Fremen

"Hey boy, I got your moosetache right here!"

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carrot glace

mmm-marry me

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Jehu

Reality TV hit a new low with "Moose Whisperer"

Gabbyness

Things got a little "hairy" at the kissing booth this year . . .

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Jetée

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Jehu

"Word on the street is 'dat you know where Palin is."

fresnelly

Ha!

Nice work everyone. I figured we'd get one Palin joke in there.

But Gabbyness' line made me laugh the most and tells a great story.

I also would have accepted "Ow, Ow, Ow..."

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Gabbyness

Thanks Fresnelly. This one I got may be a total winner or a complete loser, I can see it going either way. I, however, have much faith in the TFP.

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Jehu

Dear CIA,
Please review my resume'. I think I could contribute as a field operative. I've included a detailed account of infiltrating a wedding to deploy a parking brake disabler of my own design which, for this mission was disguised as a wedding gift.

Jetée

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—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Xerxys

Bastards almost got my sewing machine.

carrot glace

"leaping" randomly from body to body all the time, you'd get a little crazy too.

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fresnelly

Mentos! The Freshmaker!

/got nothin

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Fremen

Ever since I told my father about my special love for my Singer, he's been trying to come between us, one way or the other.
Btw, I'm pretty handy with machinery. Just ask Singer.

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ring

"When they rubs the lotion on their skin, it's smooth sailin' for my Singer."

Gabbyness

I gotta run outa town again, so I apologize for cutting this a little short.

This was a damn tough call, but I think I show my bias when I was laughing out loud at Xerxys' quick one-liner. Something about the short and sweet . . .

Take it away Xerxys, great round!

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Jetée

I'll steal his spot when I can next remember to...morrow.

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Gabbyness

Harrumph!!!

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Jetée

Alright, alright... I meant to steal Xerxys' spot earlier in order to not let this thread delay any further (and for sweet retribution! | said in this voice) but I, too, got delayed so much further than even I could imagine (I'm probably the worst procrastinator this side of the Suez Canal, so getting off track this much surprised me).

Anyway, no more boring details: new round starts this now, and goes until the end of your work week.

Have fun.

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—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Fremen

"Fucking Gary....it's the last time he gets theater tickets!"
"With a title like "Cold Comfort Farm", you'd think there would be snow in it!!"

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Xerxys

You bastard! ... Not the caption, Jetee.

OK then.

Um, got nothing! Fremen probably has this round.

EDIT: "So warm. I'm glad no one noticed.., yet. The smell of urine might tip them off though ..."

Redlemon

The Town's decision to balance the budget by significantly raising the taxes on polar bear food was well received by nearly all of the town residents.

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Jetée

Yeah, way to wait an entire a week when you actually do win, but I win, (which is very rare, suprisingly) you can't even wait 48 hours before claiming my round.

I'd love some more takers for this week's caption contest (well, 3 people in the first day is actually pretty good)

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Gabbyness

[Looks at pamphlet]

Oh, hell, it's how to "beat" your food cravings . . .

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carrot glace

dress your stalker in one of these people friendly outfits. brought to you by
We-Follow-Y-O-U.com

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fresnelly

Graham was stunned. How could the Anti-Bear amendment pass so easily?

or

Silly Bear. You don't need Weight Watchers!

or

Does a bear shit in the gym?

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Jetée

Last hurrah for any new entrants. This week's contest will come to a close sometime on Saturday.

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—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Xerxys

Tony was good this week so we let him out of the attic.

Fremen

Susan Boyle is so hard to fap to.....

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Jetée

Alright, as the week comes to a close, and through a tight race among several participants' entries, I'll have to give the honorable mention to fresnelly's "Anti-bear ammendment" caption, but the true winner was that of RedLemon's submittal:
Kudos, and good graces, RedLemon. The round is yours to helm now.

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—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Redlemon

Thanks. I thought the polar bear looked so sad, in contrast to everyone applauding around him.

My son loves the Mario Brothers, so...

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Xerxys

♫ .. Come boy .. come boy, come here, dance with me ... ♫

carrot glace

make it HARD, make it Mike's

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Fremen

"And here from an alternate dimensional Earth, straight from Ninchippendale, are the Bros. of Funk themselves!" "Grandmaster Mario and MC Luigi!!"

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Jehu

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

Jetée

The latest edition of Mario Party featured an unexpected easter egg: if the same character is selected more than once, they are relegated to playing sans overalls.

Not pictured above due to decency standards: Princess Peach and Donkey Kong.

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fresnelly

Although generally considered funnier than Revenge of the Nerds III, 1996's follow up Revenge Of The Jocks was a flop at the box office.

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Sirensong12

Who's the leader of the club
that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

(Just looking at the gloves)

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uncle phil

so the lady yells back, as she's leaving the party, "Call me back when more than two of you can handle me!!!"

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Xerxys

In this universe the princess rescues the plumber.