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Old 06-16-2007, 04:01 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2007, 12:42 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Our brass-balled, no holds-barred, newly-appointed Brigadier General, Sky Captain N. Tennille, has only one thing to say to you low-life punks:
"Make your move!"
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Old 06-18-2007, 05:45 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2007, 06:00 AM   #44 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-18-2007, 09:46 PM   #45 (permalink)
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What the heck is this thing?
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:22 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Alright, enough time has passed... yet IT2002 is nowhere to be seen...


Oh, well, I think this round should go to Sticky
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"...and no, this is not the first or second Star Trek weapon that we had to extricate today during airport security strip searches."
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:45 AM   #47 (permalink)
 
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Woohoo

Here you go:
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:18 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Woohoo

Here you go:
"... and, and the guns, they go like this, 'Pew pew pew'"
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Old 06-26-2007, 11:10 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:15 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2007, 11:00 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2007, 05:13 AM   #52 (permalink)
 
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Some good ones.
Let's see if we can get a few more.
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Old 06-27-2007, 05:44 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Hello, General? the test pilots are reporting severe fatigue in the airframes....
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Old 06-27-2007, 05:50 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:35 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Three Top Gun quotes came to mind.

Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby.

The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

Got dammit mustang! This is Ghost Rider 117, this bogey is all over me. He's got missile lock on me. Do I have permission to fire?
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:36 AM   #56 (permalink)
 
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I think two days is enough.

Awesome.
I am going to give it to lankrypt0 for
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"... and, and the guns, they go like this, 'Pew pew pew'"
although I loved this one as well
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The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

Go ahead lankrypt0
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:01 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Sorry about the delay, long long weekend.

mod note: I had to remove this pic because there were underage children in the background. I sent lankrypt0 a PM and hopefully he'll be submitting a new pic shortly. Sorry, guys...

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Old 07-02-2007, 07:18 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:20 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Old 07-03-2007, 05:55 AM   #60 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-03-2007, 01:40 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Since I was going to end this today anyway (been 2 days), I will declare the actual winner.

Redlemon!
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:48 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Um... great.

Where do you guys get the good photos? I have no idea where to look. I'm trying, but I'm not being inspired.
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Old 07-05-2007, 01:04 PM   #63 (permalink)
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google-image a funny word...
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Old 07-06-2007, 06:19 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Thanks uncle phil. I went with "wicked cool". It led me to...

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Old 07-06-2007, 12:05 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2007, 08:44 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Wahahahaha! The guests won't know what happened until after they wake up.
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Old 07-09-2007, 06:52 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2007, 01:16 PM   #68 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-11-2007, 05:10 AM   #69 (permalink)
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And the winner goes to:
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Wahahahaha! The guests won't know what happened until after they wake up.
...because it is only the beginning of a story, and it raises so many questions in my mind.
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Old 07-19-2007, 09:13 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Apparently ItWasMe has forfeited her title as winner...


Moving right along, then...

we have this picture ready and waiting for all of you willing particpants:

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Old 07-20-2007, 05:19 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2007, 12:19 PM   #72 (permalink)
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from "horse latitudes" by the doors:

"When the still sea conspires an armor
And her sullen and aborted
Currents breed tiny monsters,
True sailing is dead.

Awkward instant
And the first animal is jettisoned,
Legs furiously pumping..."

etc.
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Old 07-20-2007, 03:33 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2007, 04:19 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2007, 05:17 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Sorry it took so long, but I felt as though ItWasMe had a fine caption this time around(also might make up for the fact that her turn was skipped due to time delay).
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Cat: "I knew I should have read the fine print!"

It is your go now...
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:12 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Yay! I also liked the Noah's Arc caption. These are 3 of the pups we had a few years ago when our dog had puppies.

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Old 07-26-2007, 09:13 AM   #77 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:13 PM   #78 (permalink)
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What do you mean there is no more Kibbles 'n Bits!?!?!
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Old 07-27-2007, 04:02 AM   #79 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2007, 08:46 AM   #80 (permalink)
 
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My name is Mr. Fluffles. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Classic
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