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Old 10-04-2007, 02:59 PM   #121 (permalink)
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I suppose with a lack of participation, this round should go to you, Sticky.

If there is no reply within two days, then by all means go ahead and start a new round.
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Old 10-04-2007, 03:45 PM   #122 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2007, 06:31 AM   #123 (permalink)
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Drat and blast. Apologies, folks.

I'll try and get back with it when Sticky posts.

For the last one - It's the warm ups for the Toronto MetroBreeze of the all Canada Synchronized Fart Association. Break like the wind, guys.
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Old 10-07-2007, 04:42 AM   #124 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:43 AM   #125 (permalink)
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I do appreciate the later participation and captions, but I still think Sticky's stands head and shoulders above the rest.

Sticky can take it over officially now.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sticky
"When you're a Jet
You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dying day"
Prized Pic:
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Old 10-12-2007, 05:32 AM   #126 (permalink)
 
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OK,

Sorry for the delay (I have not been around).

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Old 10-12-2007, 08:35 AM   #127 (permalink)
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AFLAC exposed!
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:53 AM   #128 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2007, 01:53 PM   #129 (permalink)
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A bird in the hand is worth two less in the bank.
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Old 10-13-2007, 03:46 AM   #130 (permalink)
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Old 10-14-2007, 04:23 PM   #131 (permalink)
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Old 10-14-2007, 05:10 PM   #132 (permalink)
 
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AFLAC exposed!

I give ht win to Tophat665.
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Old 10-15-2007, 06:37 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Thanks! :-)
I'll see what I can come up with today and post it this evening.
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Old 10-16-2007, 06:58 AM   #134 (permalink)
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OK, folks. Make me proud!
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Old 10-17-2007, 05:18 AM   #135 (permalink)
 
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Oh man...Mary, your bunsen burner is beautiful...quick cover it up before Phil turns back around.
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Old 10-17-2007, 05:22 AM   #136 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:21 AM   #137 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:25 PM   #138 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2007, 04:33 PM   #139 (permalink)
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OK, Seem to have reached a lull...
While phil made a strong showing, I am happy to see that

forgotten_dream is our winner.

Take it away, FD!
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Old 10-22-2007, 11:03 PM   #140 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:16 PM   #141 (permalink)
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Four days later and no picture.
Phil! Over to you monsieur.
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:50 PM   #142 (permalink)
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So you thought phil's caption to be second-best (I really enjoyed the off-guard simplicity of fresnelly's myself).

A simple PM might help in future instances.


But yes, if ever this game should pass without a new host to serve up a picture, either I or phil will decide to start another new round.
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Old 10-27-2007, 02:48 AM   #143 (permalink)
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ok, i'll give y'all a few days on this one...

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Old 10-28-2007, 02:12 AM   #144 (permalink)
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Reached from the head office in Des Moines, ICSPA chairman Steven Masterson said "In her prime she was truly amazing - a real force to be reckoned with. I just don't think we're going to see a champion like Justine again for a long, long time. This is a really sad day for competitive stamp pasting."
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Old 10-28-2007, 03:43 PM   #145 (permalink)
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This is Laura Patten, of Illinois, who now stands eternally still because she refused to listen to her parents' scoldings and warnings about the debilitating condition of "facially freezing". Oh, why did she always feel the need to blow raspberries; now she'll never be able to so again.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:59 PM   #146 (permalink)
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c'mon, guys...i'm picking a winner sunday night...
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Old 11-01-2007, 05:36 AM   #147 (permalink)
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WRONG! In order to catch snowflakes on one's tongue, first, wait until it snows.
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Old 11-02-2007, 03:44 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Disregard my previous caption, and substitute it with this one:


"This is what I think of your new plaid-corduroy suit!"
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Old 11-05-2007, 01:47 PM   #149 (permalink)
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fresnelly wins...

go, dude...
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Old 11-13-2007, 03:30 AM   #150 (permalink)
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hello...anybody home?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 11-13-2007, 06:40 PM   #151 (permalink)
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hello...anybody home?
Barring fresnelly's return and prompt response, would you like to set up the next round, or should I?

Give it a day's breather, at most.
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Old 11-14-2007, 10:05 AM   #152 (permalink)
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if we don't hear anything, start one up at your leisure, jetee...
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:38 PM   #153 (permalink)
 
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I don't want to take anyones award away but this photo reminds me of what an evil older sister I was, and dared my sister Janie to stick her tongue on the frozen flag pole.

I felt so bad right after, running to the house to get the Kool-aid pitcher,
filled it with warm water, poured it on my sisters toungue, and swore to God I would never do any more mean things ever.
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Old 11-16-2007, 07:22 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Sorry for the delay folks.

Next up:
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Old 11-17-2007, 07:17 AM   #155 (permalink)
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Ahh, Mr. Peterson, we meet again, but this time the advantage is mine. Stare into my eyes. Can you feel the diabolical cuteness overcoming your reason? Your will fading, slipping away? Yes? Yes. You are in my power now, totally under my control. Now put me on your shoulder and bring me to your garbage cans. We'll have such fun strewing the contents about your yard. Muuuhuhuhuhahahahahahah!
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Old 11-17-2007, 07:47 AM   #156 (permalink)
 
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It is not polite to stare while I am relieving myself so neatly over the edge here.

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Old 11-21-2007, 03:15 AM   #157 (permalink)
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Do you know what I am? Then you cannot be so sure I won't attack you in the slightest instance you reach for the phone, can you?
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:48 AM   #158 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2007, 07:20 PM   #159 (permalink)
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Old 11-26-2007, 01:31 PM   #160 (permalink)
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I'm going to go with TopHat's.

Game on!
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