carrot glace

eugh, they're watching the matrix again

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coldhands

The 2010 US Olympic musical chairs team

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-Werner Erhard

Xerxys

Ohh dear lord, that's what a woman's ... thingy looks like?

Gabbyness

I check this thread entirely too much.

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Tophat665

I'm not going to get a whole lot of chances to look in on this this weekend, so I am going to call it for Fresnelly. Either or both are winners.

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fresnelly

cool!

Let's see if anyone can come up with something for this bizarre scene:

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Xerxys

With this I will attempt to investigate the causes of prenatal lice.

carrot glace

i dont think my medicare covers this

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a "From tokyo" postcard, to my mother

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Gabbyness

HA

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Tophat665

86.2% of the world's weird shit originates in Japan. This is the point two.

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Gabbyness

"I agree Margaret, that brown trim on the wall really anchors the room."

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carrot glace

apparently, just another "hatch" wasnt going to be good enough for the newest season of lost

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fresnelly

I like 'em short and sweet so I'm giving it to Carrot Glace's Medicare crack.

Take it away!

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carrot glace

sweet, ill be right back with a pic

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Gabbyness

Rubber Ducky proves Human Growth Hormone isn't just for humans anymore.

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Jehu

Just when you thought the "Honey, I shrunk the kids." sequels had been played out...

inBOIL

I think it says "Property of Glumdalclitch" on the back.

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uncle phil

"toy boat, toy boat, toy boat..."

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

cheese

RAWWWR!

healer

"Rub this, bitches."

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fresnelly

Bath Day is hell for the sailors at 'Giant Cove'.

OR

Three days into Godzilla's rampage, the government authorized 'Plan D'.

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Redlemon

The little boy loved his rubber duckie. He would play with it in the bathtub. He would play with it in the sink. One day, he played with it in the toilet, and it was gone forever...

... or so he thought.

Duckzilla. In theaters November 3rd.

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Tophat665

Because the aliens were so cute, the people of earth did not realize their danger until far too late.

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OR

Congressionally mandated, government issued rubber ducky.

OR

If you weigh as much as this duck, you're a god, not a witch.

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carrot glace

i keep thinking of this as a line from war of the worlds, like the movie could've gone this way somehow; and dreamcatcher also
i give this to tophat

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Tophat665

Thanks CG.

A GIS on "Bargain Shoppers" gets me this one:

Make me proud.

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fresnelly

The grand opening today of the Death Star II's shopping concourse was considered a great success with merchants reporting greater than expected returns.

Says trooper Mik Vlokio, "The troops been waiting for this for a long time, ever since construction started. It's a great improvement over the first Death Star, a great way to get out and socialize and there's lots of deals to be had. Hail Emperor!"

Business analysts are also pleased by the early returns that are exceeding expectations. Says Death Star Consumer Operations Manager Vile Tamiggon, "The success of this venture really shows a confidence in the Empire that has been lacking since the destruction of the first star. It wasn't just the major suppliers that were hurt by that but also a lot of small business owners. Hopefully this is a sign of recovery that we can hold onto. As long as steel production levels in the Vornalk Belt remain high and the rebellion remains suppressed, I think we'll see a lot of growth over the next quarter. The opening of this concourse and soon the restaurant and sports districts are merely the first steps. Hail Emperor!"

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carrot glace

"huh, whad'ya know the emperor shops at hot topic"
"well he does wear black all the time"
"thats just great, our first emperor is an emo kid, i just hope lord vader kills him before i do"

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Xerxys

Do you really think these will help us blend in?

inBOIL

Really, Victoria's Secret? I'd think that after getting your armor off, and her armor off, you wouldn't want to fuss with bra hooks.

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Gabbyness

"You're right, the green in that nightie really matches your helmet."

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fresnelly

These were not the shops they were looking for.

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Jetée

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—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Jehu

"Let's volunteer for this detail" you said. "All we have to do is watch over the General's wife" you said. Now look at us!

uncle phil

"we've farted in three stores already, men! onward to bonwit teller!"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Some Excellent ones in there. I am going with Carrot Glace, but man is it ever a close call. Well done all around.

Over to you, CG.

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carrot glace

sweet

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Tophat665

Yes, Jim, She's green, and female, but she's a fucking bird, Jim. I'll put the neck pinch on you before I let you stick the captain's log in that.

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carrot glace

is that it? i was expecting so much more, cmon! til friday then

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Tophat665

SPOCK: Dr. McCoy, what seems to be the problem?
BONES: Damnit, Spock, I'm a Doctor, not an Ornithologist!

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When cosplay gets Totally out of hand.

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carrot glace

...anyone else? midnight

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