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Old 03-19-2009, 06:57 AM   #441 (permalink)
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7 days today.
Naming a winner tomorrow.
Probably by rolling a 4 sided die.
Good stuff folks.
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Old 03-20-2009, 06:02 AM   #442 (permalink)
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OK, it's so hard to choose between them. Y'all came through with really good ones for a really tough pic. I am going to go with phil for the nostalgia factor.

Take it away, Phil!
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Old 03-20-2009, 12:02 PM   #443 (permalink)
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/me bows...

gimme a little bit; i need to search the archives...


ok, ya gots a week or so...


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Old 03-20-2009, 12:54 PM   #444 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2009, 02:41 PM   #445 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:16 PM   #446 (permalink)
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Humanoid wave attacks on Barbarian Warriors, particularly those wearing a Viking tea service to protect their hair-do, can give one such a crick in the neck, as evidenced by the Grothmog, pictured in the lower left of the above picture.
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Old 03-21-2009, 04:54 AM   #447 (permalink)
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Grothmog still has not gotten the message that he needs to start using deoderant before going out to play with his friends.
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Old 03-24-2009, 06:34 PM   #448 (permalink)
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:30 PM   #449 (permalink)
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c'mon, guys; there are more than five of you out there...
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Old 03-26-2009, 07:16 AM   #450 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2009, 08:13 AM   #451 (permalink)
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Mrak just wasn't giving it his all since Karen left.
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Old 03-30-2009, 02:17 AM   #452 (permalink)
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There are consequences for making fun of the boss after he makes his helmet out of a candy dish.
best one in my mind...

you go, jehu...
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Old 03-30-2009, 06:28 AM   #453 (permalink)
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Try this one:
Picture deleted due to subject's apparent age. See post 457 for replacement.

Sorry 'bout the trouble. My bad.

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Old 03-30-2009, 08:25 AM   #454 (permalink)
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I've got my eye on you....
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:27 AM   #455 (permalink)
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Cylopeses look very much like children, even well into their 20's.
(Maybe want to go with a different picture, there.)
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:37 AM   #456 (permalink)
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Cylopeses look very much like children, even well into their 20's.
(Maybe want to go with a different picture, there.)
Good point. Photos of the underaged on any board are not a good idea.
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:43 AM   #457 (permalink)
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Good point. Photos of the underaged on any board are not a good idea.
I didn't think about that. Should I delete my post and start over?

Mods....?

---------- Post added at 09:43 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:40 AM ----------

I know the guy that took this one. He's over 18.
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Old 03-30-2009, 11:48 AM   #458 (permalink)
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Has anyone seen my friend James? I haven't seen him in weeks. He was wearing a blue coat.
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Old 03-30-2009, 12:13 PM   #459 (permalink)
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See, Conservative humor can be funny too.
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Old 04-03-2009, 02:12 PM   #460 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2009, 02:26 PM   #461 (permalink)
 
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a good pilot always licks his middle finger, double checking the wind direction,
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Old 04-03-2009, 02:45 PM   #462 (permalink)
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a good pilot always licks his middle finger, double checking the wind direction,
just before take off.
took the saliva right out of my mouth...
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Old 04-05-2009, 05:10 PM   #463 (permalink)
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I agree with Uncle Phil...
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Old 04-06-2009, 06:48 AM   #464 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-06-2009, 07:29 AM   #465 (permalink)
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The english translation to this Chinese Theater production is "Blue Dress in the Oval Office."
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Old 04-06-2009, 08:22 AM   #466 (permalink)
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Old 04-06-2009, 08:52 AM   #467 (permalink)
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The newest version of DVD DRM is a bit sneakier that previous versions. Whereas the older version merely refused to play on an unauthorized machine, the new version makes subtle alterations to the film, as seen here in a pirated Chinese print of Ratatouille.
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Old 04-07-2009, 12:10 PM   #468 (permalink)
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punch and judy get shanghai'd...
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Old 04-12-2009, 12:32 PM   #469 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:03 AM   #470 (permalink)
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ring, ring....hello...
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:42 AM   #471 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2009, 12:12 PM   #472 (permalink)
 
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It is now Uncle Phil's turn.

go....
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Old 04-21-2009, 12:20 PM   #473 (permalink)
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/me goes looking for something truly strange...

ok, here we go:


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Old 04-23-2009, 11:27 AM   #474 (permalink)
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/me goes looking for something truly strange...

ok, here we go:


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Old 04-23-2009, 11:40 AM   #475 (permalink)
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Victorian Emo chicks were just a little different.

or

She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care.
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Old 04-23-2009, 12:09 PM   #476 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-23-2009, 09:07 PM   #477 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2009, 02:19 AM   #478 (permalink)
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Koo Koo Ka Choo, I don't need his fancy horse or buggy, for all I need is emu.
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Old 04-30-2009, 02:18 AM   #479 (permalink)
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y'all got 'til friday afternoon...
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:24 AM   #480 (permalink)
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"This is an ostrich, not a vulture." says the widow.

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