelly were unable to produce a Pic) We roll off anew with: by Frederick Williams. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

09-24-2007, 07:04 AM	#120 (permalink)
Sticky	"When you're a Jet You're a Jet all the way From your first cigarette To your last dying day" __________________ Sticky The Stickman